Dan Quayle?

It's time for Ken Martin to go.

‪Introduce yourself with 10 bands/artists you've seen live. 1 . Prince and the Revolution 2. Sleater Kinney 3. The Breeders 4. Neko Case 5. Team Dresch 6. L7 7. Neil Diamond 8. Stars 9. NOFX 10. REM

"The president often entertained dinner guests, extending the festivities into the evening and inviting guests to retire to the parlor to enjoy a bit of wine and additional conversation. This would be the only moment that Judge could use to her advantage.... 🧵

Come on #Maine. There are better candidates right in front of your face.

I swear I go out in public and I don’t trust any of you😂

Just wanted to let you know that the IRS has audited every president annually for decades now to ensure there was no corruption and the reason you didn't know that was because only one president found that to be a problem

the number of em-dashes in this statement leads me to believe this is a statement from Claude himself

This one hurts.

Fertilizer scarcity. It's a real thing. Prepare now. #stayreadycrew

That prosecutor, Darin Smith, is up for confirmation TODAY to be permanently installed. He was on Capitol grounds on January 6, is an anti-LGBTQ+ extremist, and has no criminal or federal court experience. Senate votes at 5:30 on him + 48 other nominees. nominationnotes.substack.com/p/republican...

Y'all could have just fucking listened to this woman in the first place

Annnnnd just got upgraded to first on my third leg. 🤘

Trump just put him in charge of the FDA. He has no medical background at all. But he does turkey hunt with Don Junior so ok. www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...

seems like jared polis thought this would make him look like an enlightened and humane centrist instead of a dumbass

Yeah, but he has yet to campaign with Black and Brown communities. Calling a thing a thing @sherrodbrownoh.bsky.social

Flying to Montana tomorrow and just got upgraded to first class on 2 outta 3 flights and business class for the 3rd one. Thanks United

This adorable woman I have stumbled across on Instagram brings me such joy. The way she giggles around this game… www.instagram.com/reel/DXrsrkm...

This past winter, a house up the street had an electrical fire and the guy lost both his cats. I walk by that house almost every day with Vileaux. I used to see those cats in the giant catio he built for them. Makes me so sad and has fed my anxiety about our own old home for weeks.

Gotta say it’s a bit on the nose to have a ship full of wealthy white people and an outbreak that’s actually been controlled dominate global media while a major Ebola outbreak in DRC with cross boarder spread is going unnoticed. www.npr.org/2026/05/16/g...

Still losing them as HUD housing is cut under Trump I and not restored (Senate) under Biden. People get lost in the weeds, get no med help, sicken and die. Cruelty that can't be easily remediated was the first term. Cruelty that will kill on contact is the second term.

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We already know what the Republicans are going to do between now and Election Day — flood the zone, try to overwhelm us, and hope that we shut down. I know it's hard, but we CANNOT freeze. Our democracy depends on it.

CHICAGO....PUT IN SWANSON NOW.

My drawing of the first half of NC Courage v Chicago Stars #NWSL

Facebook memories from some dude in high school-1990 to 1991...that fucking hair😂

GET UP UNCLE. Please be ok🙏

You can redraw districts, but you cannot erase the power of the people. This week, I spoke with @justinjpearson.bsky.social about our continued fight for voting rights — even in the face of efforts to silence and divide us.

Presenting my RED COUNTY/BLUE COUNTY GOOGLE MAP for planning travel throughout the Western US. As demonstrated below. Instructions for use: 1) Go to www.google.com/maps/d/edit?... 2) Triple dot menu > Make a Copy. 3) On your Copy, click the arrows "Add Directions" button. bsky.app/profile/moxi...

New cocktail drop… calling this one an Alpine Garden… 2 ounces of bourbon, 1/2 ounce green chartreuse, 3/4 ounce rhubarb syrup, two dashes each Angostura bitters and orange bitters. Stir over ice and pour over a big ice cube in a rock glass.

Another dog walked by across the street and she was BIG MAD.

What quote from a movie can you hear perfectly inside your head? 🖤

Feeling overwhelmed with all of this. LISTEN. Another Louisiana resident (Marshawn is the only name we have) testifies against the state’s racial gerrymander, speaking truth to power up and down the hearing room and predicts how this story will end. Speak your truth, fight and believe.

This. All of this. #Pinks #ProudBlue

There’s no bottom that’s too low for this regime.

Perfect campaign ad for the upcoming Midterms. 👌

This is pretty much a declaration of war against punk rock at this point.

Really is just gonna be a daily drip. Maine Monitor cloned the comments in another archive. themainemonitor.org/platner-redd...

HEY #WESTVIRGINIA! A reminder that your primary is tomorrow (assuming the Supreme Court doesn't just up & delay it). Donate to WV Dems today. 🚨 This is an #UnlikelyHeroes page *deliberately* featuring Dems running in RED districts. Donate today! #Blue26 secure.actblue.com/donate/wv26h...

Can we go back to calling them weird now?

Those folks told you the courts didn’t matter in 2016 and too many of y’all believed them. Same can be said for those of you that believe it’s capitalism and not racism that’s driving them to do this.

But it's not a cult. "Women’s abilities to control their own reproductive choices are often determined by cult leaders." www.nbcnews.com/think/opinio...

Down to their last 30 bucks. It's really really bad out there. Here's their info: Venmo: @NYPoliticalMom Cash App: $NYPoliticalMom

Happy #Mother'sDay. Share your favorite TV mom.

Axios gonna be Axios. Josh Shapiro, whose family was firebombed during Passover, disapproves of a House candidate who posted antisemitic conspiracies on his socials after Bondi Beach (blamed on a staffer) & who has campaigned with an antisemitic podcaster. No shit? www.axios.com/2026/05/10/a...

🚨Bernie Sanders’ statement on the gutting of the VRA, and disenfranchisement of Black voters:

Bernie woulda won if it wasn't for those meddling Black voters!

I often say that the fight for democracy is the fight of our generation. But let me be clear, if you aren’t fighting for Black voting rights right now then you aren’t really fighting for democracy.