UTFP #cpfc Unbelievable

Sneaking a giant screen into the flagshagger march is one of the funniest things @ledbydonkeys.org have ever done. "STAY HYDRATED" 😂🤣😂

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One for #cpfc fans

£240 billion per year is £3,480 per person £8,570 per household Reversing Brexit for could make you that much better off. For the cost of £1 billion, which is £14.50 per person, or £35.70 per household. Ask yourself: am I an idiot? If the answer is "no", back undoing Brexit.

No. The big divide in Britain today is between the rich and the poor. Reform are on the side of the rich. Specifically, rich white English racists who hate the poor and the vulnerable and don’t think they deserve to have rights or public services or dignity.

A happy 44th birthday to the ZX Spectrum.

A glorious day in Sussex. Probably should be working but it is far too nice.

Great news! Here is where Cecilia Payne went to school: St Mary's College, 34 Lancaster Gate (facing, 2nd door on left). She hated it! Later, she spent a year at St Paul's School in Brook Green, Hammersmith. Her music teacher was Gustav Holst! It was also the school of Rosalind Franklin.

NEW: This might be the perfect visual metaphor for the war in Iran. Courtesy of today’s Virginia Tech Spring game.

More Than 38,000 Women and Girls Killed in Israel's War on Gaza: UN Report

Why are we still handing massive unearned bungs to UK commercial banks? www.taxresearch.org.uk/Blog/2026/04... The government paid more than £25 billion to UK banks on balances gifted to them during the Covid era last year. Why, when there are so many better uses for that money?

It’s gameday, Palace fans… and it’s not just any old gameday! 🙌 Oliver Glasner’s Eagles take on Paolo Vanoli’s Fiorentina in the quarter-finals of the UEFA Conference League. 🦅 It’s an 8pm kick off at the Stadio Artemio Franchi. 🏟️ #UECL #CPFC

Trying to explain St Augustine to the pope, the former head of the Augustinian order, who wrote his doctoral thesis on Augustine, on his way back from celebrating mass at the Basilica of St Augustine in Annaba, Algeria, overlooking the site where Augustine lived is peak Adult Catholic Convert.

This is wonderful news. The UK has officially signed up to rejoin the EU’s Erasmus+ scheme from 2027 It means students, apprentices and young people will be able to study and work across Europe 👏

Did Trump Just Light the Match for World War III? The most important lesson of the First World War is that leaders who think they can manage escalation usually can’t.​

You'd think this whole bizarre affair would be a far bigger story

Brutal.

THIS SUMS IT UP AS WELL AS ANYONE CAN:

A different perspective. Always helpful.

This week, Brexit finally killed our family business. We cleared out our warehouse, handed back the keys, paid the final bills and said goodbye to our last employee. What was once a thriving firm died a slow, sad death, all thanks to Farage, Johnson and the gullible idiots they conned. 1/18

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Thank you University of Oxford! 🐝🌎

ffs... Australians now have more freedom of movement in Europe than we do Fair play to Australia Slow clap to the Brexiters 👏 👏 👏 www.skynews.com.au/lifestyle/tr...

"One of the most heartbreaking examples of nonverbal communication to emerge from Iran. I cannot call this a mere propaganda piece. It is the unbearable truth, laid bare through the profound art of cinematography and animation." #MinabSchool t.me/politblogme/22

My Garden of a Thousand Bees review – a joyous film on the unbearable lightness of bee-ing

A viral dog rescue from 2016 is now immortalized with a statue in Kazakhstan. When a dog fell into the Sayran reservoir, bystanders formed a human chain to pull him to safety. The statue is a reminder of the value of unity, solidarity and collective action. 14/10 for all

In the morning, strategic facilities in the Leningrad region were attacked with aerial bombs dropped from A-22 light aircraft. It is the first time since World War II that aerial bombs have fallen on the Leningrad region.

Every now and then I'm brought up short by the thought that not a single person responsible for two of the biggest corporate scandals of the century - the Horizon IT system and the Grenfell Tower fire - is in prison. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Pretty chuffed with my 0.07% tbh.

Fantastic news in the UK today - the government has apparently ditched its plan to force creatives to 'opt out' if they don't want AI companies training on their life's work. www.thetimes.com/uk/technolog... 🧵 1/4

‘Mr. Nobody Against Putin’ Director: “This is about how you lose your country — through small acts of complicity: when a government murders people on the streets, when oligarchs take over the media… we all face a moral choice. But even a nobody is more powerful than you think."

AI job losses free up time for unemployed mobs to burn down tech CEO‘s houses

No reason for the post apart from it being a glorious morning for a dog walk (& there haven’t been many of those lately). Saw some ponies and a windmill (Chailey Common in Sussex if you’re wondering)

So to summarise: You failed to take out the regime. You failed to destroy nuclear material. You failed to eradicate Iran's retaliatory capacity. You brought chaos to the Middle East. You killed god knows how many people. You destabilised your own economy. All for nothing, but the ego of madman.

The finest take down of the institution of monarchy and "class" and the grasping, greedy, venal, entitled, and very stupid people it enables that you will read today or any day. www.lrb.co.uk/the-paper/v4...

"Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed." - President Dwight D. Eisenhower

My cat appears to have an unfeasibly long leg

They're migrants who won't learn the language

In one of may favourite clips of him you can't actually hear him say a word www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgG8...

Sarah Kendzior knocks it out of the park and brings the receipts on the dirty Christofascist White Supremacist / Zionist alliance to destroy democracy. Their "End Days" are the end of our way of life. We must immediately mobilize to stop them. Read this and you will agree that Schumer has gotta go.

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It's called Operation Epic Fury because Hegseth can't spell Immanetize the Eschaton jonathanlarsen.substack.com/p/us-troops-...

"We called London a war zone and moved to Dubai by mistake"

How does Nigel Farage know that Green voters in Gorton and Denton don't have jobs... Oh of course he doesn't

Again, would love to put some of these questions to him myself, but Reform have banned Byline Times from attending any of their events