I made too much pie please come take them outta here 😭

Heading home early to sit and play Genshin all day, or rot. Rot is also an option.

To be fair I didn’t see the hole in these until later but couldn’t waste the empty gym potential 😙

When it rains we have to do this for a few hours…🐶

They’re so pretty 😭

Sure you have love in your life but are you nearly at 99 str/atk/def/mag/wc?? Didn’t think so, stay humble.

Anyone wanna start a group Stardew farm? ⭐️🌾

Ahh yes the ol “ignore you for months then send a reel unrelated to anything” tactic. Revolutionary.

Avoiding yearning by investing in these lil guys, can’t be sad when Vulpix is around!

Drawtober day 10 & 11

THE LEFT LANE IS FOR SPEEDERS ONLY!

Be my eyes how we lookin?

beware the forest elves, for they are as skilled as they are savage 🧝‍♂️

Hotties

Oh, also happy hump day 🤗

Alexa, book a flight to literally anywhere.

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ARC raiders anyone? 💙💚💛❤️

There are no words in the English language to describe how bored I am today 🫠

Whoever has my voodoo doll, how much do you want to stop whatever it is you’re doing?

Might be a little Black Mirror but having a filter on my eyes to not see certain things would be lovely

Watching all my couple friends getting so much dick while getting cancelled on three times in one week. Love this city.

Interviewing for a job in Chicago soon so I can escape this hellscape 🐦‍🔥

You simply have to stop getting cuter, it’s impacting the neighborhood greatly

ARC raiders anyone? 💙💚💛❤️

You see how many of these politicians CARRIED in their election races WITHOUT throwing trans people under the bus? Exactly, exactly.

And don’t get me wrong I love the story, the lore is great and the cutscenes are extremely well done (Nahida’s are still some of my favorites in gaming history). But spending half of Fontaine in dialogue about workplace safety was frustrating despite it being one of the best archon stories imo

I’m telling you right now, a huge thing holding Genshin back from more players and retaining players is a skip button. Getting randomly caught in a ~10 minute dialogue you can’t skip out of nowhere is kinda insane. Zenless having the option with a summary of the dialogue is genuinely a great move.

Feeling the universe taking the boot off my neck soon, cross every finger you have this season will be over quickly.

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Chat, we were roasted within in inch of our lives, honey glazed roasted, salted and tossed roasted, dry rub roasted, tore iron to the knees roasted, found as a John Doe roasted, body found in 4 states roasted, closed casket roast-

Me and the most beautiful girl in the world doing our best to get to the gym today 💚🐈

Yall better be glad Naruto is just a show cause this year would have unlocked my mangekyou in record time.

Really need all the cute nerdy men in Atlanta to stop being taken, truly yall trying to get me to move I swear to GOD.

Welp, new achievement unlocked, a man in a monogamous relationship waiting until now to mention that after dancing and flirting for over a week. Do I get any steam points for this?

i miss REAL journalists

Something something camo something black something 🖤

Lost another 50/50, time for the primo grind… this lil electro man will not escape my grasp

Waking up to the news of her passing is not how I wanted to begin my Friday. 😭

I’m luring you in with my banger jokes and flawless language so you will engage with my thirst traps, the true reason.

The memoir I'm going to write after this year will be informative and lengthy.

Chicago just got much more likely.

Only little weird gay people can read this. Ya you, you tiny little strange gay person.

And WHEN I get more tattoos it will fix all the issues.

Ayoooo??