needed little getaway :)

my beds feeling way too lonely this morning 🥺

had a cock down my throat when this one was taken 🥰

good morning everyone please remember to say your prayers to mother rebecca black before beginning your day

something something hump day

thank god I work from home bc otherwise the whole team would see me crying screaming throwing up every time the smallest thing goes wrong 😭😭

feeling some type of way tonight if you couldn't tell

comfy cozy evening 🥰

very much in that really tight spot between "curate your online experience" and "do your best to stay informed" bc holy shit it's fucking bleak rn

nice and clean 🥰🥰

silksongsilksongsilksongsilksongsilksongsilksong

金銀！

really in the mood to play w a dick rn

todaysthedaytodaysthedaytodaystheday i’m SO NERVOUS

in 24 hours they’re gonna be getting ready to put lasers in my eyes omg 😳

i am, so h*rny

i’m getting lasik this week which is SO exciting (and terrifying) but it has the unfortunate side effect that all of my coworkers are scheduling meetings w me this morning to try and “get ahead of it” 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

i got my covid booster today and girl i can’t lift my arm at all 😭😭😭😭😭

it’s been a sec 😇

angling my webcam toward my pc tower and pointing at it like a dog in a mirror saying "thats you!"

Allowing ‘no Blacks’ and ‘no trans’ while banning ‘no zionists’ is insane

last beach day before we go home !!

no cheating, post the last pic if your pet

wowowow the bartenders are not fucking around here

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In Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga, the Mushroom Kingdom undergoes hyperinflation, whereby their coins lose value at a rate of 10 trillion percent during the game. Surprisingly, this is still about 40,000 times less than the most extreme hyperinflation in real-life history.

vacation 🥰

crab!!

it is toooo early to be awake oh my god

hm come give me attention

good morning 🥰🥰🥰

happy day off of work that has absolutely no other cultural significance !

i!!!! started learning to to tank!!!! tonight!!!

here’s to a 4 day week !

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haven’t even gotten out of bed yet and the dysphoria is beastly someone send help

still not over just how hard they went with the radz-at-han music

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think one of my favorite signs today was a younger looking teenager obviously with her parents whose sign said I AM NOT ALLOWED TO CURSE BUT I AM SO SICK OF THIS SHIT

mm the right way to end pride 🥰

something something happy friday

oh pride month friday the 13th please be gentle. my gay little heart can’t take much more 😭😭

come slide it to the side?

mm i got fucked so good last night 🥰

i liked this one

every one of you that liked this and didn’t send pole == fake friend

mm anyways send pole

Yes to klink at pride 🙂‍↕️🏳️‍🌈

perks of working from home: i just got to swallow my fiancés load in the middle of the workday 🥰