Instant coffee will be the death of me

Stuck at work for an extra hour. Fuckin daylight savings. Fuck off

Is he really going to try for a 3rd term?

No one can hurt me! Not with my... cheese helmet!!

Actually, quite flattering.

I could sleep a thousand days

I still don't understand why anybody would want a Tesla Cybertruck. At least Homer's car looked fun

I love seeing Elon Musk confused and distressed by the negativity he's brought upon entirely himself

I'm getting tacos for dinner tonight and I'm insanely excited 😊

I sometimes can’t believe I’m the sperm that won

In fact it’s the modern version of it.

💛💛💛 #Macro #nature #photography

Praying for President Donald Trumps health... 🙃

Praying for President Donald Trumps health... 🙃

If you even think about taking this toy off me I'll chew your face off

"I enjoy looking like a tart and thinking like a politician." PJ Harvey

God reached perfection with the Dachshund... man is nothing

Why do you always look like a serial killer when you get your ID card back?

my grandmother had the exact same house dress

If I were a whale I'd gobble you all up

Fancy losing $200 billion and still having $200 billion. Life's not fair. Fuck you

"Libs trying to hurt an American business is unpatriotic, y'all!!!"

YouTube’s play button doing the lord’s work

Sunrise this morning leaving work 🙌 😃😘

Anytime I experience a really good day or do something enjoyable I'll experience a huge low the next few days. It's almost like I have to pay a price for enjoying myself

You ever get disappointed that you woke up?

😂😂😂

Damn. Got my first troll comment. Icky

I'd love to know just HOW pissed off Americans are at Elon Musk. In Australia an unelected official doing that kind of shit in Government would be kicked to high heaven with a steel cap boot.

It's a pretty simple decision for the upcoming Australian Election. Vote for the party that does not pucker up to kiss Donald Trumps asshole....

Decided I'm gonna try a good solid 2 months without alcohol. Dear God please help me lol

37 today... getting old. Bah!

OH SHIT HE'S DOING THE THING

The Democrats need to find their own brash outsider celebrity presidential candidate instead of playing nice. Need to fight fire with fire

How has Trump not had a stroke yet??

Has anyone here ever eloped? My fiance and I are talking about just hiring a marriage celebrant and just eloping new Sydney Harbour 😃😍 our families are too weird so to hell with a ceremony

Just saw PJ Harvey at the Sydney Opera House!! She was absolutely incredible 😲 #pjharvey

Just picked this beauty up in Dymocks, Sydney 😀😍 #KateBushisagoddess

💜 "I’d heard of the term asexual, but dismissed it out of hand, because I assumed that meant a disgust and revulsion towards sex entirely; and what I felt wasn’t that." https://www.wearequeeraf.com/asexuality-is-a-spectrum-that-answered-a-lifetime-of-questions/

Did Trump really say that boycotting Tesla is illegal?? OK...

When Hitler started ranting about the Jews from streetcorners in the 1920s, he was part of a long history of European anti-Semitism. But where in the world did this massive anti-trans campaign come from? I feel like it was invented out of whole cloth in the last five years.

Caterina Barbieri ❤️💜🤎

If Trump is a snake oil salesman then Musk is a just a straight up grifter

Kill the bird. Save the world.

Day 9: i usually give a music biography to somebody as a gift. Someone I know they really like. The last one I bought was the Kurt Cobain biography Heavier than Heaven which I gave to my little sister. #bookchallenge #booksky