Who among us hasn’t kicked themselves in the balls via a remote controlled robot?

If London is over, as all the right wing cranks say it is, someone needs to tell the rest of the world. Because all their tourists are here today

Tombstone is a Christmas movie. Pass it on

This is brilliant

Man, Jurassic Park is good. Especially when drunk after a BRMC gig

Terrific Rob Reiner story, this…

This is superb

Absltly mgnfcnt tnght

After the sad show at Union Chapel earlier this year, tonight’s show was as good as I’ve ever seen Shack

Someone make this stop

Timely, having recently spent an enjoyable afternoon in the Bob Hawke Beer and Leisure Centre

Gutted to hear about Mani. A brilliant bass player in not one but two of my all-time favourite bands. RIP

Big fan of short, 50 minute ish headline sets. And being wrapped up by 10ish.

The PA at Oslo remains the best in any London gig venue

This is bang on

That royal gene pool doesn’t do hair, does it? Apart from the one with all the hair. Who also looks nowt like the rest of them

Very late to the party on this, but Slow Horses is tremendous

I am begging people to read some actual science fiction rather than whatever toss this appears to be. Another novel about a character writing a book? How inventive.

An excellent read, this. And a wonderful reminder of that brilliant 2013 parody review.

Much like the man himself

These people are beyond delusional

The thing I understand least about the London-baiting from Trump is that it’s likely one of the most visited non-US places on planet by US tourists. Surely there will be loads of actual voters there who will be, like, “uh, that’s not what it looked like to me”?

Oh, piss off Donald, you fat, stupid prick

Roll up, roll up

I was all in regardless, but this has added a large amount of anticipation on top of that

Concern about ‘free speech’ was always just bad and/or stupid people wanting to say horrible things and weaponising a niche debate in their favour. Well done everyone who fell for it

Well, I guess that’s a no then

We need to keep saying this, over and over again

The right thing to do

Be good to see the government, the opposition, and parliament as a whole condemn this bullshit

And now there are tickets available on tout sites for astronomical sums. You really messed this one up, you wallies

Radiohead can get in the bin. If your approach to fairness and being good to fans results in this, you’re saying this stuff as window dressing, lads

Lots of chat about ‘left wing this and left wing that’ on here right now. Please remember that left and right are not real categories and are only partially useful mnemonic devices

A helpful reminder

Ok, I’m gonna need a new itsonometer. 4 wins in 4. Playing brilliantly. Old players back on form, new lads settling in immediately. New coaching team delivering. It’s the best we’ve played at least since the promotion season. But…small sample size, etc

They may be given some temporary accommodation in some of our crappest hotels while they get themselves on their feet in a new country, but they’ll never take our zebra crossings!

@bandcamp.com I can no longer access my music collection via my Macbook. What the hell have you done to your front page?

It’s on

Magnificent today. Sunshine, goals, a brilliant performance. The intsonometer is being cranked into life as we speak

Happy International Cat Day from this wee idiot

10/10 work here

"A stain on humanity, which will endure for generations."

Yes please

This is so important. I moved down here from Durham in mid-1999 and the city has changed for the better in almost every possible way. And I’ve frankly never felt especially unsafe. Even West Ham away at their old ground.

Deary me. Do fuck off with this, you’re supposed to be a newspaper

Kim Deal was, as so often, tremendous at the Roundhouse tonight. The new album works brilliantly live and the old classics stand the test of time. Lovely touch having Dave Grohl turn up for Gigantic

Great thread, this

I’ve seen Alien a million times but only just noticed that Ripley is feeding Jonesy at the table in the first post-freezerino meal, thus establishing their bond and why she really needs to go and save him in the final act. Just a great great movie

Where do I sign?

This piece is fine. Does a job and is clearly informative - lots of snark around “wet pub” which is just people telling on themselves. Only issue I have is where it implies you should queue jump to get to the bar, tbh