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Hole so hairy I think I've got an ingrown? Maybe it's time to shave...

Why tf would they build AI to consume water anyway? Like, what was the logic behind that besides creating a scarcity problem down the line and killing more people at the bottom end of the socioeconomic spectrum?

There's literally nothing a kitchen dance party can't fix...

Can't concentrate on anything. Can't sit still. Feeling listless. Like I'm crawling out of my skin in search of something I can't put my finger on. Spiralling.

gay guys are always saying things like Did u hear the new song from Beth. I'm like no who's Beth. And they're like shut up bitch listen to this. And then they play the worst song I've ever heard. I love u gay guy.

Well guess what, Mimi? We DID.

“I don't understand what it's supposed to do. Every time I see a video on Instagram that's like, 'Hollywood is cooked,' what follows is, like, the most stupid dog shit I've ever seen in my life…”

unbelievable aura on this diva

Morning views

I feel bad for ppl who can't see the romance in sexual acts beyond intercourse, or who think all fetish is inherently vulgar. consenting adults can make ANYTHING romantic. just bc it ain't "vanilla" doesn't mean it can't be beautiful. anyways footjobs are the ultimate sex act, in this essay I will--

The thing I'm slowly realising is no one doubts my abilities except for me. All these dummies I work with think *I* have the best handle on the situation and I'm just at my desk like...

Deciding to be proactive about what I want is so inconvenient cause now I can't take as many naps as I want 😭

Really like how I look in this one

Cheese Royale Winner Tina Belcher 🧀

we beached.

Wakin, bakin.

Hey girl

If you’re Black and LGBTQ, reskeet this

Happy 4/20!!

Becoming who I was always meant to be. A silly bitch.

Rewatching Don't Trust B in Apt 23 and Chloe was a MENACE and also always right. Kristen Ritter come get your crown

If aliens abduct me they better eat my ass

barack obama adding contact by kelela to his summer playlist in 2023:

Being high functioning doesn’t make your disorder less valid. It’s okay to need help sometimes with a thing you almost never need help with. It’s okay to just WANT help too bc even tho you’re doing it it’s harder for you than the average person. #NoShame

b. u. s. h.

There is no McTry.

Locking in.

Generational comic panels

Potatoes are that girl.

g'morning (saw a bird 🕊️)

Yeah bro, or whatever

Be soft, gentle & good to me April! Please!!!!!!!!

And for my next trick, I will become April's fool 🤡

Seperating your body from the confines of your home to go to the office is heartbreaking experience

Fixed it

Office fit hiiii

Morning mimosa 🎂

No work today hiii

ARIES SEASON!!!

Chat if your account is seemingly hacked do you have to like, delete it and start a new one? 🥲

Its the end of days fr