the fuck it will

this is a game about having adhd where a six sentence conversation fills your entire fucking day off

Stay fruity, my peeps 😎🏳️‍🌈🍑🍌🍎🍋‍🟩

asha sharma going "we want 1 billion players a day" a nice reminder that these execs are fundamentally incapable of understanding that their customers do not have infinite money or even just that time is finite. they just think you haven't been fed the right marketing yet to get you on board

The most infuriating part is that it did work great, somehow. The industry DID make an impossible amount of money, and it didn't matter

If you were only proficient at asking someone to do both your thinking and your work for you, I sure as shit wouldn’t consider you talented. AI Guys do even less than that, and we’ve got companies *surprised* that they’ve hired a vapid waste of space.

this jevil bores me. bringeth me out the pomni

hey look

Happy 34th day of Pride Month! To celebrate, here's Thomas Jefferson and Hatsune Miku

a sketchy fakemon for a user on my discoed aerver!

mudpuppy?

The whole internet loves Larry the Truffle Cat, a lovely cat that digs for truffles! *5 seconds later* We regret to inform you Larry is AI generated

I see her everywhere

God it was so fucking good

techbros are singlehandedly creating the next luddite movement and the most enraging thing is they don't even understand why people are angry

It really feels like that

And as I remember OPMUK describing Lara once, legs like a supermodel and the lung capacity of a whale. 😅 A prime example of Lara Croft's pop culture ubiquity and the rise of mainstream media acceptance of video games as something they need to keep an eye on too. 📖 The Face, June 1997

a fake manosphere podcast that frames basic community outreach as the newest, manliest grind

why are they so cool man #deltarune

The flower man, trapped in Asylum. #Deltarunespoilers

REAL WEB LEGENDS: Carter's Quest ($5.99, early access) - laser targeted to N64 Zelda fans, then gets mashed up with Devil May Cry-style combat. get thrown into a conspiracy about the ultimate weapon, called "The Perfect Homunculus" - and fight your way out. store.steampowered.com/app/2409110/...

have a bluesky-exclusive clip from act 2

Microsoft this week: We're laying off half the industry. Sony: We're ending physical games. Nintendo: have u seen this splatoon weapon we call it the bloblobber

witnessing the birth of a new all timer post is such a beautiful thing

Sony has announced it will stop making physical PlayStation games in 2028 Response from the gaming community:

Nintendo Power #195, September 2005 - 'Shadow The Hedgehog' cover.

party werewolf

The amount of trust we put in this man is staggering. We are all at the mercy of Toby Fox's generally kind and easygoing nature

#deltarune #deltarunespoiler

hey pearl

I have always talked about Deltarune as a game that feels emotionally constricting because it leaves me with an overwhelming sense of dread no matter how cheerful or funny it is. The underlying narrative of whatever the fuck Kris has going on and multiple layers of treachery. Hard to explain.

Honestly it's small beans and all that but I can never get over how little of a shit they give about a single thing they actually do. Just absolutely toilet-stain craftsmanship on everything they touch. Complete and utter contempt to do even the barest of minimum.

saw a t-shirt this evening that really moved me

I'm so exhausted save me lightning returns final fantasy XIII low poly dog

Somewhere around Gen 6-7, we started feeling guilty about games being fun and started turning them into secondary jobs

insane thing to say but i get like. protective and motherly when i see ulysses ogre. its like no sweetie you are doing a great job! ogre is keeping up so well! that english lit degree is well earned!

Zeldawiki tries to have mainpics be from the latest game so Link is currently represented by the sleeping child from the dimly-lit Ocarina of Time remake trailer looking like he's Yamcha crashed onto the webpage

what if namine had a giant keyblade and tripp pants