“I have usernames older than you.”. Holy shit

I have never liked age gate laws, but I am now becoming an anti-age gate crusader. This shit is getting insane. The porn bans were bad, but Kansas wants to make you age gate to use your phone and California just adopted age gates for operating systems. The fuck we doing here folks?!

Yup, just trying to focus on writing and making videos about video games.

Quite the headline from People.com people.com/trump-says-i...

It's incredible how you cna just chart all the ways millennials got fucked and they all sort of look like this.

To reiterate something I said to my boss that ruined yet another one of her Mondays, "We're going to have to reeducate the entire world on cyber security in short order as everyone seems to have forgotten everything." This is less about the package attack and more about the triage bot.

a learned co-conspirator just perfectly phrased it thus: "the horrors of giving the angry vibrating crystals agency in an adversarial environment" grith.ai/blog/clineje...

The Dow is down 2.1K points since Pam Bondi bragged about it, should anyone be tracking such things.

It's pretty fucked how fast and open this spiritual warfare shit has spread. I know it's been there for a while, but I don't recall this Gogg Magog shit being so open before now.

New Kansas bathroom law likely to harm mental health, increase risks for trans people, experts say | via @crazeywriter.bsky.social #ksleg

Post an iconic horror movie image.

there is no way they were talking to real people

That's not true. But the Vogons developed an entire, multi year development project, filed the plans, sought approval from the necessary committees, and deployed expensive resources to destroy the Earth not for a highway but to avoid an interview with Chotiner.

Has Brennan seen these Make Some Noise prompts before? 👀

oh no

How to win in November

K-State women set a Big XII tournament record this morning with SEVENTEEN 3-pointers made as they beat Cincinnati! Speiser went 6 for 8, Sides 5/11, Claessens 5/7, and Foy 1/3 #BigXII #NCAAW

There has never been an official, comprehensive record of Black-owned bookstores across the United States — until now

Yes. 5 is the best, because scooping things is easier with a bowled fork. There's a restaurant around here with those forks and I love them. People who pick 1, wyd?

IT’S OUR TIME. EVERYBODY CELEBRATE THE WEDDING THIS MOMENT CREATED www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPCJ...

A statement from Undertow:

the fuckin' legend

SCIF now stands for “Some Curtains In Front”

How modern politics work.

The King is mad

this is all so very stupid

it's 2026 and the cool S is still not in unicode

Ah yes, the greatest fear: being perceived on the big screen at a sporting event.

The @minnesotafrost.com may not be playing this game, but it's my first #PWHL game!

Don’t forget

FYI for fellow narrative designers/game writers: the studio in question is Sentona Games and it’s my understanding they are currently interviewing to replace me. Be very careful with them. They were very nice to me and easy to work with right up until I needed the money I was promised.

I’m transgender, I live in Kansas, if you want to help rn donate to either the ACLU of Kansas or the ACE foundation in Wichita - the ACE foundation especially is the organization that will help people with money for groceries, rent, etc. More orgs also included in attached img acefoundationict.org

Nominative determinism wins again

The reality: We need federal court reform top to bottom & we have needed it for decades. Federal litigation has expanded w/o a corresponding expansion of courts & they cannot do the people’s business timely.

10 anime to get to know me (in no order) 1. Gurren Kagan 2. Naruto 3. Gargantiua of the Verdonus Planet 4. GitS:SAC 5. DanDaDan 6. Samurai Champloo 7. Inuyasha 8. Yu Gi Oh 9. Pokemon (through Johto) 10. Neon Genesis Evangelion (w original ending, I'm a weird human).

can I please piggyback off you as a Bigger Account that responses like "lol it's Kansas what did you expect" or "Kansas deserves to be hit by more tornadoes" are actually not helpful or comforting to the people being harmed most right now? Because no one bothers listening to me

Microsoft Japan raided by antitrust watchdog over suspected unfair trade practices automaton-media.com/en/news/micr...

If they had real fraud concerns, there is a mechanism by which the feds can open an investigation and get recoveries for medicaid. Both DoJ and the MFCUs do this. What JD announces here is not concerns, it's contempt.

Honestly? Hell yeah to this. I'm still a big fan of a lot of Valve products, but the CSGO lotto shit went on for too long and is still wildly damaging. It is probably a bit late to bring this, but I think NY is a nullum tempus state (or 4 years don't remember which).

Every time this happens, I revert to my child self, talking to my folks through my tears: "Why won't they say (they're) sorry?" Seeing the clips of a sign that says "Black people are not apes" torn from our elder's hands - an elder who endured Jim Crow, mind! -- is heartrending.

Damn right I watched SOTU Stargate SG-1 On The device I Usually use to watch TV in my kitchen (my phone)

Flav proving, definitively, to be one of America's most significant and impactful icons. He absolutely always shows up.

Saw a clip and good God he looks and sounds like absolute shit. Brezhnev ass presidency.

why are any of you watching the State of the Union when you could be walking into a screening of Nirvanna: The Band The Show The Movie right now like I am

I see doing anything else with my night was the right call.

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Tonight I will be subjecting myself to a gut wrenching, mind numbing, impossible task of repetition and teeth pulling. Tonight, I'm going to try to teach a high schooler to be funny.

Going to make a correction to this skeet.