yeah beat the devil out of it bob

We stan Farmer With A Shotgun

Quick Errata: Eating/Throwing 1 pound of dried chives costs 1 action.

A horror story in two sentences.

Hello bsky could you help me find the original artist for this I need to- uh would like to buy a print. #monsterhunterwilds #olivia

Wheeeee!

bomb the gender binary, Snatched 22, ML0.35, Reel Big Tits and others had zero effect on me im sure

Couple people have caught this, but yeah, the takeaway from me here isn't about game prices or bad marketing. This is happening with all information constantly. Sub "Switch 2 games" for "trans athletes" and imagine what kind of baseless stuff people are being served constantly.

sabrina car from fortnite

Crashing out like the stock market this morning.

The Affinity suite of products is a one-time purchase for vector art, bitmap/photo editing, and publishing software. I grew up in a print shop so I have a life-long knowledge of Adobe software, and Affinity checks every box.

capitalism has me feeling weird things like “well i have to buy the switch 2 even if i won’t really use it” and “but i need Target”

tired of this grimdark shit fr*ms*ft should make eld*n r*ng but it's about a witch who lost her cat in the swiss alps ghibli style unreal engine best quality humongous breasts

Time to check out some

Omnidust Some might consider a dusty old tome to be useless, but I say there's much to be found in old literature. Sorry if it flares up your allergies though. It's our latest #DnD magic item!

Damn i was mad mad 🧵

Highway to the--

dkc funky kong is a leftist. dk64 funky kong was absolutely at january 6

I built a Playstacean!

Oh you mean ALL the Cybertrucks will be in the same place. At the same time. All of them. Huh. Thoughts and prayers.

Roses are red Violets are blue

ONE NEAT TRICK CAPITALISTS DON’T WANT YOU TO KNOW

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Finally finally got some @godivaghoul.bsky.social prints

Monster of the Week update: I ran my first paid game on StartPlaying and they had fun!!! Since I only know one city, I started them in North East Philadelphia and dropped hints of something in the sewer. They jumped down there and guess what they found THATS RIGHT THE GIANT SERPENT FROM SEKIRO

at work tending bar screaming A TEMPERED MONSTER! LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THE SCAR!! and making a motion where i thoughtfully look at something while curling my index finger and placing it on my chin hunter you have truly become the Monster Hunter Wilds.

Friend shared this and just: yes

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I’m smarter than I look, but dumber than you think. And vise-versa.

(non-binarily) hey man

The original is so good and you should buy it and you should also look out for this one. It's just solid advice that can be applied to literally any setting and system. The cover is also super duper cool.

UPDATE: My “no trash cuts, only trash cooks“ theory of culinary worthiness continues to gather evidence. Top round, sous vide at 131°F for 10 hours, and then seared in ghee, with black pepper and garlic confit gravy.

Corpse Compact Some people want to be the life of the party, but you might want to be the death of it, or the undeath. We're all about creating inventive items to make your #DnD games more interesting. Share this free release if you enjoy it.

I can't stop thinking about this game Kunitsu-Gami: Path of the Goddess. It's an Action RPG/Tower Defense with a FF-esque job wheel for your units. It's just really well made and fun and gorgeous and just feels like a real video-game-ass-video-game. You can pet the cat and the dog and the pig and t

It’s happening #MoTW

Now that the game's been out for a while, it's time we acknowledge that critics were wrong about the sex scene in Astro Bot. paletteswap.site/dif...

Oh no I've started Discourse

I once worked on a visual novel game where all the surveys and focus groups said that nobody wanted romance, they only wanted mystery and sci-fi. Then 75+% of clicks in-game went to stories with explicit romantic or sexy themes. www.pcgamer.com/gaming-indus...

This is a fact. I do not know how computers work. It is basically magic.

Some more affable space monsters.

is it automatically assumed that we’re rating from 1-10 or is it some wider cock scale that we should’ve apparently had built in to our brains or something

Did these using stock art/photos + free software & filters/effects. And I *SUCK* at Photoshop, GIMP, et al. Zero shooping skills. But still, I even established a "house style" that fit right in with a punk/zine art aesthetic. And if you do classic TTRPG genres OMG so many cheap art packs out there.

February is like only a week long but it is the longest week of your entire life.

“hey we saw you from across the mountain and we hate your vibe” #ryuunart