Woke, woke. Who’s there? Pronouns.

5-2 overall, won enough to cover gas

I hope our coffee grinder knows it's okay to retire and become a coffee cube player

everyone look at my son

there is no greater joy than being a little freak’s personal clown

attended armory

Yesterday, the Golden Gate Battlegrounds’ debut event: The Battle of King Kong happened and it was an amazing experience! 60 players competed in our #fabtcg Classic Constructed event to become the first Golden Gatekeeper of the Bay Area’s new competitive circuit, and take home the epic trophy!

Tune in on YouTube to watch the first ever Golden Gate Battle as it unfolds live! The atmosphere is electric here at King Kong Comics and Games and you definitely don’t want to miss this! www.youtube.com/live/rSQWQLw...

We are just one week away from the #fabtcg Battle of King Kong Comics and Games! Stay tuned for news on epic (and exclusive!) promo tokens, raffles, and more!

I've not done well in these side events. I am so washed 😭 However, things are often washed and chopped before they are served... think abt that...

now that I finally own a ps4 my days have been spent losing the Ethan Does Anything Other Than Play Bloodborne™️ challenge

Sometime last night we lost our darling boy, Hamburger. It’s hard to describe the personality of a hamster, but to us who loved him he was a perfect little bastard. Now, without his little white ears flittering, I shall live only half a life. Good night, sweet prince.

proud owner of a gold foil chapeau

aurora players will 4 card 30 you and say its not their fault the hero is popular

odd cure for retail therapy but I’ll take it

i love staring into my torture box all day, it is doing wonderful things for my state of mind

Why is there no cosplay contest listed for #fabnationals on the website? Last year’s event was awesome! Is there actually nothing for cosplayers this year? @fabtcg.com @starcitygames.bsky.social

the ravages of corn addiction

NEW: Ex-members & associates of SiegedSec, the defunct gay furry hacking crew, fear the group's former leader has been raided by the feds www.dailydot.com/debug/furry-...

call my local library zack and cody the way they got that shit on deck

if it wasn’t already clear to you, it should be clear now that people who act like Gaza is a boutique issue or a distraction from domestic issues are full of shit. Gaza is THE issue around which all others revolve right now

Video of the international student at Tufts being arrested by "federal authorities" in Massachusetts has been released and it's terrifying. They're not even uniformed officers. Just secret police thugs in hoodies and masks. From WCVB: youtu.be/PuFIs7OkzYY

pussy out to the world... goons at his side... oh yeah. THIS is the bone zone #fabtcg

Report: Oh, Fuck Yeah, Egg Yolk Dripping All Over Sandwich theonion.com/report-...

the lack of playable crustaceans has really put a damper on my enjoyment of flesh and blood

it’s bone or be boned

the opps have seized and deported my joie de vivre without trial

Jesse Robkin is your Magic Regional Champion! 🏆 From an LCQ on Friday to leaving Charlotte with an invite to the Pro Tour and Worlds, along with a bunch of cash. 💰 What a weekend at #SCGCHARLOTTE for the architect of Grinding Breach! Join us at the next one! scgcon.starcitygames.com

1-2-1, pre convention center hot dog: everything is miserable, why do I even play magic. 2-2-1, post convention center hotdog: I am a god among men, these next 4 are free

the opps live in fear of my jovial demeanor and joie dr vivre

#fabtcg #osciliogang

gideon navcore

JUDGING TODAY! 58 Person RTN at King Kong Comics & Games! #fabtcg #judgesofrathe

rfkjr should be, after a fair and just trial ending in conviction, be hanged

how it feels to roll a 6 on scabskins

but what impact will this have on the Kayo population

1-4 into bye in today’s #RtN

Another Road to Nationals! I’m running it back on Aurora and Zoe on Cindra. Gonna be fun 😎 Will report on rounds if I remember to 🤪 #fabtcg

crazy combat chain

more writing went up on overpit.ch this week! be sure to check out @tommyb5k.bsky.social’s “Southern Lights” for more of his thought on Aurora as he went into Memphis overpit.ch/southern_lig... as well as Jack Lockwood’s “Dear Mario” for reflections on Arakni in Portland overpit.ch/dear-mario/

happy valentines

fabtcg.com/en/articles/... #fabtcg

stewart: you guys got anything other than platitudes? jeffries: nope, in fact here’s one of my favorite platitudes

Looking to up your game? A close friend of mine has started Codex Journals - a product dedicated to helping you better track and learn from your games! If that sounds like your cup of tea, feel free to check them out at codexjournals.com #notsponsored 💜

I have viewed the robot cartoon. Expediently. And have arrived. At a conclusion. The correct interpretation. Of Neon Genesis Evangelion. Is that giant robots. Are for pathetic little cowards.

It's crazy how often TCG judges go on power trips. Played in a fab RTN this weekend, sat next to a friend in between games, & said that i bet a dollar we get paired in round 3. Then the judge for the event issues is a match loss for gambling on the outcome of the tournament?? #fabtcg

I have some thoughts. Read below: docs.google.com/document/d/1...

everybody go follow @ratal1e.bsky.social right now