Watching football @jonbois.bsky.social

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[to the tune of pixies Gigantic and completely unaware of any other football discourse] 🎶hydration / hydration / hydration / a big big break🎶

It’s the greatest video of all time youtu.be/znTDwNopDP4?...

Grocery prices are getting insane

Asking for a hall pass to be in the talking stage with the hawk tuah girl

Me every time Centralia, PA is mentioned:

Philadelphia.

They’ll be hearing from his father

Before the Flyers game, NBCSP aired this tribute to @dhm.bsky.social

(huell howser voice) just look at that little e.t. guy drinkin up all the coors lights. oh now hes askin for trouble, hes tryin to put a fork in the outlet. well would you look at that he lit up like a christmas tree

Jazz Friends; M4HV+R7X, Gwamile Street, Mbabane, Eswatini https://www.google.com/maps/search/?api=1&query=-26.3203774%2C31.1432295&query_place_id=ChIJ-_9HWR3P6B4RjRP_SeuIeDk

Saba Food; F9G4+HPP, Laascaanood, Somalia https://www.google.com/maps/search/?api=1&query=8.4765351%2C47.356855&query_place_id=ChIJ8WVOdgAvgz0RDxCRxJ-J-vU

Customer is the king restaurant; VF7R+MJM, Ibanda, Uganda https://www.google.com/maps/search/?api=1&query=-0.1357951%2C30.4915348&query_place_id=ChIJsSnz1B292BkRcMUqUWffhEU

God dammit. Timing couldn’t be worse but here goes. Chuck Schumer and I are launching our new podcast “Soul Deep: A Weekly Deep Dive Into the Music of Collective Soul” tomorrow. I do NOT support his latest decision and want to make clear this is strictly a music podcast. Please check it out

Having an amazing time at the Koreatown nightclub from Collateral. The place is packed and the energy is high, the girls look amazing, I'm pretty sure the FBI witness Peter Lim is here, too. I think this might be the best night of my life?

Stomach station day and night food centre; GMP4+W4X, Kakata, Liberia https://www.google.com/maps/search/?api=1&query=6.537247000000001%2C-10.3446814&query_place_id=ChIJZdV4rExHpw8RdMyD_fU18II

Clippy from MSWord: I see you wrote "wearing a hat backwards does not improve performance during jacking off." I think what you meant is "I don't have a hat that improves performance while jacking off."

teared up a bit reading this

Keeping him in my thoughts today

Watching the coach McGuirk all scenes compilation again

Arcoiris; La Ceiba, Atlántida, Honduras https://www.google.com/maps/search/?api=1&query=15.7601897%2C-86.7867651&query_place_id=ChIJqXgHLWSpaY8RXEi2X0uPIZE