I’ve been duped, bamboozled.

I’m a known Bron h8r but I will cry at work if he announces his retirement today.

Maybe Philly fans are the problem

Baseball!!!!!!!!

Otis wore a Bob Dylan shirt last night!!!!

Why do I see Zach Lowe

Base running is an art

Starting my Bring Khris Middleton to Minnesota campaign #BKMM

“Naz Reid” headband giveaways next plz

the woke left doesn't want you to know what jordan mclaughlin would look like stretched out to 7 feet

Happy Timberwolves Media Day to all who celebrate.

Love when a color commentator says “my eyes are gone”

Leaning toward a tasteful one of these guys

There’s another new commercial featuring OKC players smh

thank you, uptown

And they expect me to NOT glue myself to this court??

A-freaking-WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Not going to complain about the Wolves having the ninth-best odds to win it all because: 1. who cares 2. the Lynx 3. all the shit more worthy of complaints but

Absolute monsters.

Cheryl Reeve's tenure with the Lynx: 5766 days The tenure of every other WNBA coach combined: 5862 days

Again

Last 20 miler of training 🤪 (go Lynx)

The UN report highlights other states’ responsibility after concluding Israel is committing genocide in Gaza, noting that, despite the ICJ’s similar ruling, Western countries like the US and Germany continue supplying weapons. 🔴 LIVE updates: aje.io/ltigrm

If I’m the Vikings, I’m running the touchdown play this drive

V brutal run this morning. Four weeks to go until the race!

Mannnnn @notalawyer.bsky.social’s humor has gotten me through some v dark days this year

he was a champion of free speech and if you disagree youre under arrest

Don’t ever let the Trump Administration tell you they support the First Amendment. This is a shocking violation. The United States Government has no authority to tell people in this country what to say or not say.

I was going to buy Alex G tickets before finding out my boyfriend already bought us Alex G tickets. A real Gift of the Magi without the sacrifices.

Are the Vikings receivers just hazing McCarthy

McKinley Dixon, 7th Street Entry, Sept. 3

Emphasis

Gbye summer

I think we’re just in a simulation/hell and the objective is to see how long it takes until we break.

O/U of pages mentioning “Gaza” listed in the index: 1.5

Sucks for Taylor and Travis that their engagement news will be overshadowed by me finally receiving my Real ID

When Kabin Crew comes out with a new song on a Friday

Folks,,,,,,,,,,,

Please give Jaden all of Kawhi’s good qualities and nothing else

Palestinian children who have lost parents were overcome with emotion as they graduated in a ceremony at Gaza's al-Wafaa Orphan Village. The UN says Israel has damaged 97% of educational facilities in the besieged enclave.

Jesus christ did the Zelenskyy meeting go that bad

*wears Jaden jersey on last day in Colorado* *Denver airport postpones flight for 18 hours*

Out of office

One book down, two to go

Three books packed for a weeklong vacation

The way I cackled

I just want better for Buxton.

Your Aug-Sept 2025 Minnesota Twins!!!!! (I feel like this is generous)

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