i was on abolish police six years ago so like yeah getting rid of ice is barely a start tbh

look it's just that hearing that the person i broke up with a year ago might have had an entire gender transition since then was not news i expected to receive today

how much longer do we think i can avoid watching another sondheim production?

i caught up and now september through january is fully assembled!

we are laying on the floor level of sad today

making everyone look at my blanket in progress again bc it hasnt gotten enough attention

wanna watch jurassic park and poke holes in all the science together?

i met my friend's dog today and she is sooo sweet and so pretty like exactly the kind of dog i want and it was so fun to play with her on the icy paths and now i really want a dog

now im missing the intimacy of showering with someone add it to the list

look, in my experience, one of us is going to fall in love here, so we should just get it over with and kiss now

it is negative six celsius out, what obligations could i possibly have no, i am meant to be cozy and enjoy the quiet winter

launching a firework from the middle of a crowd sure is a choice

feeling very normal about the many little explosions happening outside my door

im sickly :c someone come give me lymph massages and back rubs 😭

landed me another aroace baddie ✌️😛

doing new crafts that require just like a little patience means telling myself repeatedly "i can do difficult things 😤"

is it still an allegory if theyre gay right in the text?

i never say goodnight, instead i warn my friends that the goo is nigh i dont think they heed my warnings

who wants to play runescape with me

ah yes it is the time of year again when people get worried that im not wearing enough layers as though i have not survived almost 30 winters just fine

frieren is what violet evergarden wanted so badly to be

i have to do a little performance when i take my meds now as a shame-free way to convince my roommate to also take their meds because they say seven pills a day is too many so they only ever take some of their meds and not even the same ones every day

oh no we are only two episodes in and i am absolutely smitten by frieren

my family: *texts me in a bid for attention* me: *returns the bid in opening a conversation* my family: [tumbleweeds]

i do not hunger, but my teeth yearn nonetheless

i just want to talk to someone about my tattoo ideas 😭

pretty funny that my psychiatrist is more concerned about my low libido than i am

uh oh meditating just made me sad

getting dangeously close to needing soothing sounds and moving shapes

youd think someone with so many tattoos would have a better pain tolerance but no i am a Wimp

do you want to go under the train tracks for some cathartic screaming with me

i need to get some herbal cigarettes or something bc i am this close 👌 to picking up smoking

what do you mean sondheim wrote a kabuki musical

i hate misophonia it's so unreasonable to say to your friends "hey that sound you make when you move your mouth like that makes me want to murder you, could you please never do that again"

all she knows is seek shallow dopamine, look at phone, talk to ai chatbots, eat hot chip, and lie

if i get one more fucking email "just following up" i am quitting on the spot

running late for an appointment walking in the rain is a good shortcut to getting pissed off at other pedestrians can we please walk like we dont actually want to be on the street in the rain??

im so tired of ai im so tired of ai! if i am shown anything from ai i instantly cannot trust the information it is telling me because they are known to return false information, and for some reason that makes me the problem

you ever talk to someone new and go "ohhhhh, you're not going to be interested in having a conversation before kink play, understood" because of how they message you

does uhaul have a statement about their truck being used for the raid or is this just normal now?

what do you mean the tiktok lady who was unsafely and illegally digging a mine under her home is back

the most violence i have ever heard of in chicago was perpetrated by the government

an unexpected effect of my antidepressants making me less anxious is that my tolerance for anxiety is a lot lower

oh good, theres a government shutdown? i see things are going great back home

the job search has been in turn dull and demoralizing, but now i have found a listing that feels like a good fit, i actually care about applying for it and that's making me so anxious

ive never seen someone so vain make so many bad decisions about their appearance

starting a petition to convince my roommate to let me get a dog

oh THIS is what its like to have third spaces??

my friend: i have to lie about my age or all of the femboys' "under 30 only" filters will exclude me :( me: *bangs open the front door* i just fucked a retired man

can you miss someone even if you still talk to them every day