im so tired of ai im so tired of ai! if i am shown anything from ai i instantly cannot trust the information it is telling me because they are known to return false information, and for some reason that makes me the problem

you ever talk to someone new and go "ohhhhh, you're not going to be interested in having a conversation before kink play, understood" because of how they message you

does uhaul have a statement about their truck being used for the raid or is this just normal now?

what do you mean the tiktok lady who was unsafely and illegally digging a mine under her home is back

the most violence i have ever heard of in chicago was perpetrated by the government

an unexpected effect of my antidepressants making me less anxious is that my tolerance for anxiety is a lot lower

oh good, theres a government shutdown? i see things are going great back home

the job search has been in turn dull and demoralizing, but now i have found a listing that feels like a good fit, i actually care about applying for it and that's making me so anxious

ive never seen someone so vain make so many bad decisions about their appearance

starting a petition to convince my roommate to let me get a dog

oh THIS is what its like to have third spaces??

my friend: i have to lie about my age or all of the femboys' "under 30 only" filters will exclude me :( me: *bangs open the front door* i just fucked a retired man

can you miss someone even if you still talk to them every day

trying not to have an anger spiral about being sent to an ai for customer service

someone teach me how to play factorio, blease

a hoe* never gets cold *the hoe in question has cardiovascular issues

i could have sworn i had pictures of the blanket i finished but turns out i do not and im kinda sad about it

rewatching mash for the first time as an adult and maybe this one was more for my leftist ass than i thought

not me learning new excel formulas to track my idle games better

there is a very pleasant and atmospheric rain shower happening, how can i be expected to work under these conditions?

i am so excited to get working on this blanket, when is my yarn getting here

got emotional seeing the moon for the first time since i moved because like my friends are gonna see that same moon in a few hours

the good news: im not jetlagged anymore! the bad news: all my friends are asleep

i just wanna crochet my little hexagons 😭

when is it my turn to feel petite

there's a line in evangelion where shinji is in the hospital and says something like "another ceiling i dont know" im moving again for the second time in as many months and it's just been on my mind every time i go to bed, knowing im taking fewer and fewer of my belongings with me

what's a little making out between friends

turns out a very quick way to make me lose respect for you is to say "i was designing this ai chatbot"

it's not going to feel like home and i cant handle it

i want to be a parasol girlie so bad

i always have a 8oz bottle of emergency orange juice on my person

NEED to tie someone up soon or im going to go feral

it stormed last night and now the forest smells like home

i am one email away from being on the news

angling my webcam toward my pc tower and pointing at it like a dog in a mirror saying "thats you!"

i thought the corn had stopped sweating

unexpected side-effect of going on anti-depressants: i want to get a dog

maybe kinky sex will fix me

highkey getting spanked would be some good tension relief rn

if you dont get excited when i point out how pretty the moon looks tonight then what are we even doing

every time i see yet another gen ai feature i immediately do my best to nuke it so i forget that some people--probably most, even--just... let it clutter up their gewgle search results

does someone wanna call my insurance for me?

moving during a heatwave sure is something

morning of moving day and i am already overwhelmed \o/

i have covered all of the seating in my home with half-packed boxes so im just sitting on the floor eating a burrito

im going to miss my art wall

night asthma sounds so fake the sun goes down and i start having trouble breathing??

im moving this week which means i have a lot of things to do but i also have to like ??? shower and eat and stuff? but my brain says any moment that i am not packing is a waste of time and that i should be in distress

sometimes being friends with me comes at the cost of hearing homestuck references have you made peace with that?

do you ever remember that we're all just plants