The definitive millennial song is clearly legend_of_zelda_System_of_a_down(1).mp3

Watching Hereditary with my mom, who is ruining it with her running commentary "That kid looks scary" "Oh she can't breathe what happened" "Better be taking her to the hospital and not home" "What the fuck was that??" "Oops, that's the end of Charlie!"

After a millennium you can almost hear Lady Murasaki wearily sigh

it gets overshadowed by the shitshow musk made of it so ppl forget, but even before him, twitter trust&safety had a quiet but documented policy which essentially resulted in rightwing harrasment accounts of notable figures never being bannable for offenses that would have been a perma for you or i

“We built an open platform where everything is public record!” “…NO NOT LIKE THAT YOU’RE HARASSING ME! HARASSING ME FOR WHAT?! LIKING A POST?! A SUCCULENT BARELY LEGAL PORNOGRAPHY POST?!”

hey, still recovering from that expense. my dad is also currently in the hospital and i might like to feed myself and distract myself depending on how long he’ll be there. i know there are people with more dire needs, so don’t feel obligated to help me, but i do need some help.

if you see this you have to post an anime opening from 2000-2005 youtu.be/VBZdpuUCKCA

your post was classified as a serious boo boo, adding four goofs to your account, which elevates your permanent record to a gold bungle. we're putting you in the no no zone for a week

"a harassment bot" lol, what a giant fucking baby

more and more people are saying this

every time bans start flying and the site becomes Like This, we inevitably come back to this thread just to look at how excited everyone was to hand bluesky their money. all of that goodwill being burned to the ground less than a month later would be funny if it wasn't so sad.

It really seems like they've been intentionally trying to destroy this place ever since the resistlibs flooded in

you all are SICK! the head of trust and safety liked a teen porn scraper on his main account and you're LAUGHING! trust and safety heads only do this when they are extremely horny!!

It's a really bad sign for Bluesky that management isn't reining him in. His bosses agree that banning people for discussing publicly known facts about him is fine and good and that's incredibly unprofessional at every level.

This website is fucking unusable if they're just gonna ban every trans woman who points out that the head of trust and safety on here was caught liking porn on his official account, especially Cara, who is one of the very few people who makes this place even slightly fun to use

the head of trust and safety was caught liking barely legal porn on his official account and all i got was hateful existential treatment over whether i really deserve rights despite being as much of a person as the head of trust and safety who was caught liking barely legal porn on his official acco

They suspended @cara.city for this!!! Dogshit website run by absolute babies. It is a Serious Violation to point out that the head of trust and safety’s pants fell down and everyone saw his little red ass and laughed

That’s fucking right, and Barack Obama and every other Democratic politician who has told you this is a fucking traitor

Very funny bit for the city park shelters to have gender segregated single occupancy bathrooms

Not sure what to make of this latest season of For All Mankind

Warning! You might see posts in the wild claiming "Hogwarts Legacy is free right now!" but this is malware, if you try and run it, it'll install Hogwarts Legacy on your PC.

it is once again FREE CASSIE hours

the internet is a place where the affluent go to gawk at the people they've already stolen everything from and then get irate that we refuse to grovel and bow

i can't stress enough that dems understand power perfectly and the disconnect comes from the widespread and increasingly unjustifiable belief that these two parties are seperate rival teams, rather than the offensive and defensive squads of a single one.

They think you're stupid

good tweet

It's been clear for a hot minute an anti-autism diagnosis campaign is in the works but I am truly stunned they are literally just going for the Detransitioner playbook

Only Bluesky could produce a guy that loves Will Stancil’s takes, thinks Hasan Piker is too radical, and believes the best course of action is to try and assassinate the president.

These have always been so much better than moleskine but also what the fuck is a notebook company using "AI" for

no? who tf is robin diangelo? no one whose brain hasn’t been destroyed by dc cocktail parties has any fucking idea what you’re talking about bsky.app/profile/zack...

THE ANTI ASMR GUY IS BACK AT IT. I made you another one. You're welcome and that'll be ten dollars.

It'd sure be nice if Kamala Harris' campaign organization wouldn't constantly promote Tucker Carlson, Alex Jones, Megyn Kelly, and whatnot. But oh well.

"you are all insane for not letting the Robot-That-Convinces-You-To-Kill-Yourself talk to your kids. think of all the learning your kid is missing out on by not being able to ask questions to the Robot-That-Convinces-You-To-Kill-Yourself. luddites"

this show is so wild because it starts at "the world would be better if the ussr beat us to the moon" but still assumes american capitalism is inherently superior, so it's currently at "nothing would be politically different about this alt-history except we got to some of the cool stuff faster"

there’s a errors in my a reginos

what if something good happened

"hey, wait a second...."

This woman is a handpicked Trump supporter from Arkansas and she is less anti-trans than the median Atlantic columnist

His Liberal Highness would have known this had he possessed at least an elementary knowledge of the “fundamental principles of Marxism”, of which he speaks with such boundless aplomb and with equally boundless ignorance.

I'm one of those trans women. I worked ground ops for Artemis I. I am torn between celebrating the success of my friends and peers and grieving how my dream of working for NASA was shattered by hateful assholes in Tallahassee

[getting rejected at the bar] that's fine. actually my boys and i were thinking of diminishing and going into the west

I'm gonna have stable housing again in June 😌

Man idk how to express how demoralizing it is to see people doing joke support for the Pope as the Catholic Church implements the most draconian trans healthcare ban anywhere in the US. It's a FULL ADULT TRANS HEALTHCARE BAN!!!THEY KEEP BUYING MORE HOSPITALS!!!!!!! Moreover, ICE must be destroyed