I think the Ditto Human in Pokopia is the funniest thing I've seen all year and I will be riffing on that idea, thank you very much.

3-1 at my first Silver Age Armory for #fabtcg on Dromai!!! R1: Kayo ✅ R2: Fai ✅ R3: Fai ✅ (against my boss LOL) R4: Briar ❌ I love this deck so much and I've been having a lot of fun introducing my friends to the game with this new format!! Also, I pulled a marvel Kano from my prize packs 😁

They got me playing commander after work 😭

Battle hardened samus #wip #metroid

Sorry, babe. They ran out of those glow-in-the-dark condoms you love so much. This bitch was trying them on and making lightsaber noises with her cock :(

I'M BACK FROM RETIREMENT!!! #fabtcg

Tome-maxxing #fabtcg

Feeling nostalgic hearing James talk about Calling Las Vegas and the first ProTour. Reminded me why I love this game

LSS DEVS I AM OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE THATS MY CELEBRATIONAL CARD IDEA ENTRY

damn

Played my one-and-only RTN today and I did not do well but I had fun regardless! Sadly, I've felt unsatisfied with card games lately. Besides ProTour LV, I'm not interested in doing much else. Not sure what it is honestly 😔

the agent who disarmed Pretti fired Pretti's gun into the ground @chadloder.bsky.social, note the pavement impact

It's time to abolish capitalism.

would u still love me if i was washed and employed

ACAB includes blue pitch cards #fabtcg

fever got me shitposting on my instagram story

After ICE agents shot people in Minneapolis tonight, a crowd faced them down and eventually chased them away, despite federal mercenaries and police shooting a tremendous amount of tear gas. ICE agents abandoned vehicles in the area, containing IDs, paperwork, license plates, and operational plans.

losing my mind at the "she should have followed directions" people really? really? you're cool with "if you don't follow directions, they get to kill you"? that seems like a good state of affairs to you? that seems like how law enforcement ought to work: instant obeisance or death?

A friend in Minneapolis just sent me this video. Looks like thousands have come together for a vigil after an ICE agent shot and killed 37-year-old Renee Nicole Good. This was my neighborhood for several years before coming to Portland.

rough day at work...

Graffiti painted on the US embassy in Mexico City during a protest against the US attack on Venezuela

i said "6 7" in front of a customer and i swear he started seeing red

"Trap Queen Wolverine" i am buying this card out now

the art on this one is sick AND the set code is 1738 😭😭😭

himeno

they sayin i flirt a lot with customers....

Diabell, queen of the white forest #yugioh #art

How it feels to talk about anything i'm interested in to someone

When I was in high school we made 69 jokes but the economy is so bad kids these days can only joke about 67

why did i think it was a good idea to rewatch manchester by the sea...

taking a moment to be sappy and reflect on this year... - started hrt + changed my name - fell in love again - left my job after 8 years - got a job at a lgs - travelled for a tcg event for the first time - pierced my face overall the best i've felt in a long time. looking forward to next year :)

I think I solved Magic the Gathering...

Zeet studio Izutsumi 🐈‍⬛ #dunmeshi

what can i say but beast mode

banlist slander: youtu.be/BDGHw0Mjxug?...

i was promised a treat if i could sell our entire stock of 8 metazoo booster boxes....

forever in our hearts 💔

they saying kano hit the ll towers.... #fabtcg

who tryna do this together 👀 #fabtcg

ive been told many times by customers that we are "the best smelling lgs in town" and im really proud of that

See you tomorrow #Cyrene #HSR #HonkaiStarRail

chugging a modelo in the criterion closet 💕

a customer asked if i wanted to hear abt their commander deck and i was like "ok dawg, sure, idk magic that well" then they proceeded to describe a "combo" that ends on basically a macro cosmos 😭

i was trying to help out this italian couple that came to my store yesterday and when i realized they spoke little english, i casually mentioned i could understand few words in italian bc spanish is similar and they were NOT happy about that

So, so incredibly happy this finally came out. For the past YEAR (!!), I've been hammering away at this video - designed to not only teach an ABSOLUTELY NEW player EVERYTHING they need to know, but ALSO to introduce them to the mythologies and culture of the game I love. Watch!

Release Day!

Metro prime 4 is finally here! I'm working on another piece for Samus at the moment, but here's one of my favorite Samus pieces! 😍

don't worry chat, as soon as she remembers to reply to my text the wedding is back on