potatoes are "apples of the earth" in french. but maybe apples are potatoes of the tree

lestrade

Good night, Bluesky. Sleep well. Here is Spice to keep you company until we meet again.

Now that wokeness is dead the Mars corporation is finally free to put lead back into the M&M's coating

i literally need to finish this one essay and i'm free

millennials will be like yeah i have a favorite opera and it's just The Black Parade (2006) by my chemical romance

Just a reminder, and mostly to myself, that if someone you were close with unfollows you it’s not really any of your business why they chose to. Don’t message them to ask. Let them go and do what’s best for them. Focus on you.

DR. JOHN WATSON

Most of the world’s brightest minds are hard at work developing new ways for you to get depression from a computer

My son got a pic of a snowy rainbow this morning.

Distract yourself with a recently-dropped steamed hams youtu.be/IjP_0t4qX_Q

Phew. Barely made it. Happy Johnlock Day! 💙

this is how it feels to reach 30 MILLION users!!!

watercolors for the kids at work

Doctor Who was really ahead of the game when it came to telling ai art to fuck off.

Peril in the Varga Forest! #DoctorWho #Daleks

I've had a lot of new follows the past days which means there's a lot of people who don't know they used to call me The Drift King back in college. Please share this message to save a life immediately

Just saw this cool DM I got, please feel free to use it as a general response to whomever

WARNING: this post contains graphic language GPU. Nvidia. Anti-aliasing. Dynamic shadows. Texture

See you all in East Sussex via Vatican City! You'll see* what I mean. *hear

Fine, I will reset the “Earth” simulation 🙄 What a waste of time this was.

Why yes I do believe in the Holy Trinity: Fat tits dick and Johnlock

Like I said, Holmes kitty cat agenda

Parentlock... TO ME #wip #johnlock

Sorry I died and turned to dust it will happen again

Talked to someone abt how there arent enough goofy shitposts on this site. Everyone stop trying to make a point and be funny NOW!

POV: Five and Nyssa just pushed you down the stairs and they're far too rapid for you to get revenge.

IM THINKING MIKU MIKU OOWEEOO IM THINKING MIKU MIKU OOWEEOO IM THINKING MIKU MIKU OOWEEOO IM THINKING MIKU MIKU OOWEEOO

I am not 90 percent of gamblers. I always win big. There is no gamble

Gather round kids and let me tell you a story about a real technology ban...

im saying this so so so very nicely but i think that some of you guys dont know that gay marriage in the usa was only legalized and became considered as relatively "fine and normal" in 2015. that was (not quite) 10 years ago. i was literally playing splatoon on the wiiu when the announcement dropped

…..sherlock holmes :3333 ….. :3c … :3cccc :3 :3 he makes me smile………

the "esc" key on a keyboard is a holdover from early-'90s personal computers. on some models it would dispense a can of escargot out of one of the unused drive bays. they put it in the corner so you wouldn't press it by accident because you only got three of them. i pushed it once and got grounded

Our Moriarty #BBCSherlock

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY BEAUTIFUL DAUGHTER TURNING 17 THIS YEAR💖😢

Happy Birthday, Sherlock Holmes (b. January 6, 1854)

Your Skeleton o' Sherlock Holmes's Birthday!

Mary Poppins, a beautiful story where a nanny and some parkouring chimney sweeps teach children, through the medium of witchcraft, about CLASS WAR.

CONTEXT: I wrote/drew this in 2020. Lol. Happy New Year!

Goodnight Sherlock Holmes fans (me)

am i the only one who is really annoyed at the fact that like half of all apps need ios 16 or later nowadays? like. i get that it's impossible to support hardware forever but i can't afford a new phone, so it's kinda frustrating being locked out of most things because i just can't buy new hardware

countdown to christmas ❌ countdown to doccy who ✅

You ever draw your OC *the way they're meant to look* in an art by accident and you constantly analyze said art trying to figure out what the hell you did right?

sherlock holmes family guy death pose

really don't know if I shall use this much or post on here but as a first attempt HERE'S SOME HOLMES AND WATSON

was supposed to be a study. Ended up giving JPW depression #sherlockandco (UNRELATED TO ANY CURRENT EVENTS I PROMISEE YOU /SILLT

Me crouching to stare at my cat everyday