Analconda

My cold withered heart grew three sizes when Eddie Kingston walked out for the first time.

Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?

Something so poignant about “remember me on this device”

I may just keep going until I do a Botchamania ending for every Mr. Show skit. @maffewgregg.bsky.social #wrestlesky #MrShow www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqJr...

Some more idiocy for @maffewgregg.bsky.social

If you see this, repost with a game from the year you were born!

Harmony Korine’s Theodore Rex

/to the tune of "Buffalo Soldier" Michelob Ultra

New accounts here should be like New Japan Young Lions, like you don’t get to get a profile picture or a header until you prove you can do a decent Boston crab. Also, hi, welcome!

Reminds me of every photo I’ve ever seen of Jess Harnell (Wakko from Animaniacs) and his wife. Happy birthday Jimmy Jam!

The kind of shit I’m etching on my bullets.

Me, when Stat ends up joining Death Riders anyway:

guesstimate erasure

Me, stoned off my ass at every band practice:

Every time I see this term it reminds me of when Drew Carey had a minor scandal because he was seen on camera encouraging a lady to get her tits out at Mardi Gras and a tabloid called him “The Blue Collar Tommy Lee” and Drew’s like “what does that make Tommy Lee, The Scourge of The Varsity Club”?

Astronauts getting worked up over this and then 20 minutes later we get an update from the ISS Jizz Tank tracker.

There’s longer more and involved promos but I get stuck on the rawness of “ARE YOU PREPARED TO DIE?!?!?!? BECAUSE I AM!!!!!!”

My man David Byrne released a new album this month

Gordon Slightfoot

I bet that feels good as hell if you’re the piss tank on the International Space Station. @iss-piss-tracker.bsky.social

Return of the King #aew #wrestlesky #berserk

Stat: Goddammit Yuta, I just got new gear and music, I’m not joining the death riders. #AEW

Jared Leto catching strays and rightfully so, lmao

I had a dream as a kid that I unlocked a three player mode in Super Mario Bros with a third brother named Paul. Pretty sure that’s him second from left.

RJ City finally got around to seeing Lost In Translation. #AEW

This, Camp Candy, The Ed Grimley cartoon. Real missed opportunity not to make weird ass cartoons for everyone from SCTV. -Catherine O’Hara’s Adventures Thru Time -Harold Ramis’ Divorce: The Series -Joe Flaherty And The Cosmik Commandos

People want everything to be a binary between dooming and “we’re so back” but I’ll just say this is both a really troubling attack on press freedom and an open admission that your regime is fragile enough to feel threatened by Jimmy fucking Kimmel

Kyle O’Reilly has that patch on his arm because he’s trying to quit oversized novelty cigars BTW #AEW

Doobie Brothers-ass post

Calling peoples' employers in a rage because their tributes to Robert Redford weren't horny enough

Columbo and Spielberg were both pretty fucking awesome right out of the gate.

Reskeet with your mental state

Dwayne to Meanie:

No idea if its too much or too little but jesus christ Roddy change your caffeine intake. 👀

Any opportunity to big up the OST for Fantastic Planet/La Planete Sauvage www.youtube.com/watch?v=6l3M...

The Epstein files would hit so hard if they were preceded by Koizumi going "and now take a look at this" and snapping his fingers.

(Person who destroyed homeless peoples belongings with a smile on their face) political violence is bad

Lost my shit for the Hockey Night In Canada music, holy shit hahaha #AEW

Did Dragon just call it cee-ment like Granny from Beverly Hillbillies?