me at any given time

Winston Duke has no right being so hot in Us. Lupita is busy stressing about her tethered I'm yelling daddy at the screen.

Watching the AFCON sports ball 3rd place final cause I'm so butch

Saturday.

I forgot Timothy Olyphant was on The Mindy Project. What a treat!

Ladies and gentlemen, for your consideration: knee

Sprite the woman that you are 💚

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this song highkey made me miss being someone's baby open.spotify.com/track/3oTuTp...

Visibly displeased at the prospect of getting out of bed

2016/2026

A Black man was killed by ICE (off duty) in Los Angeles on New Year’s Eve. And like Renée Good, he was an American citizen. But most people have not heard about Keith Porter. I need y’all to realize this. Black people experience this lack of visibility all the time when it comes to being victims.

Jamiroquai was right. The future IS made of virtual insanity.

Watching Inception just to hear soundtrack. The way Hans unloaded the contents of his Zimmusy into this score...

Shorts too short gotta take my boxers off

Lucy Liu in a suit send bleet

5 STAR REVIEW INDUSTRY HIVE LET'S GOOOOO

back to the office

transform ✨

Can't wait to have my Nikki Beach Bitches back next week!! 😩

I need to flirt for my psychosocial development

This man just texted me "I like slightly crazy" so uh, y'know, I'm in 😌

🧵: Here's how Industry can still will ALL the Emmy's for S3 (1/44)

rum.gold releasing 3 days before my birthday i'm gonna be SO annoying about this in 3 months!!!!

Speed precleaning before the cleaning lady gets here so she doesn't know how truly messy I can be

Georgina Sparks they could NEVER make me hate you

Manifesting that 2025 was the year of fucking around and 2026 is the finding out for bad people

This is supposed to be an art account

Christmas presents acquired. Wine poured. Pizza on the way. 30 Rock rewatch. This is what it's all about.

getting sick the week before christmas <<<<<<<<

Attended a Christmas party

Looking at my calendar of meetings today and hearing Kill Bill sirens

When you realize the general “consumer” here means “Netflix customers,” suddenly this doesn’t seem so friendly.

I've been incredibly sweaty in my sleep these days and I worry I may not be able to spend the night pressed against a big furry dude ever again...

Its her season

Alex the Lion having a birth mark shaped like the African continent in Madagascar 2 was crazy work.

saturday.

Téa Leoni is fantastic in Spanglish

bitches: not dead (ft freshly washed hair)

chipped my back molar from stress grinding

He was found shivering and too tired to lift his head 💔 A kind person offered food and warmth, giving him his first moment of safety in days. Now he needs care to fully heal 👉 gofund.me/8e859d6a8 #DogRescueStory #HopeForStrays #PawsForCare #StrayDogSupport #RescuePupHope

had the most bangingest nap and now i'm up making fries the world can be so beautiful

hi.

the way that my life has fallen apart in the last 4 days needs to be studied

i love being gay

something something saturday