CHAT, do I try to move to Chicago or Seattle?

May have protected my peace a little too much, never leaving the house unless it’s dnd or the gym.

But in other news look what I made

Trying to stay patient in the gym but my god progress is so slow? When does the fun bit show up?

Listen listen. Turning 30 in two months and I’m just saying if anyone wants to confess their love for me before then…I’m willing to get a uhaul. OR just check out my steam wishlist, that’s my love language.

My mental state is directly inverse to my gym performance. For example, we hit PRs on everything today and the darkness could not be darker. Balance.

WHO IS GOING TO HOLD MY HAND THROUGH SUMERU THIS TIME??

Hey so we just checked the schedule and you’re supposed to cuddle on the couch with me watching Witch Hat in like 5 minutes. Ya no it’s just that your shift starts soon so if you could come in that’d be great. You’re in a different time zone? Great great, well we can extend your shift to start in 10

plumbers doing baby talk at work

Dreamhacks was a successsss we came out with some GOOD loot 🥰

Back on battlefield please log on and help me break this door down k thxxxx

But also games aren’t really scratching the itch anymore, I need to make something with my hands and have a bag of patterns to start working on. Save me.

OK CLASS if I don’t get Nefer’s weapon on the next 10 pull I’m gonna call Nahida herself to wipe everything.

I do it purely for attention on bad days, a bandaid for the horrors.

If you invite me over, and you have a call box to get into your place, and I have to call it more than once. We’re fighting. Stay vigilant.

Who wants to come to an estate sale this Saturday?

Yall may be 😎 but we’re 💕 and 💛. And don’t you ever forget that.

Sometimes a friend will ask you if they can smack your ass a little to celebrate your new place. It’s important you say yes.

You don’t care that I’m amazing at this game you’re just trying to put your pensis into my holy grail 😔

Plane, nap, run, another nap, run, eat, another nap, call out of work, change my mind, rot, genshin

Seattle you were lovely 💚

To the four of you who see these 😘

And to the handsome man I just spent hours in line with at the ATL airport: 1) I agree with your stance on virgos and 2) the wedding is set for October.

Remember: this is who is waiting in that long ass airport line.

PLAY EVERWIND WITH ME DAMMIT

Single people, leave your homes I’m trying to find one of yall in the wild

About to start handing out some blocks depending on my mood in the next day or so.

Ok Seattle friends I’ll be near you at the end of the month so let’s get busy ✨

Seattle, I will be in you very soon 😉

This week we hit a PR on squats AND got a job offer. Oh ya, it’s all coming together. It’s over for yall.

Manifesting this job, second round of interviews and I think it went super well!! Two more to go, get your witch friends to bless this space.

Arc Raiders brings out the ole lobby goblin in me ✨

I do think I’m done with clubs and afters and such for life.

Shall we go home early and play monster hunter? I do believe so 😈

5 rejections in one night might be a record but I did say I was gonna up my game this year 😆

Big man LOUNGING

Time to flip a coin and decide if I wanna spend the day with a gem crab or trying to actually get a hit selling these damn prayer potions

My revamp of Male with Arms Up-Stretched by William Etty , 1828 I’m kind of in love with how this one turned out Also getting close to finishing Vol.3 of my Dark Vintage books! I’m hoping to have it done by January Prints: astrazero.com/product/arms...

Snails moving Castle. Studio Ghibli inspired art.

Good evening gaytriots and swindlers of the world

There are no words in the English language to describe how bored I am today 🫠

Suffer and scream, god blesses me this day ✨

Some Pokémon pulls from today

MY. TUMMY. HORTS.

And in case you EVER wanna try to talk to me the way you have I want you to REMEMBER who has this and who doesn’t

4 hours sleep and 2 redbull for breakfast im about to bend the bars at the gym

Go follow him NOW or ELSE 👊

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