Hey y’all. I had a great, chaotic Memorial Day weekend.

People forget that at the end of every episode, He-Man would tell kids to not be dicks and then punch them in the face so they remembered it.

I got to do a late night cuddle sesh this weekend and it healed me a bit. All we did was smoke, talk, eat, watch a random doc show, and slept. He’s mad handsome, too

@christopherxci.bsky.social @septumpapibells.bsky.social @authorwinifred.bsky.social @hoodopulence.bsky.social @traes.art

Woke up with my whoremoans jumpin’

Keeping Sunday for myself 🥰

when you're being mean to me this is who you're being mean to btw

For my Rivals players, especially those playing the Strat role, how has it been so far? On Twitter, the girls are tussling.

I need a new mattress real bad

Me texting all my DC moots making sure they’re in town for Memorial Day weekend

They doing everything but the one thing that'll guarantee consistent revenue - putting all the old HBO content on the platform and producing new content they don't cancel after one season.

A Black person saying any Black person is “too woke” is a textbook sick negro.

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I hope @kollinbenson.bsky.social will be in town for Memorial Day weekend because I’ll be there and I expect to see him

The Handmaid's Tale is source material.

No.

On the hunt for a good office chair

Ppl are crashing out over Emma Frost’s outfit in #MarvelRivals when that’s exactly how she dresses in the comics for YEARS

I already main Scarlet Witch and Invisible Woman. Looks like I’m about to start maining Emma Frost!

Nintendo's Destiny Child

Who else is getting the Switch 2? I know it’s expensive but I will be getting her!

Going to start #ThePitt tonight

Gotta stop waiting so late to order food because all the good stuff is closed

I need to get my Sephora status up

apnews.com/article/cory... Cory Booker sets a record with marathon Senate speech. Will it rally anti-Trump resistance?

🍣 for lunch

Before I step out tonight (if I do) I need a nap

*starts Substack*

Good morning

I *strongly* dislike that you can’t post the gifs from your phone on here and they work

constantly thinking about this ominous sticky note drawing i saw in a boba shop

Happiest of birthdays @masonfromtwitter.bsky.social 😗💞

I *high key* love where my apartment is. I’m walking distance to a good train line, a bunch of restaurants and bars by me, and I’m near all the big gay venues in BK

To this day I’ve gotten my best body jewelry from Hot Topic

Word of the day: superfluous - extra, unnecessary *

Cannot wait to get a haircut

I know the ppl hate em but I want to do a podcast or be a guest on someone else’s

The annoying realization that I feel like I have to make some kind of video content to elevate especially in the influencer/creator space

Everyone looked amazing at GLAAD Honors last night! I need to be there next year.

glaad.org/star-studded... #glaadhonors

Almost 30k healing #MarvelRivals

Mario Fridge Magnets Set for $15.99 with coupon! Buy from Amazon --> fkd.sale?l=https://am...

Probably the only time Farrah ate them all up.

I’ve been reading the prelude to Secret Wars and I plan on re-reading Secret Wars as well. I’ve been chronicling this on Twitter but ima bring it over here as well. It’s been interesting.

These are nights that make living in NYC (specifically BK) worth it