Starting the new year with a social media cleanse. Don’t get up to anything crazy while I’m gone 🤪

I try not to be too much of a contrarian when people are enjoying something, but I just can’t bring myself to want to watch Heated Rivalry.

Heated Rivalry deserves recognition for reminding us that things always work out for hot people ❤️

Had a dream last night that the first guy I crushed on turned out to be gay after all and now I’m sad we didn’t stay in touch through school because I want to find out if it’s true 😆

Throwing back ibuprofen with an energy drink? Maybe I really am gym trash

Benny says “hi.” 👋🏻

If you really think about it.. lamps in video games use real electricity

The US Postal Service gets treated like a business, but at the end of the day it's a government service. It'll never happen under this administration, but it seems like we're due for a discussion about the USPS becoming a taxpayer-funded agency once again.

Me: Finally I can play Christmas music The music:

Dimples are cute 💕

Yes I’m vers. I can be a top or a bottom depending on which is funnier for the bit.

It’s been a minute 🫣

I wouldn’t often say this, but I felt hot going to see Lorde

Spooky ookie 👻

Pokémon is lowkey the Taylor Swift of gaming but I’m not allowed to say that

If not the act of creation, what is there to live for?

RIP Galileo. You would’ve loved glow-in-the-dark ceiling stars.

DAMN the moon is pretty !! I’m in love with her!

I know gays love slutty costumes but I'm really just trynna be this diva for Halloween

Yes don’t worry I am listening to Taylor Swift today.

Only little weird gay people can read this. Ya you, you tiny little strange gay person.

If you’re calling for civility in a time when fascism is overtaking the country then you are on the side of the fascists

I can feel my grade going up. A nurse told me if I’m ever in an emergency the paramedics will love my veins 😌

I am going to get a good grade in Patient; a thing that is both normal to want and possible to achieve.

🍑 🌙 🧹

Hi yes I’d like to order a functioning immune system. When is the soonest I can have one delivered?

my apologies btw

After recent disturbing revelations about astrology, I’ve decided to make my own version which will become the de facto one. Starting with Water signs: Aquarius, Cancer, Pieces Air signs: Libra, Virgo, Saditarius Earth signs: Taurus, Gemini, Candycorn Fire signs: Scorpion, Leo, Aries

Writers should internalize Lao Tzu's lesson about how the emptiness at the center of a wheel is what makes it useful, and how a pot is valuable because of where the clay *isn't*. Corporate geek culture has warped us into thinking that negative spaces are flaws that need to be fixed.

Feeling bitchy 💋

DuckDuckGo has added a feature to filter out AI images from search results.

Fuck nudes, hit me in the face with a sledgehammer

are you tired of being brainwashed by the mainstream media?

I’ve got a lot in common with my parents’ cat. She makes it seem like she wants you to pet her and then as soon as you offer she’s always like, “Woah hold on you’re freaking me out don’t do that.”

Feels like most of my friends are having such a hard time lately and I wish I could just fix it all but that sure isn’t how it works 🥲

*Gay guy says anything about his body* All the replies: “Proof?”

Most recent cross stitch project!

Friend started writing fanfics if you want some spicy gay apocalypse in your life!

And Bluesky is better for it!

thighs thursday so here’s my thighs, on thursday!! hope all you lovely queers are having a great day

Niche skeet: Reasons I should have stayed completely gacha free include my statistically improbable god-awful luck. In HSR, I’ve lost my 50/50 chance for featured characters four times in a row. Each five star has taken an average of 78/90 pulls. In that time I’ve lost 3 of 4 75/25s for LCs too.

happy day off of work that has absolutely no other cultural significance !

The Pokémon that runs this account

It’s so fun being gay 🥹 Seattle Pride really did it for me this year

Only on the darkest arctic nights can you encounter this Primordial Pokémon. It manifests as aurora and ice, gently towering over the pole's frigid denizens... ✨❄️🧊 (There are 12 kinds of Pokémon in this #art! Can you find 'em all? Some are well hidden. Have fun & don't give away answers! 💕)