I’m not premenstrual, I’m just over here watching a John Candy documentary and crying

Thank goodness for my home security cat. There was a large thud in the back yard, Penny ran to the nearest window and started growling ⚔️

Today is a day when arts degrees are worthless, but the product of those degrees is so valuable it would kill an entire industry if they were made to pay for it.

Portland 🖤

Find yourself a woman who will give standing birth into the compost heap. Find one who will give standing birth into a mountain of wet mulch.

HP Lovecraft might have eaten Cheez-Its

I will never not repost this (Sound on for maximum effect)

I don't care if you don't pray. You pray for Dolly, motherfucker.

Drop something skeletal

The plot of the next Simpsons movie should be the kids at Springfield Elementary digging up a time capsule that was buried 40 years ago and realizing they're the same children who buried it because their world hasn't aged in 4 decades.

I just realized that the Portland Antifascist Frog has singlehandedly reclaimed amphibians from the “alt right”. Yet another way he is a Great American.

Chicago will defeat the Texas National Guard by luring them into an Acme brand cage trap with a single aromatic Italian Beef.

It’s October, son, why are you shirtless in Safeway?

So once again I have said to someone, “I’m confused by this exchange. Here’s a recap of how I experienced it. What did I misunderstand?” And they objected, “how dare you project all that on to me”, without explaining anything of what they thought or meant. What the heck do neurotypicals want?!?

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Claim: 10 cars rammed ICE Truth: No cars rammed ICE Claim: She boxed ICE in Truth: ICE boxed her in Claim: She shot a rifle at ICE Truth: She did not have a rifle Claim: ICE returned fire Truth: Only ICE fired Claim: She drove herself to the hospital Truth: Paramedics found her

I’ve been rewatching all of the original Tales from the Crypt series while working on art. Today’s entertainment needs way more puppets.

October

“It actually doesn’t take much to be considered a difficult woman. That’s why there are so many of us.” ― Jane Goodall 💙 RIP to a real one. My childhood hero

And here’s the Seattle I know and love (don’t worry, no blood is shed)

Now that’s the Portland I fell in love with 🥲

Oregon is our home – not a military target.

Hey #medsky here is the 9th edition of our regular series compiling recent COVID-19 research. Hope this is helpful! www.panaccindex.info/p/what-covid...

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A script you can use if you’re not good at speaking on the spot.

Look I try not to doomsay or spread panic but this shit is truly and deeply Very Bad for every single trans person in America and unless everyone makes it their mission in life over the next few days to make sure that their reps know that shutting down the government is the correct option here.

Please call your representatives and make it clear to them that saving health care or keeping the federal gov't open at the cost of throwing trans people under the bus is ABSOLUTELY UNACCEPTABLE.

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Black Hawk-Eagle at @tapirvalley.bsky.social #CostaRica #nature #birds

The Rocky Horror Picture Show opened on US screens 50 years ago today. Initially a major box office bomb, cult cinema outsiders and queer audiences quickly took up the film’s mantle and turned it into a unique and exciting way of engaging with the movies. Remember kids, don’t dream it—be it!!

That #FlashMonster 2025 deadline will creep up on you! Soft deadline hits Oct 15th. Issue drops on Halloween. You can go as literal or figurative with your monster as you want. Literary or pulpy. Art house or grindhouse. #flashfiction #writingcontest themolotovcocktail.com/flash-monste...

GOOD NEWS! For the first time ever, Huntington's disease has been successfully treated. A groundbreaking new miRNA treatment, AMT-130, slowed the progression of the disease by 75%. These results are likely to support the first approval of a genetic treatment for the rare neurodegenerative condition.

We dont need rich ghouls interfering in our state!

This is the only rapture you’re going to experience today.

LOL

Trump: don’t take acepitoemponoene RFK Jr: *moth crawls out of mouth* A nude man is in the background, only referred to as “the colonel” Person watching on tv: well if they say so

OK, now let’s get Disney adults super mad about ICE.

Just a reminder before the “big announcement” today. Autism was discovered in 1911 and the modern definition of Autism came in 1943. Tylenol wasn’t widely used until the 1950s. Anyone trying to tell you that Tylenol causes Autism isn’t someone that should be taken seriously.

Nothing is gonna turn me away from your witchy/occult videos, books, stores, etc. faster than seeing you used ai in any part of it. You wanna talk about communing with local nature spirits and stuff with an ai thumbnail? REALLY????

Some good news for a change 🦎

Entertaining the “debate me” bros is literally going to kill people. Not all ideas deserve space. Free speech is getting to be wrong AND ignored.

"Autumn arrived like a burning ghost ship on the landscape's tide to set the land alight. The fire of the trees' turning spread far across the flanks and the ravens took flight to the highest climes as leaves fell like flung bodies."

The destruction of the Gaza city mosque is a devastating loss to humanity as a whole. A part of our global medieval heritage destroyed in furtherance to a genocide. I despair.

Historically it has not gone great for incredibly unpopular regimes to crack down on expressions of even minor disagreement, especially when they don't actually have the power to enforce any kind of control over people's expression.

barf.