LLMs may be creating a bubble that will destroy the economy, but theyre also giving many of the most annoying people on Earth completely novel forms of mental illness so it's impossible to say if they're good or bad

matty is, as usual, wrong. it's not that we can't discipline them, it's that we choose not to

relatively tight race between the pedophile fascist and the sundowning genocidaire

this is nothing a little more training can't fix. at a reform through labor camp in the most desolate corner of the united states of america

incredible to include the tastee diner in this list. a few tastee memories... www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/202...

the issue is that "Democrats" can refer to both the broad group of people who tend to vote for democrats, and to the cabal of wealthy center-right septuagenarian freaks who run the democratic party.

people are saying it more and more

THE DEMOCRATS: "No."

From me: Chuck Schumer's legislative demands for DHS funding are so narrow they almost mirror what ICE/CBP have just announced in Minneapolis. Just as Republicans were conceding the need to negotiate, Democrats pre-negotiated themselves into mush. prospect.org/2026/01/29/c...

the demands schumer laid out, in light of existing rules and current ICE practices, are not a serious effort at modifying ICE’s behavior in any meaningful sense. they’re an attempt to mollify the base with meaningless bullshit without actually changing anything so they can move on to affordability

dems setting their sights on the least they can possibly do, and then setting their sights a little lower still

Modern liberalism in a nutshell: when it comes to blame for Trump, "never forgive and never forget" nonvoters, but amnesty for Bill Kristol.

this won't work bc they will *correctly* understand that trump is saying liberals aren't allowed to bring guns to impede the will of his state, and they will agree with him. this will never be applied to them and they know it

i'm sure this tepid bullshit works with someone, but... who? who sees this and thinks "ah, yeah, this guy reposting mealy-mouthed horseshit from his account on the nazi pedo site has a good point"?????

"I'll be tougher than Trump on immigration" WAS Kamala's attempt to win them over. Instead of losing a race to the bottom, maybe Dems could try building a better coalition?

haha jesus christ. he's like a cruel parody of an impotent lib come to life

i'm loving the new stancil. not enough to forget, you know, the old stancil... but enough to look past that for now and say "hell yeah"

They can’t do it because it points out that they themselves are doing nothing to help. Maybe three of them saying Abolish ICE. The rest are talking about retraining and body cams and QR codes.

ICE out there abducting children and murdering moms, and the democrats are doing this shit

oh, so all of a sudden it’s “okay” to hope one of the planet’s top five pieces of shit dies? grow up

it's 2026 and libs are still fantasizing about being saved by republicans.

ahahaha these dweebs decided to lay down and roll over and adopt the most submissive posture imaginable for the army of murderous goons killing their constituents and they're still gonna get lawfared by trump. hope they send you both to CECOT

this political party isn't capable of standing up to the right

imagine the dems coming out stridently against ICE, the white supremacist militia that murders random moms, and catalyzing public opinion against it. you can't imagine that because in the real world the dems like ICE much more than they like anyone calling for it to be abolished

i love that it's 2026 and people are still framing republican action as a "lack of guts" and not the result of the conservative movement, republican voters, and republican electeds uniting under one banner and pursuing their horrible ends

it should be legal to sault ICE

[sombrely, with tears in eyes] "truly the people of Iran embody the great spirit of Flumpo The Fart Wizard" - author of Flumpo The Fart Wizard

not that long ago there were new videos every day of cops maiming and beating the shit out of protesters with gleeful abandon, and not only did “defund the police” get written off as extreme, joe biden got elected and proudly gave them even more money. it’ll easily happen again

yeah. if we just give the white supremacist murder militia a LITTLE more training, surely they'll stop their bloody rampage

unless we understand their job as being to support and cover for ICE, in which case we can say that they are absolutely doing their job

this is your mission. roll up to this daycare in full tactical gear to harass some kids and teachers. when you get spooked by your own shadow like a panicked horse and start shooting your gun, our pedophile president will call the person you shot a terrorist. good luck soldier

does "show trials swiftly followed by @leyawn.bsky.social's patented Mega Guillotine" count as "prosecution"? because if so this works for me

this, and also because they aren't terribly opposed to it themselves. they think it's mostly fine, or even good

whole lotta people need to start grappling with the fact that america has no opposition party rn instead of wishcasting about stuff the dems could - but will not - do

[dem establishment voice] Of course I support removing Maduro, but I wish Trump had asked permission first

no international forum is capable of doing that, and a theoretical future dem administration will be extremely eager to "look forward, not backward" and turn the page on this. cheney and bush are both beloved by the dem establishment today

Tomorrow buy one gift you think Jesus would like, like a Switch 2, and put it near your bed. If he doesn't take it while you sleep, he wants you to have it. ❤️

future dem president: "Actually, it would be a grave violation of decorum to do that. The Donald J. Trump Whitehouse, Presented By President Donald J. Trump stays."

hahaha, this rules. new test for any dem candidate: are they vindictive enough to keep the pictures up but recaption them where needed?

Really inspiring post. It's inspiring me to say "never votin' for Newsom," for example

the trump administration is experiencing total Stancilfication

can they just refer the driver directly to the DC attorney general, or...?

every person getting offended by the idea of greater safety measures for cars is exactly three seconds away from telling you it's actually okay to kill people

Urbanists will talk about how cars are a machine that makes you selfish and crazy, and I know it’s easy to roll your eyes at that but if you give drivers the ability to comment they will say “yes I am selfish and crazy”

strangers are fighting to the death in my menchies over this pretty innocuous take and slinging devastating counterarguments like “what if I had to run away from a murderer” and “I like speeding”

where that "the core of progressivism is doing nothing" tweet when you need it?

word on the street is that johnny's is converting from a bar to a data center that could render a theoretically infinite number of hot dogs in Thomas-Davis's mouth

someone tell the California ACLU who is disproportionately more likely to be killed in traffic accidents including those involving people under the influence

Very important for people to ask Janeese and other mayoral hopefuls how they'll weigh the value of a parking space versus the value of a human life. Even better if they frame the question as a contrast with Bowser's absolute failure on Vision Zero.