RIP Adam Greenberg He was the superb cinematographer who shot Near Dark (watch it!), Terminator 2: Judgment Day and, of course, The Terminator, which means he’s responsible for one of my favourite shots in cinema that also coined a new genre for its film:

Boris Artzybasheff, a Ukrainian illustrator who immigrated to the US in 1919, was known for florid, grotesque explorations of surrealistic anthropomorphism, combining human and machine into fearsome, laboring hulks of metal & flesh. These illustrations are from “Machinalia.” #historyofillustration

As most of Andrew's titles go, Vice Admiral seems fairly accurate.

Weekend War Movie Fun! We're watching The Battle of Algiers, a film that manages to be both passionate and neutral, showing both sides of an insurgency without sugar-coating either. champ.ly/wjbcgHT0

Yay. Priceless. The right column at the right time. And a gleefully English two fingers to the haters.

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I think they should either cancel Strictly altogether or open it up to civilian contestants. 90% of the 'celebrities' are complete unknowns anyway.

Marian Nixon by Jack Freulich, late 1920’s. #botd

How do we know the guys who knocked off the Louvre weren't taking it to train their algorithm? It's not theft then, is it? Democratise art!

AWS is down, post Scottish Wildcats

Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.

OK guys, post your best signs from today for entry into my Top 15 No Kings Sign Contest.

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Hey Elite Dangerous players, is there a problem transferring cargo from fleet carrier to ship at the moment?

Kid should start keeping a diary.

Maybe the Nobel Committee should send him a runner up prize.

it's not FOR us

I dread being diagnosed with a terrible disease as I really don't want to do a fucking sponsored walk.

Oh gawd I've just heard that Charlie Mackesy has found another load of inspirational fridge magnets to turn into a book.🤢

Exit polls predict win for Reform.

People that want to withdraw the UK from the ECHR should waive their protection under the convention for a month. Then they could be imprisoned and tortured for a couple of weeks to see if they miss it.

50% of The Life of a Showgirl

Today's Hallowmeme.

In honor of National Poetry Day, the greatest parody rewrite of all time:

Hey Elite Dangerous players, are the servers down?

Pinchly-punchit, firstly monthlode and whitelymost bunnyfloppers there. Seasol of mistyfole and mellowy fruitlode - Greety-ho to Octoble! Deep joy.

Literally everybody involved in the Ryder Cup seem like absolute wankers.

Which explains the wobbly sets and stilted dialogue.

CATS ON FILM (kindle or paperback) "possibly the greatest book ever" "one of the finest pieces of specialist film scholarship published in recent years” “Bonus: includes My Day by Jones, AKA Alien from the cat's PoV. Fun!” www.amazon.co.uk/dp/1978038747

Presumably Kemi will be boycotting Trump's state visit as we know how much Epstein associates upset her.

One of these rich dudes invested in a food company with all proceeds going to kids in need. The other started Sundance Institute, boosting the lives of countless artists. Hey modern rich dudes, don't be a typical greedy AI crypto-prick, be like these two.

Which circle of hell is it when you're in a soft furnishings department with your wife?

Watched 'The Meg 2'. Mildly enjoyable, very dumb fun but I found it really weird, given the subject matter, that Statham's nosebleed was the only blood.

Looking at the aerial footage of the big racist protest march and wondering if napalm strikes are always bad?

In 'Night of the Demon' is Joanna Harrington's 666 car number plate deliberate?

It's only political violence when elected officials are attacked. If hate mongering social media influencers get hurt it's just sparkling karma.

I imagine the assassin has already returned to the future.

St. Francis preaching to the Birds https://www.wikiart.org/en/m-c-escher/st-francis-preaching-to-the-birds

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Aaaarrrggh!

Finally watched 'Night of the Demon'. Brilliant! Surprised to see nice Mr Barrowclough from Porridge as a mad Devil worshipper.

Korean actor Ma Dong-seok.

Hey BBC News, the only push notification I want about Farage is if the fucker is dead or in prison.

Most of the people having to stay in hotels while seeking asylum are decent people looking for a better life. 100% of the people wrapped in flags outside the hotels are scumbags who could make Britain better just by giving up oxygen.

The house martins in our eaves would beg to differ.