I'm a Linux user but have to use Windows at work and it always does the weirdest things imaginable. Today I asked it to shut down and it was like "ok I got this! First I'm gonna do two reboots and then I'll show the login page. Does this help?" Bro all I asked for was to turn the computer off 😭

Thank you to all the people who are good at talking about random things for hours.

Oh shiiiiiii, tri's ready for another pts nerf again!

I really hope the devs will undo EVERY change to ranking / matchmaking they've done in Splatoon 3. Not a single one of them was good. - Divisions - missing deranks - Series in X rank - minimum point gains / losses - simplified matchmaking I want Splatoon 2 X Rank back, this shit we have in 3 is ass

OpenAI Unveil “Final Slogan”

"Oh man, I really wanna play X rank this evening!"

Influencers Explained #webcomics #comicsky

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

I wish life was easy

[Nintendo Music] 🤖 "Paper Mario: The Origami King" has been added. Listen now: 🔗 music.nintendo.com

11.0.1 was an emergency bug fix, right? I could actually imagine they've already started working on the next balance patch and the RPD nerf was supposed to be on 11.1.0 but they forgot to remove/disable it for the emergency fix.

Started to grind Carbon Deco. First day of the grind: Anarchy Series Weapon Power 1853 -> 2110. Fun weapon, I enjoy it a lot.

worth noting that the second rich people stopped being afraid of mobs tearing them limb from limb, they stopped building libraries and opera houses and stuff and started ripping the copper wiring out of the walls of society instead

🆕 Good Morning Quest Sprout! #swordscomic

SendouQ with pinky. Dynamo dynamoing? www.twitch.tv/prior168

Splatoon 2 brought us Genkidama Splatoon 3 brings us Super Sayjan Someone seems to be a Dragon Ball fan 😂 I expect great ape form in 4 lmao

With the latest update, Nintendo has brought an important feature present in most competitive games to Splatoon 3. Your teammates can now feed the enemy and make them stronger. We esports now

I like the hitbox changes as a way of adjusting AOE personally. Its going to be easier to hit these slow weapons like mint dash or blasters standing, it does also hurt brushes and splatlings though, but they also benefit from the mobility changes (splatlings #1 winner from aura esp edit #1 winner)

I think the thing that offends me the most about splatoon 3's patches is that the developers keep attacking degenerate playstyles that only exist because of their own failures. "l3 is being used to spam specials" no shit. you buffed hammer in the dumbest way possible and all l3 can do is paint.

every single patch, right back to the start of the game where machine and splash were picked because they were the only competent kits on release. machine got fucking butchered because they gave it fizzy booyah and then injected all the maps with ozempic. splash didn't, because it's a shooter.

meanwhile their insistence on leaving burst bomb alone has led to pretty much every kit that has one (except l3, because that's how shit that gun is) massively overperforming at one point or another. but by all means, slap sblast with 10 special and an aoe nerf. I'm sure that fixes the problem.

WAIT THIS MEANS CARBON ANG-L AND REGULAR CARBON ALSO HAVE ACCESS TO SOME KIND OF BURST BOMB OMFGGGGGGGG

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Wonder which stupid additional power rating system to screw with matchmaking they're gonna add in the 11.0.0 update. Hairstyle power? Shoes power? Eye brow type power? "I have 2500 Eye brow power with the thick ones in Turf War"

i might have channeled a bit of @shenanigansen.bsky.social for this one www.whompcomic.com/comic/younoob

This journey taught me one thing: I'm the one player on the planet who's dogwater with S-Blast LMAO 1200 wins on Booyah Bomb achieved! Gonna go for either more 3 star weapons (~30 remaining) or gold zooka next, that's gonna be more fun because I really love Carbon Deco.

To charm a dragon

Wenn es um die mobile Nutzung geht, hat Threads X längst hinter sich gelassen – im Web noch lange nicht. Gesellschaftlich scheint aber sogar Bluesky relevanter. #Social Media

As a German, I used to wonder quite how a whole country could come to accept fascism, but looking at the news in America it's now a lot easier to understand how these things are normalised. One thing to thank Trump for I guess

here’s a comic about time travel

Imagine all blaster geht high damage radius increases haha

You know what's crazy? The two-map rotations are litterally the worst way of doing a map rotation schedule. If you only do one map per rotation, people can dodge if they don't wanna play that map. And if they do, they get it 100% of the time.

So many kits would work MUCH better if all kits had one bomb and one utility sub.

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Netflix has removed The Big Bang Theory.. I've had one season left of the 12... NOOOOOOOOO 😭

Worth noting that if the apology for the gem situation involves trading which person is “the bad one,” it’s not really growth. It’s saying “I’m sorry I picked the wrong team”

one time, my girlfriend kissed me to stop me from talking about asynchronous programming

Santa Is Now Using AI

BEST TOP-LEVEL TACTICOOLER GUIDE ft. Duck Motif 🦆🔥🔥💪ᐖ💪

What I would change if I were a Splatoon dev.

Splatoon is special and no game will ever be able to replicate how intense these matches are at the highest level. LITERAL frames are being the decider between winning or losing a game #compsplatoon

Planned dates for Season 10: Season Start - Mon 8th December In The Zone 48 - Sat 27th December In The Zone 49 - Sat 24th January Season End - Sun 22nd February Season Finale ($500) - Sat 28th February --- We're also recruiting one more staff member. Link to form in the next message #sendouink

wow who was he up against

Why did zimi have to get toxic mist? I would vibe so hard with this gun if it had curling bomb.. :(