Meets Zohran on Friday, dressing like an East Village poet who wrote something called "A Fairest Autumn" by Saturday.

Once we get the cyborg with Jeffrey Epstein's reanimated brain and penis up and running, I'm sure we'll be able to work this whole thing out.

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Mamdani should announce a new basketball team owned by the people of New York called the New York Mujahideen

The computer and internet are some of the most amazing inventions. Too bad the computer's current mission is making 100 guys super rich. DO BETTER COMPUTER!!!

The first step to developing functional A.I. is to have a generation of Socialism.

a new study finds that there is enough microplastic in your nads to make a little army guy. whats worse is that its the guy with the radio so he doesnt even have a gun. and he has a bunch of extra plastic along the seam on the bottom so he keeps falling over.

Well, that should make the internet even better!

Gabba Gabba Hey Jude

You can't imagine how long I've waited for a commercial like this

I hope the left can recover. I would really like to have health care.

Just accidentally stepped on my cat's tail. I'm the worst person ever

the House Oversight Committee has such sights to show us

Crazy that during the sixth mass extinction event some motherfuckers are freaking out about free busses.

I will keep on fighting

Take all his wealth and property. Give him a one bedroom apartment, a $150k salary and a twenty hour a week job doing manual labor building infrastructure. See if he gets better or worse.

Finally, the perfect jacket to go with my piss pants

Amazing that Bezos can completely tank the New York Times for what equivalently for him is like twenty bucks.

It is now legal to throw sandwiches at police

When people meet my dog (if I had a dog).

Have fun doing Florida pizza reviews.

The union is calling on people to boycott btw!!

OK. Let's fucking go. Kat next.

One last time: Every time I post it he goes up five more points.

Judge Holden has just endorsed Andrew Cuomo

Very clever of Dick Cheney to die on the day of the NYC election. All of NYC will be in mourning and no one will have the heart to vote.

I hope Dick Cheney's final moments were filled with pain and terror. Thoughts and prayers 🙏

What's a good bar in DC to celebrate Dick Cheney's death?

That wallpaper is crazy

Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’

How will the economy of NYC work if all the people who horde wealth leave behind all the people who generate wealth? And who's going to molest the children if these people leave? So many questions.

Everyone is 12 years old except for the billionaire class, who are 11.

This cruelty is purely for the benefit of wealthy pedophiles for a country who's governing documents were written by slavers.

I have been charged in a federal indictment sought by the Department of Justice. This political prosecution is an attack on all of our First Amendment rights. I’m not backing down, and we’re going to win.

Kat is being federally charged by the FBI for protesting at Broadview. This is a flagrant political prosecution by the Trump administration, which is trying to prevent free speech and free association. I am proud of Kat. Her movement is being targeted by the government. She needs your support.

Congressional candidate @katmabu.bsky.social, who was indicted today for protesting outside the Broadview ICE facility: "We've been punched, dragged, thrown, shot with pepper balls, tear gassed, rubber bullets from snipers on roofs going into local businesses windows."

Has there been an update on this?

I've built a socioeconomic system that depends on everyone to do useful work and act ethically except the people at the top, who get unimaginable rewards for being antisocial frauds and criminals. And I think it will stand the test of time

Her campaign raised $1.2 Billion that it spread around the consultant class and she didn't even have to be president during the American century of humiliation. Total win from the democrats point of view and they would be mad to not run her again for $2 Billion

She raised $1.2 Billion dollars and spread it around the consultant class and never had to be president. The democrats would be insane not to run her.

If you need a whistle, please drop by our office (7016 N Clark Street) to pick up one for free. If you see ICE, blow three short bursts. If they are detaining someone, blow three long bursts.

What a pain in the neck

I am a Christmas adventurer, do you know what that means? It is a higher calling

Are they going to restructure as a worker owned cooperative? Because that would be cool.

Stay woke friends

The difference between fucking around and finding out