penis de milo

HONK IF YOU LOVE RIZE #Roadkill #ocsky #art #ocart #traditionalart

Goth store I love to visit has out up a sign that says “Happy Halloween! We are not a costume store!” Lmfaoooo

Laughed www.tumblr.com/the-worms-in...

This video really did irreparable damage to the way I speak

From the "Walking Distance" series: "Memorials (commodities)", oil on canvas, 12x12", 2023- $800(Cdn) #art

Laying in bed next to my partner just like I’ve been imagining every night for two and a half months,,,,,

[in nsfw friend server 1] haha yeah i love when i see a womans breasts [in nsfw friend server 2] haha yeah i bet wart from mario 2 would find it really hot if you tfed him into a sheet of bubble wrap and tenderly popped his bubbles

I miss my partnerrrr

A quick Shego 🌹✨ #art

Charlie Kirk spent his life‘s work and all of his energy and time targeting out-groups while arguing for a world in which gun massacres would be easy to enact, plentiful, and inevitable, and he became famous and wealthy doing it, and we’re now not supposed to mention that because it’s not polite.

his iconic catchphrase

Let’s make one thing clear from the start: Charlie Kirk was the victim of a shooting in a country where he, along with other right-wing extremist influencers, have been inciting violence for years. — Kirk is neither a martyr nor a hero, he is a cause.

Readying the crab rave

“It’s worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment” - Charlie Kirk

I really miss Miiverse sometimes

FINALLY

the conservative vision for america: life should be as painful as possible until somebody shoots you to death

Coastline Similarity xkcd.com/3132/

rise and shine!!!

Currently dealing with a period of unplanned unemployment because of job discrimination. Opening submissions cause looking for temporary employment hasn’t proved fruitful. The situation is far from dire but anything helps! ko-fi.com/nitronine

the daily comic strip #susantaxpayer

Me n my bf are like this

Snake-in-the-Box Problem xkcd.com/3125/

“If anyone can make a movie-“ anyone and everyone has had the ability to make a movie the moment home video became standard. My mom made movies with her care bear toys in the 80s. Why are we acting like this is an inaccessible medium. Have u never been to an indie film festival

Today's folk monster: the Fresno Nightcrawler

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO

YEAAAASSSSS

Driving a model T with a bumper sticker that says “I BOUGHT THIS BEFORE HENRY WENT CRAZY”

Sometimes I when I see people online playing telephone with political theory and ending up with some batshit takes I go to a store/library and read actual books about what they’re talking about and go okay good I’m not insane for thinking ppl are weirdly off base. Highly recommend

THATS MY GUYYYYY

blame cartoons, blame politics, blame whatever you want: there’s just no sexual pleasure greater for a bald person than sticking their head in a bowling ball polisher

cuz when we jumping it’s popping we jopping

(stoically chopping wood at a remote cabin) Subway franchise manager: strange place to find the world's best sandwich artist me: ..that's the past. I left that life behind

Coworker: “can I ask you a personal question?” Me: “yes, he/him is fine.”

was hungry

Sneef

labubus are so cute but the process of getting one just seems like a fucking headache. I'm gonna wait six months and get one from the thrift store lmfao

These are so how I feel

I've had basically no internet for the past 2 hours and the moment i get a ding on my phone i see this

Long distance relationships SUCK oh my god

earlier today there was a group of 10 year olds on the train saying stuff to each other like "i am 31 years old" and "i just turned 34" and laughing harder and harder each time

People be normal about a mass casualty event in Texas challenge impossible

fucked up in the crib eating Crunky