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MAYOR-ELECT KATIE WILSON

KING 5 has called it!

guy who watches Pluribus and immediately recognizes the main character from her role as the "Tutorial Witch" in the 1997 Magic the Gathering computer game

SEATTLE!!! We’ve now taken the lead by 91 votes! 🤯 This thing is certainly not over! Over 1,000 ballots have been challenged, so if you haven’t tracked your ballot yet get on it! Our trusty volunteers have been working hard to "cure" ballots so they count! We're so close!

There's still a lot of curable ballots from Seattle (about 1,800). Most are unsigned or signature mismatches, and most skew younger.

Rhea Seehorn's very first imdb credit, if anyone's curious

Stop saying the cop was assaulted by a sandwich You have to use the passive voice. The officer was impacted by a sweet onion chicken teriyaki of unclear origin

whatever you think of Spanberger, the fact that her opponent ran a campaign based almost entirely on transphobia and is on track to eat shit in the biggest blowout the state has seen since 2009 is unambiguously a huge win

this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028

genuinely beautiful that new york elected a muslim lefty mayor the same day that dick cheney died

BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani wins the New York City mayoral race, NBC News projects. nbcnews.to/4nIzNUC

The transphobic messaging completely failed to help Republicans tonight. The anti-trans propaganda was a losing strategy which the GOP pushed all their chips in on, and it failed miserably. They lost every major race tonight.

Don't forget to Pokemon Legends Z-A to the Polls

I too used to be cursed with a "6-7" style verbal tic but it was the "I see I see I see" line from that terrible Emilia Pérez vaginoplasty song

HOW DOES IT FEEL, TORONTO??

Brand accounts at 12:01 am tonight:

The way I can sniff out the first MILLISECOND of a song that's been on the Batman Forever soundtrack

Everything that's happened since Justin Timberlake and Madonna said they had 4 Minutes to Save the World implies that they absolutely failed

I painted ur dog

The wildest part of this is the fact that Depp is CURRENTLY OLDER than MICHAEL CAINE WAS when he played Scrooge in 1992

You gotta love how passive-aggressive this Wikipedia page is about the destruction of the East Wing:

this has been the most fun it's ever been to be a mariners fan in my entire lifetime. also i wish i were fucking dead.

That’s right AI is ushering in the wonderful age of human utopia: working 72 hours a week for a pervert

PSA for everyone going to protests

Kind of amazing to see that everyone is a Mariners fan tonight

This is the sports equivalent of an army carrying a holy relic into battle

I really hope that Etsy witch gets a WS ring

TO THE 15TH

mariners fans are my favorite bunch of fans of any team in any sport. i watched the bottom half of the last seven innings standing up in my living room. thanks for letting me hitch a ride

mariners won

THIS GAME

David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)

Asking trains for permission would 'kill' the train robbery industry

I hate that this is my local mall. I'm literally 5 minutes from here

look ai is completely destroying the world with massive pollution and is using up water at a concerning rate but at least you get to use technology that lies to you and is the primary propaganda mechanism by fascists

I’m glad the whole nation is getting to experience the excruciating torture that is Seattle Mariners baseball.

most of your favorite (still living) comedians are now assholes because the personality trait that drove them to success (desperately needing love from everyone) is emotional kryptonite once you are rich, successful, well known, and still fucking hate yourself.

🏆AWARD🏆WINNING🏆PACKAGING 🏆TEAM🏆

So considering he reposted that AI medbed thing last night there's a nonzero chance his own advisors have been showing him AI Fox News clips in the oval office and he thinks they're real

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Microsoft will no longer allow Israel to use its cloud services to enable its mass surveillance of occupied Palestinians – "the first known case of a US technology company withdrawing services provided to the Israeli military since the beginning of its war on Gaza"

Only frog-boy can heal a divided nation

I'm not loving how every failed presidential candidate gets paid the entire budget of the publishing industry that year to write a book called I Learned Nothing

Oh thank god, false alarm, soda pop is back on the menu girls