producer guy: wow it’s gonna be hard for those seven kids to take out the mind flayer that thing’s big as an aircraft carrier screenwriter guy: actually it’s gonna be super easy barely an inconvenience pg: oh REALLY sg: yeah well they’ve got an ar-15 and a flamethrower and a slingshot so…you know

this is only one of the many bizarre situations pepsi has found themselves in over the years like the time they gave away a harrier jet or took payment for their product from the soviet union in scrap warships www.thetakeout.com/2067914/peps...

and that’s that

“the hill” is such utter filth

White supremacists. They hate Indigenous, Black, Latino, Asians, Jews, Women LGBTQ, and White liberals. They hate us because we refuse to bow down to white supremacy—then and now. The truth? They hate us because we say "NO!" End the status quo NOW! 🪶🌈✊🏽✊️✊🏿

This 🔥👇😏

wouldn’t be at all surprised to see this game end 7-6

It’s been over a week and I have yet to hear a single word from @moderation.bsky.app about why my account has been limited and what I can do to remedy the situation. At least on twitter the mods would respond. It is patently ridiculous that the moderators here are worse than those on the hellsite.

americans picturing somebody doing this with like a slice of wonder bread are having their minds blown far beyond the uk poster’s ken sliced bread in the uk is much thicker and more robust than it is in the us

the corpse of george orwell just hit 1000000 rpm

“plan b” was voting for the funny laugh lady

It really is staggering to see so many people willing to toss aside our 249 year experiment in democracy for an increasingly erratic,visibly unraveling, criminally convicted reality show charlatan. And yet, here we are.

Where is the business community and corporate leaders of Minnesota based companies in speaking up? Why aren't the big law firms sending lawyers to represent the people being attacked? We are not at the end of this authoritarianism, we are at the beginning. And, sadly, we are on our own.

even if none exist they will find some

🚨This needs to be heard. It is beyond chilling. 1/

look how happy he is now that he’s back in gumbyland

mood

kaiser kithelm

kalshi is the end of humanity

pretty sure we won’t need it afterward either

nazis only know one way

Sex Workers Against Fascism

It’s been over a week and I have yet to hear a single word from @moderation.bsky.app about why my account has been limited and what I can do to remedy the situation. At least on twitter the mods would respond. It is patently ridiculous that the moderators here are worse than those on the hellsite.

the only job on earth where always being wrong is a genuine bona fide

The DOJ has smoke for Jerome Powell, but none for the people in the Epstein files? 👀 Also, investigating possible criminal activity everywhere except the White House? Bold move, Pamela.

GAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

the platypus movement spreads www.newstatesman.com/world/europe...

susan collins collaboration confusion meter:

The elephant equivalent of a stone in your shoe. Except every step was agony – and without treatment, it would have killed him. An old spear wound had healed, but debris was trapped under the footpad. Our pilot spotted him limping. Our vet team did the rest. Eyes in the sky. Teams on the ground.

energy profit accelerators

mamma mullin: MARK daddy mullin: WAYNE ghost of alexander the great: MARKWAYNE

Do you know how bad you have to fuck up to radicalize St. Cloud?

Latest from the Energy Profits Agency: www.nytimes.com/2026/01/12/c...

Ukraine has entered the new year under intensifying and deadly Russian attacks which have crippled energy systems and left millions without heating, electricity or water amid freezing temperatures, senior UN officials told the Security Council on Monday.

#carsofbsky gotta be the rear-engine v6 renault clio www.jalopnik.com/2071834/rare...

Hey parents or childcare workers or anyone else who might know: I'm looking for a set of modular climbing/play toys like this but made of durable hard plastic. Does anyone know of a brand that does this? All the ones I can find are soft and squishy materials. Asking for rescue animals.

“destroying the economy” means destroying the economy no one will be spared

the platypus movement spreads

If there's one empirical insight I'd want everyone to understand about American politics, it's this: America's problems are solved problems. Just not here. What would change if the US simply matched the average of 31 peer democracies? Not Denmark or Norway. Just the middle of the pack. 🧵

better yet leave your securely-passcoded biometrically-disabled phone in a safe place and get a cheap digital camera to document the atrocities

all his life the nazi has been waiting for his own messiah the one true hero foretold by “the turner diaries” a person in a position of authority who would tell them that being a racist terrorist isn’t just ok it’s the fucking american way syphilitigus is that messiah they’ll kill & die for him

“The principles of international law applies to everyone, including the United States.” ~German Finance Minister and Vice Chancellor Lars Klingbeil www.reuters.com/world/china/...

VERMICIOUS KNIDS

The president of the United States is extorting the Federal Reserve Board Chairman by threatening criminal prosecution if he doesn't lower interest rates. DOJ is compromised, legacy media is cowed and Big Law is AWOL. As I wrote last year: "We are on our own."