thank u for zephyr ...

Gump at your desk, Gump on the bus, Gump on the plane who cares I fucking dont, what did I say about Gumping on the couch you never listen to m

idk who needs to hear this, but if you get an ask or a dm from someone you don't know who doesn't like a post you made, you DONT have to answer. they have no power. Unironically this

are yall cool if i repost some of the absolute freakshit my gfs make of me every once in a while. as a treat

LRP wrong account but its staying up now

my freaking awesome girlfriend @v-imp.bsky.social

my wife is very sick and wants burger. if you want to support wife burger u can use the same link

its tough out there but so am i

Close friend of mine is in some shit, they don't have power and have a diabetic roommate whose insulin is at risk of spoiling. They've been immensely helpful and supportive over the last few years and I know y'all can work some magic for them like you did with me recently. Send them some love 💜💜💜

today i learned that omega red is specifically a Wolverine villain. I've only ever seen him in overall Xmen books, so i was genuinely confused that he was the villain for the new wolverine game. My ass was CONFIDENTLY wrong

Its weird to realize you share your self with so many others But in the end, I’m glad 💕

I think it was obvious to anyone who paid attention for more than a couple seconds, but being plural has been such a weird journey. Going from someone who didn’t understand and had some not great opinions, to realizing that i was just coping my entire life. It was wild

Its weird to realize you share your self with so many others But in the end, I’m glad 💕

MY DESKTOP PC BROKE. my decade-old laptop works just barely so 60% off comms while i fundraise to fix/replace my big pc.

hey folks i hate to do this but I'm in a really tough spot. the cards are officially maxed out and I am not going to be able to pay off my loans this month and it's stressing me out really bad. please, anything helps. ko-fi.com/itsmemordred

hanging out #flowersteel

me doing foreplay and then sitting in the cuck chair: “for those who cum after” #expedition33

bluesky is for shitposts, tumblr is for emptying the sludge from my head in a way noone will see

My name is Alan, and Ive woke up to a real american nightmare! I better get control of this situation before i experience a quantum break! and if that happens, im in for a world of max pain!!

ACQUIRED WIFE TUOY

Hey all, jade has told me that I should send up a flare and ask for Borderlands 4 ( i want it for wife time) if u wanna and are able, it would be awesome AND!! you can use this handy link (please use paypal stripe sucks) ko-fi.com/ivygm

MY GIRLFRIENDS ARE GETTING INTO MARINE BIOLOGY RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

silksong mods are really popping off

Everybody on my timeline right now:

jade looked over at this image and said “put some clothes on jesus”

high as fick rn this is the funniest shit ive ever seen

Goodnight!!

having an argument/debate with piano which gym equipment you could use that could make you hands free cum. please let me know what works for you

I love how everyone is adoring #flowersteel right now, but tbh I think its funny if you treat Hana like a tungsten cube dropped into the story. I don't think she'd philosophize, I think she would hit the handler with an RKO and then say her spirit blazes bright

and i promise, one day you will soar [ #art ]

fromsoft has two art styles: 1. Gross Sloppy 2. Cold Sterile

whenever you see a rental bike mantis, KICK IT OVER. I know it looks cute, but they are seriously harmful to urban environments!

public transport bugs

if you bookmark me, we are fated to battle under a field of stars on the stage of history

man midna was just like that huh

referring to metroidvanias as "hollowslop" to simultaneously piss off people who like metroidvanias, people who like hollow knight, people who want a better genre name for "metroidvania", people who are sick of the word slop being misused, and gradius fans who want to see more checkpoint recoveries

Bravern with my Wife: A Thread

girl is that an AMD Z2 Extreme in your pocket or are you just happy to see me

art really feels like its the only thing “working” for me lately. all i can hope is that people like my art

“you think you’re so slick” ~ Jade

hit with the worlds worst migraine and i got reminded about something both my beautiful gfs do accidentally every time