Good morning to the iOS app review team who finally approved 1.3 last night. Go get it! apps.apple.com/us/app/away-...

Be cool and be my friend on Away Message!! www.awaymessage.fun/connect/3GP-...

join all the cool kids on away message right meow

I added some fun and whimsy to Away Message testflight.apple.com/join/ZmGDQUkX

Over the break I'm working on a little app I call Away Message. The idea is to bring back some of the fun of AIM profiles and away messages of yore. One status, no history, no public feed. Go wild with fonts and colors, attach a song and a photo to your status. In TestFlight now, requires 26.2.

This is what Friends of Spruce and Pine and the Society Hill Civic Association are spending thousands of dollars to protect www.reddit.com/r/philadelph...

I love baseball, but there is something very freeing about not caring at all what happens in the World Series. (Officially I am Anybody Except The Dodgers, but I truly do not care.)

Many people are saying that Wheelie is the best way to track your bike rides.

Happy Wheelie day! apps.apple.com/us/app/wheel...

Wheelie is getting into the home stretch. It's full of delightful animations and attention to design details. Track all your bike rides and tag and share them. Full data export and import. Coming to the App Store soon, but on Test Flight now. testflight.apple.com/join/2zzVZCkr

Anyone got a hookup on an overnight in Wildwood/OCNJ/AC on a Friday night that isn't $400/night?

We've upgraded our fleet, so Scoot Bakula is for sale for $200. DM me for details. Fishtown.

it’s so silly that i can drink beers with my besties while overlooking the birthplace of america

Open Streets is expanding into Midtown Village! Mark your calendars to join us for four Sundays from June 8 to June 29, where you can shop, dine, and stroll through one of Center City's vibrant neighborhoods. Details➡️ bit.ly/4jYmyxq

happy birthday to my bff the Phanatic

Who called it a polycule and not a Poly Pocket?

Beware the vibes of March

day drunk on an empty bus

can't believe it's 2025 and i'm stressed about tariffs and measles, like am i a character in an american girl book

hell yeah

don't mind me, i'll just be sobbing at the muppet movie script

red and leopard, phillies edition 👌🏻

live major league baseball is underway so nothing can ever hurt me again

so you're saying there's a chance

Roses are red Like my cheeks when I blush Less than a week ago the Eagles sacked Patrick Mahomes six times with just a standard four man rush

PARADE DAY 🦅🦅🦅

go birds

my diet this week has just been things that are green

i just want to say for the record that it's bullshit that i still have to go to work even though democracy has collapsed

Go birds

if they want to go back to the 1950s, we’re bringing the cuisine back to the 1950s too. you put me in the kitchen, I will spend 100% of my time in there finding how much horseradish and shrimp I can put in Jello before God personally comes down here to stop me.

benefits of working out more regularly: - better sleep - feel more confident/strong - health app doesn’t yell at me as much downsides: - laundry omg the laundry when will i be free from this prison

It actually is very important that you do things that you take pleasure in, regularly. That is part of how you survive the things that feel like they are going to destroy you.

Dailymotion and AIM have the chance to come in as Facebook and TikTok replacements in the best way

You will not move me with a monkey playing a pop star. As a child I watched a Jack Russell Terrier portray all of the great figures of literature.

"you can wear it super baggy or oversized or you can even tuck it in!" wow thank you for the revolutionary insight random fashion influencer, i never would have thought of that.

Note to my future self: NYE is not the time to try out a new makeup routine.

New Year’s resolution is trying to get the time between ‘decides to go to gym’ and ‘goes to gym’ below two hours

airlines always trying to get you to change every little thing about the flight you originally booked

and just like that...taylor swift has pulled me out of another depressive episode

38th birthday eve. fresh cut and color. beyond grateful for what this year has taught and brought me.

you actually can fill the void at the core of your being with worldly possessions if you're really, really good at buying stuff

Let’s see your Lock Screen

loved that west walnut open streets was still going strong at 4:30pm! stores were packed and people were everywhere. so lucky to have this right outside my door.

when the reality sinks in that im losing my almost 2 year long hyperfixation

Today is apparently Celebrate Shelter Pets Day so it’s fitting that I was just invited to be on the advisory board for Young Friends of PAWS, my favorite organization in Philadelphia! Volunteering with PAWS for the past two years has been so rewarding and I’m excited to get even more involved.

for me, it’s using “gifted” to mean “gave”

We don't need more remakes of old movies. We need more MUPPETS remakes of old movies.