I for one went through the 5 stages of grief

THERE WE GO BABYYYYYY. Hockeypup Tobias is making a comeback for a bit :3

LET’S GO CANES!!!!

A stank and jank special?! In this economy?

EYYYY THERE WE GO BOYS, THATS THE MOMENTUM WE NEED #letsgocanes

My IG FYP has been nothing but ppl (rightfully) making fun of Luke Bryan’s new Cocomelon-for-grown-adults song (Brocomelon, if you will) It actually shocked me when a Garth Brooks song popped up. Nature is finally healing 🥰

Quote with your top 4 Johto Pokémon (Johto is why I’m a dark-type trainer lol)

🤤🤤

Oh my god i’m dumb Roomie comes out of his room, sees me working at my desk, and asks “no woofs today?” What he meant: “You’re not going to Woofs Sports Bar for pre-pup night trivia like you usually do?” (1/2)

I’ve finally (just about) fully recovered. So here’s what swallowing [a tiny amount of] poppers did to me, for anybody thats curious: On the verge of passing out for… 10-20 mins? Time kinda stopped existing for a while so not sure Throat raw af for about a day Sinuses clogged for 2.5 days

Haven’t really been into hockey as much since Cam Ward retired… but if the Canes pull through tomorrow I’ll bring back Hockeypup Tobias for a little bit ^_^ 🏒🐶

Happy Pride month. Remember: the corporations ain't our friends.

Spotify ad: “Your body is a machine…” Me, only half paying attention: “…that turns dicks into sucked dicks.”

This is the Republican pattern with everything. They’ve convinced themselves that the most paranoid John Bircher fantasies about anyone left of Hitler are all true and therefore when Republicans engage in blatant corruption and lawlessness ok because turnabout is fair play.

Songs that will always hype me up: 1) “1 2 Step” by Ciara, ft Missy Elliott 2) “Lose Control” by Missy Elliott, ft Ciara 3) Literally just any song w Missy Elliott and Ciara 4) They should do more music together

🗣️ SOMEBODY CANCEL THIS MAN

Am i a husky? 🙂‍↕️ Do i love huskies? 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️ Do i want a husky? 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️ Could i afford a husky? 😟😒💸🙂‍↔️😭

Somebody please come do my work for me for the rest of pride month, I just want to lay in bed and read Dungeon Crawler Carl 😩

Happy #tiddytuesday, #tummytuesday, AND #tiptuesday. Now get on your knees

Happy #tiddytuesday, #tummytuesday, AND #tiptuesday. Now get on your knees

If you see this, QTP with a sword 🗡️

Ngl, i find it so weird when you walk into someone’s home and it’s just sterile, not an ounce of personal interest on display Meanwhile, you walk into my place and see all the overflowing bookcases, Digimon and Pokemon models, Kingdom Hearts paraphernalia, and MtG cards, and know EXACTLY who I am 🥰

Meet my new son, Gosig. He is sweet golden swedish boy that I saved from the depths of Ikea 🥰

Latest project: Omegamon X-Antibody #digimon

Happy Pride Month. If you're a gay man, please remember your power. People often think that gay men are innately fashionable, which means if you wear some stupid shit for long enough, straight people, including homophobes, will copy you and then you can laugh at them.

Important reminder for pride month:

Wait were we interpreting “polyamorous” to mean “PREFER to have multiple partners”? I’ve always just interpreted it as “has the capacity for multiple partners, were that situation to arise” I just saw the word “ambiamorous” for the first time and… does that not seem unnecessarily pedantic???

I'm gay and I want to have sex with my friends. #PrideMonth

Its interesting how my sex drive works. Play w my dick? Maybe you’ll get a rise. Play w my hole? Slightly better chances. Shove your tongue down my throat? Okay now we’re getting somewhere. Cuddle me w our feet touching? At least one of us is about to be pregnant w quintuplets.

Only took 6 months, but i finally sat down and finished “The Strength of the Few.” One of the few times a sequel was better than its predecessor. Now to wait entirely too long for the final book to come out. Up next, “Dungeon Crawler Carl.”

happy Pride

Happy pride! Don’t forget to leave some diet coke and poppers out for Joe Biden or he won’t trans your children! ❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜

Happy pride! Don’t forget to leave some diet coke and poppers out for Joe Biden or he won’t trans your children! ❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜

boy snack (doxy)

New core memory: being accidentally popperboarded at an orgy (Don’t worry, I’m okay now)

Sex is a sacred act that should only be done between me and 30 of my closest friends 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

You know how pregnant ppl get that odd sense of satisfaction when others gag at their weird pregnancy cravings? I get that same satisfaction when i hear ppl gagging after i lick a perfectly ripe pit 😌

The mental struggle between “i really need to shower” and “but my pits are literally perfect rn” 😔

Dscribe your bluesky account in a single image

Had a great night last night and the peen is still peening this morning 😌

Had a great night last night and the peen is still peening this morning 😌

Friends tell you when you need to fix your hair Best friends sneak a candid photo first 😂

Depressive episodes are fun. The human brain really said “You’re going to feel completely unlovable and undesirable, but also be insanely horny. The only person who wants to touch your dick is you. Go fuck yourself lol” and then we just have to go about daily life like normal until it stops

it’s not a house it’s a home 💛

The morse code I, somebody who barely knows morse code, send out after getting lost in a forest and attacked relentlessly by vicious bears: … --- … --- … --- …

gonna start replying to unsolicited nudes with this