Pilot had a massive ad spread in a jp newspaper with "make AI jealous" and "write what AI can't touch" written on it Anyway I think everyone should own a Pilot kakuno pen

IF YOU ARE IN SEATTLE OR WA STATE RN AND ARE FRESHLY EXCITED FOR SOME REASON AND HAVEN'T VOTED YET, YOU HAVE 90 MINUTES TO SCRIBBLE LIKE SEVEN EASY BUBBLES, SIGN YOUR NAME, AND HIT YOUR LOCAL BALLOT BOX

I just got back from a walk. While I was walking through the park, a little white boy and his father flagged me down from the very other end of the park. Now to be fair, I have on my hat on, so I’m easy to spot lol. The little boy drew me this. A month ago. He has been waiting to see me again.

Environmental storytelling.

98 days until pitchers and catchers report

yaaaaaaaaay

Happy #MonsterMonday, dear listeners! Got a brand new episode of #MonsterHourPod for you tomorrow. In the meantime, Archie demonstrates that they have no qualms about causing romantic chaos. Stay spooky! #MonsterHour #MonsterHourS3 #cityofmist #ttrpg #actualplaypodcast #podcastpromo

Jerry Orbach, the voice of Lumiere in Beauty and the Beast.

I need the thrill of like 5 more World Series games to get me over the reality of plunking down another chunk of money towards my student loans and seeing the amount still go up.

Ghost buses have been rampant, so Fix the L8 Ghost Bus-ters set out Thursday night to track them down while asking riders to email to local leaders and remind them to vote! Make sure you vote by Tuesday, ideally via a ballot drop box! 📹: @juanjpg.bsky.social 📷: @melodysummerfield.bsky.social

"That lone anonymous sportswriter who didn't vote for Ichirō's Hall of Fame induction" x.com/dailyportalz...

they must end this game before the daylight savings clock adjustment. nobody knows what will happen if baseball gets into the time shift. we could get stuck in the time wormhole forever

ANOTHER EXTRA INNINGS GAME I HOPE THEY GO 20 INNINGS AND HAVE THE BALL BOY PITCH

Happy Halloween everyone. #WorldBollardAssociation 👻

looking at local foodbanks to donate to and found the most incredible 404 page not found

Brand accounts at 12:01 am tonight:

Happy Halloween, ORCA pod 👻 🎃 🕸️ Who should Boop go trick or treating as tonight? Let us know in the replies! Labu-Boop 💙  Elpha-Boop 🧹  K-Boop Demon Hunter 🎤

Fun fact: No World Series game has ever gone 22 innings

Hoo hoo more baseball >:)

43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.

Congrats on an exciting game three and an extremely boring game four.

"no position player has ever pitched a world series game" this game is about to say challenge accepted

I’m watching the World Series. I’m taking part o the Stanford prison experiment. I’m at the combination World Series/Stanford prison experiment

at this point, you should be able to substitute any base runner with a horse

My husband just asked, "What if the game never ends?"

One time I got called in to a emergency client meeting on Halloween and I was dressed as Stevie Nicks, feathered hat and long dress with insane sleeves and boots and so much jewelry and what I'm saying is, maybe pick a costume that can easily transition to a casual Friday look if need be.

'Costumes optional' for this Friday hearing in Manhattan before US District Judge Arun Subramanian

Lovestruck in Seattle, the city's first romance bookstore and gift shop, opened its permanent location in Wedgwood (8507 35th Ave NE) this weekend, taking over the former AR Workshop space.

Behold the bounty of our balcony garden this year. They're basically the same size as when I put them in the ground. I got them dirty for several months and that's it. Definitely able to feed a family of two on this harvest.

*Lil Jon Voice* States' Rights to What

I want them both to lose. A world series first.

It's a long way to February.

hang this in the louvre (there's room now)

PurpleReign007 dropping pure, beautiful, all-caps poetry this morning. Real "lie down try not to cry cry a lot" hours this morning.

when cats bonk their heads together

Here you go, Mariners fans. The entire bottom of the eighth of tonight's ALCS Game 5, posted to the MLB YouTube account.

It’s LAST CALL for Absurdia folks! Bar closes in 3 hours. You don’t have to stay here but you can’t go home 👁️ www.backerkit.com/c/projects/q...

CLEAR EYES FULL BACKSIDE CAN'T LOSE

I am not a baseball fan. I am a baseball hostage.

We kicked the hell out of Absurdia's tires and I'm so happy to see this thing coming to fruition. Congratulations Quinn!!!

tridents down

My friend’s neighbor’s house fell off its foundation (old steel structure collapsed), and they just did the funniest thing.

Learned that an anonymous outside expert on submersibles did an interview with the OceanGate Titan investigation, and they released a transcript, with all the names redacted. The first line of his first answer? "I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic."

WE DID IT!!!!

My entire sanity is hinging on reddit user PurpleReign007 and their unhinged all caps gameday Mariners hype posts.

Julio Rodríguez and Jorge Polanco hit three-run homers, Josh Naylor added a two-run drive and the Seattle Mariners took a 2-0 AL Championship Series lead by routing the Toronto Blue Jays 10-3 on Monday.

hell yeah goms

I'm in the Sunday blogging chair over at @defector.com today. First up, a quick summation of playoff baseball torturing its fans. defector.com/the-season-o...