In a just world…the Post Master General David Steiner would have his corrupt ass arrested today…for admitting to his plans to interfere in an election.

Can you imagine taking financial advice from someone who thought a Cybertruck was a good investment? LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO

Trump probably doesn't understand the process. "From Eleanor Mueller, White House reporter at Semafor, on X: "To be clear: Trump has no leverage here. If he doesn’t sign the housing bill within 10 days, it becomes law automatically. If, before then, he vetoes, Congress has the votes to override."

Still my favorite:

Yes, it does. 🤨 #jokesters

🚨🚨 BREAKING: Iran's negotiators have LEFT the venue in protest of Trump's threats, per Tasnim. Trump is single-handedly destroying the entire peace process.

How can this MFPS take money that was allocated by Congress to somewhere else & take it for himself? WTF is wrong with congress? I hope everything he builds is torn down if he ever leaves. I’d be happy to let them take the money to do that & wipe his name & shitty buildings off the planet.

“At the G7, they all wanted to have photos taken with me. To make them more popular. They were BEGGING me. Wouldn’t leave me alone. It was embarrassing. So I took pity on all of them and said yes. They're welcome!” —Donald "Nobody Knows More About Popularity Than Me" Trump

Maybe stop reporting like the president is telling the truth. Since he’s not telling the truth about really anything.

Oh, honey. . . I think we *all* know who vandalized the Reflecting Pool. We saw you circling around in the Beast to approve of what they were doing. And then we saw the next vandals on TV making the prior vandalization worse by pouring in big bottles of hydrogen peroxide. They too were sent by you.

The $1.7 million no-bid contract to clean the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool went to a company ultimately owned by Trump donor John J. Cafaro, who previously pleaded guilty in separate federal cases involving bribery and campaign finance violations. The company's name? Greenwater Services.

Not green with algae!

For once, the pathological liar is correct. It’s not $300 million, it’s $300 billion with a B, like dumb.

You go to that fancy Italian restaurant — and who’s in the kitchen? Latinos. You go to that fancy French restaurant — who’s in the kitchen? Latinos. Latinos grow it, pick it, clean it, cook it, serve it, and do the dishes. We are the backbone. Don’t fuck with us, we’re busy.

They warned me that if I voted for Kamala Harris we’d get a new deal with the Iranian regime worse than the JCPOA. I voted for Kamala, and they were right.

Can’t help but notice all the people who said Obama would desecrate the White House with Escalades and rap music on the South Lawn are absolutely loving this UFC fight on the South Lawn. Probably just a coincidence.

Can we just step back and realize how messed up it is to put your name on someone's memorial in the first place???

“We can disagree and still be friends.” Yeah. About whether a hot dog is a sandwich. Not whether some people deserve rights.

Mullin refuses to commit to following court orders for DHS

Despite court order to do so, Interior Secretary Doug Burgum would not commit to taking Trump's name off the Kennedy Center On CNN, Burgum instead waffled and noted there could be an appeal

So once applications open for the $1.7B slush fund, we're all going to apply and break their portal, right?

Trump is still painting the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool, racing to finish before a court can stop him. He skipped every legally required environmental and historic preservation review to get here.

ZERO 👇 LIES DETECTED.......

Another dental visit, huh? It’s just getting comical at this point. They can’t even keep the lies straight.

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Iran is at it again. This time they added the Tesla logo. 😂

Kristi Noem was fired from DHS in March. It is May. She is still living in a Coast Guard house on a military base in Washington, taking housing away from a career officer and his family. The Trump administration cannot explain why. She needs to pack her cosmetics case and go home. Corey too.

Unearthed reports reveal that RFK Jr. fired every full-time CDC cruise ship sanitation inspector ahead of the Hantavirus cruise ship outbreak. www.cbsnews.com/news/cdc-cru...

A Washington Post investigation just exposed 1,460 use-of-force incidents at 98 ICE facilities—pepper spray, restraint chairs, and tasers used on detainees who asked for food, medical care, or belongings. Civil detention isn’t supposed to be punitive, and Congress hasn’t held one hearing.

This is going to kill people. I work with folks who have more major psych diagnoses than the average population. Psychiatric meds are often a bit of a journey in terms of finding the right combo/dose, but they are very very often literally lifesaving.

Donnies Golf course the Doral just had the worst attendance of all time in a PGA tournament. Let me say that again. The worse attendance of all time. And the PGA is pissed. What do you expect? No one wants to support this fascist regime. And it brings a huge smile to my face on this Monday morning.

A win! Thank you for always making your voices heard. The House passed a DHS funding bill by voice vote this afternoon, ending a 75-day shutdown the longest agency shutdown in U.S. history. The GOP caved. The bill funds DHS but includes no money for ICE or Customs and Border Protection.

We can't buy BYD cars in the US, but Amazon and Bezos have BYD electric delivery trucks. The usual double standard. #EatTheRich

The "shooter" at the WHCD rushed the magnetometer and the secret service shot at each other. Is he guilty of causing the shooting? Yes. Is there a Keystone Cops element that should not be overlooked? Also, yes.

It doesn’t seem like this is the way to get Iran to the negotiating table…

i vividly remember my first week in food service when the chef was teaching me slang and he explained that if we heard that a bartender had 86'ed somebody that meant we were to track them down and kill them. i thought it was weird but i didn't have time to argue, i had to find the bacon stretcher

King Charles: “You recently commented, Mr. President, that if it were not for the United States, European countries would be speaking German. Dare I say that if it wasn't for us, you'd be speaking French” video courtesy @acyn.bsky.social

I think this is 100% correct.

Fuck off @MeghanMcCain. I’m an American. I have free speech. I have a right to criticize Trump’s ugly ballroom & will do so whenever I want. Whoever the Dem nominee is in 2028 should pledge to tear the damn thing down. And btw, your father would be so damn disappointed in what you’ve become.

They think we are all stupid. 🤬

BRENNAN: The shooter had multiple weapons. You said he traveled from CA across the country by train. How did he do that? BLANCHE: This isn't about making laws more restrictive BRENNAN: I'm asking about crossing state lines w/firearms BLANCHE: I don't think that's something we should be focused on

I have so many questions.

So I have to scan my purse, put all my metal in a tray just to get into the local courthouse. I have to take off shoes and get scanned/patted to get on an airplane. But they were just waving everyone thru the WHCD, no detectors no nothing. How utterly unusual..........

The Trump administration has nearly ended green card approvals for Cubans, at the same time that ICE has increased arrests of Cubans by 463%. Yet most Cuban-Americans still support Trump. Go figure. 🤷‍♂️

Next time, if you want to fool anybody other than your idiot supporters, move the clouds.