reading the safekeep by yael van der wouden and, hoo man.

someone tell the etsy witches they’re close but keep trying

that’s my girl right there

my building sent an email saying to plan my day accordingly for a 9am inspection and it is now 9:51am with no inspection in sight. i am unshowered. grumpy. no choice but to angry scroll

America brought out the worst in itself

If you talk like this hit me up

in 2026 i will only be talking about milfs. you have been warned

things you say when regime change is going great

if someone tried to bully me for putting tits on a cartoon dog i’d just be wondering who the fuck they are. because who the fuck doesn’t put tits on a cartoon dog. what are we, NUNS?

like people are drawing tits on cartoon characters dawg. it ain’t that serious

if god didn’t want people to find a cartoon dog sexy. maybe they shouldn’t have given them all bedroom eyes. ever think of that

if you’re a lesbian you don’t even need a degree. being a woman and loving women is like a good masters and half a phd in it

kind of darkly funny that "gender studies" is the stereotypical "useless degree" because gender studies will help you understand a large and important chunk of the current psychosis in american life

being cringe is the best thing you can ever do for yourself

extremely important thread:

When I'm too active on Bluesky:

no but i have never in my life written an mlm couple i don’t know how. what do they do. besides….. u know…… 🤭 (spiraling because they are a boy who likes a boy)

I write about all kinds of couples. Straight couples, gay couples and normal (lesbian)

Been a while since i said it. So i'll say it again. If your parents don't love you. If your family doesn't love you. That's not on you. It's not your responsibility to make people love you. Or care for you. That's a them thing. Not a you thing. You define if you're worthy of love or not.

marxist meangirls being a major part of online culture was not on my bingo card for the 2020s but i guess anything is possible when humans do things. life is weird

"Carburetors are Zionist," I post on r/Nissan before being banned once again

Goodbye everyone, I'm off to find a specialist forum and bring the all encompassing Bluesky politics energy of being passionately, confidently wrong every single aspect of the thing I purport to care about the most to them. I will miss you.

The number of American voters who sincerely hold political commitments that would sit to Harris’ actual left flank is, functionally, zero.

sometimes i think about the fact that a really high amount of dreamworks money went into animating that hippo’s ass. like they did not spare a single frame

wine moms (extremely complimentary)

me on the work wifi knowing i’ve never done anything wrong in my life:

i do fully realize that there is a very specific type of doomer poster on here who is very annoying. but i also find it tacky when someone who is absolutely never going to fear deportation or anything remotely close to it gets on here and tells people to sign off and stop worrying so much

The thing is, I have seen enough to realize that the issue isn't catharsis, the issue is addressing untreated depression brought on by extended periods of time online and socially isolated. People want things to happen at the speed of posting, and that simply isn't how life works.

anyway i know i sound like the crazy bird lady every single day but it really reels me how putin’s goal was obviously to weaken/end NATO and is genuinely fucking us from the inside successfully, and most people just. don’t give a shit

i do not “believe all women.” some of y’all are russian ops

So about that Russia *hoax.*

Also my sense of the Venn diagram of people who say vote scolding is bad and people who say bullying works is one completely overlapping circle.

ppl like two months ago: will AI girlfriends destroy dating and make men expect the impossible from women? the ai girlfriend: i am a feminist. and we can not be together

artificial (non)insemination

l o fucking l

He just got brocken up with and you are laughing

venezuela (again) is gonna be my 13th reason

I suggest pulling our white heads out of our asses and doing something constructive to disrupt this awful regime. But thanks for that tone deaf take.

who up chibing their robo

But they are snatching people off of the streets here too!!

bigotry is destroying this country and that’s really most of the basis to understand the constant leftist/liberal dynamic. misogyny, racism, antisemitism, islamophobia, homophobia. it’s all there. and none of us are immune

ahahahaha and he thinks she and the people of venezuela are gonna just sit down and take this. that’s cute as fuck

Getting 7k likes for saying “NO MORE STRONGLY WORDED LETTERS! I’m going to back… a strongly worded letter we’ve already sent twice!!!” really is the dominant Bluesky political culture in a nutshell lmao

Reagan's America was corrupt beyond the point of filth and treated Latin America as a network of colonies and yet America did not become a pariah state then, unless you would like to use some novel definition of pariah state.

Ppl like the quoted poster here treating Republicans like a force of nature instead of people making choices they should be held accountable for is a big part of how we've gotten here

this is exactly why i don’t take anti war posters seriously in any way, shape, or form. you are engaging in pro russia propaganda, and you don’t even know it. death is NOT the worst thing that can happen to many people. but your comfortable american ass doesn’t get that.

For all the non Black folks posting “Venezuela doesn’t want war with the US” need to read this because your hubris will continue to be your downfall.

like bruh what do you think it’s gonna be when they’re in a minority in all three chambers of government lmao