can't wait to catch up on my watch list while @chojnowski.bsky.social is out of town! *ends up only rewatching mad men*

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redownload this app to say I Love LA

Turkish Airlines should rebrand to Turkish Hairlines for how many people fly over to get hair transplants done in Turkey

Hard to express just how much of a dream-come-true it was to be asked to write Deadpool. The fact we got to end it on our own terms was just icing on the cake! Big thanks to my wonderful editors Ellie, MR, Mark, and Cy, and an even bigger thanks to all the wonderful fans for supporting our book!

not to be too dramatic but the mcr show last night forever changed me and idk if I'll ever experience anything like that again

my dad once called Tom Lehrer and invited him to a house party because he lived nearby and was listed in the phone book. Tom Lehrer said he would only come if they had a piano. Unfortunately, my dad did not have a piano :(

ive been summoned

ai art is the modern aesthetic of fascism

same energy

do zombies age or does the virus stop that?

choose your fighter

it's giving

suddenly aware of my tongue and now I can’t fall asleep

sorry in advance for the person ill become when the new season of doctor who starts

Nathan Fielder flying 737 > Tom Cruise plane stunt

get high, order thai 😎

what if I started playing maplestory in the year of 2025

IT WORKED

singing “poop for me” (to the tune of Little Shop of Horror’s “grow for me”) to my cat because neither of us want to deal with laxatives

happy 15th anniversary bb

wrote a new pilot and received the ideal response

I hope the next final destination movie has a death by snu snu

Made some Magic: The Gathering cards

if you come over to my place there’s a good chance you’ll be forced to watch kingdom hearts lore videos

big day for me! I got my first night guard and some prescription-grade rosacea cream

if anyone can save print media it's the @doughboys.bsky.social and @alexfirer.bsky.social

wtf is a sleep token? I don't know that mtg card

response time

this will cure your (my) daddy issues

This white genocide debacle highlights another reason to be extremely cautious of AI that I don't see people talking about much--if you're getting your information from AI, your knowledge will be selectively curated by the people who control the AI

do I have to see gunn's 'super' before I see his 'superman'?

whatever jurassic world had that one dino on the docks as the island was burning and the ships were leaving without him

I like when the droids are ✨sassy✨

Futudama

brb gotta email my dc editor about Harley cosplaying as tasky

pope bob

were we every considered "cool"? feel like we've been shit on no matter our age

chicago deep dish pope (idk my Ritalin hasn't kicked in yet)

fuck ai, hire @alexfirer.bsky.social!

congrats to my dad who finally achieved his life long Tony Soprano dream of having ducks visit his pool

congrats to my dad who finally achieved his life long Tony Soprano dream of having ducks visit his pool

interviewer: and what would you say your biggest weakness is? me: that I still believe Ai Yazawa will come out of hiatus and finish NANA

In case you need to send this to some dingus the next time they bring up how using AI is fine + good, actually.

Hire me @redbull.com

It’s the best nerd Holiday of the year >:3 Happy Free Comic Book Day!! Got my Deadpool #8 comic signed by @beetlejuice.bsky.social & Cody Ziglar as well!!

Baby pool dropping fall 2025