Maybe that Wolves half was just an ode to how much 2025 sucked ass

Porzingis’ hair looks like he’s wearing a permanent Davy Crockett hat

Called myself a bitch after complaining about three NYE parties, and this was my boyfriend’s response. Hope you all find a good one in 2026.

I did just rewatch Succession, but I can’t stop seeing Roman Roy in the picture of Ted Bundy on the cover of “Murderland.”

Bulls are the most “forgot about that guy” team

Ok I’m pissed

Goal for tonight’s Wolves game: do not post accusing anyone of being named in the Epstein files

Actually, no one is allowed to blame the Wolves for this loss, and we all have to blame the officials.

Oh fuck

ANTHONY MUTHAFUCKING EDWARDS

HOLY FUCK ANTA CLAUS

Jamal Murray is my JD Vance of the NBA (obviously derogatory)

Donte is actually physically incapable of fouling Jokic

If I’m Chris Finch, I’m running the play that makes my team a +8 in the final four mins of play.

Me, many drinks in, comforting myself: these aren’t fouls in the playoffs

THE BONES ARE THEIR MONEY

*showing relatives photos of Kolek and Jokic and telling them they play the same pro sport*

IT’S A BONES HYLAND REVENGE GAME

Winning four straight after being eliminated from the playoffs is very on brand for the Vikings.

26-56 still in play for OKC

Saw Marty Supreme and was supremely disappointed

Another year, another round of me gifting books I want to read to my loved ones for Christmas. Nothing says “Merry Christmas” like gifting “Murderland” to a loved one.

The beautiful game!!!

Hobbies include pretending I’m a lifelong Bears fan while watching this game with an actual lifelong Packers fan

Good morning, Wolves fans.

Anyone know if it’s possible to buy a Timberwolves/Lynx gift card that can be used on tickets?

Undefeated in the new KG era 🫡

Yep. Must-win game.

Finch just pissed Rob is still in right now lol

Welp 👀*

Welp

FUUUUUUCK YESSSSSSSSSSS, BROTHERSSSSSSS

BIG RU WITH THE BIG DOUBLE DOUBLE

Why do the Wolves have a partnership with Travel South Dakota?

Leaving a holiday party, letting all know the only bright side is that OKC lost.

“wtf”

A treadmill could never

How am I just learning that Liz Franczak is a huge NBA fan?

*I freaking loathe

THE BONES ARE THEIR MONEY

I do not like the Phoenix Suns.

Only cool when Ant does it, NOT Grayson Allen

This is wild to say but I would be devastated if the Wolves made a trade for Giannis that included Jaden

Happy Naz :)

Yes

Nah, CP3 can’t go out like this

Big Ru

Hello

Give me four games of this but the Wolves just decidedly win and make the Thunder look like fools