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"He's doing these things now because no one will honor him when he's gone" is a very good line of attack against Trump.

the man is trying to prove he's straight; give him a break

Fellas is it gay to date a hot vegan? No, seriously, if I can't come up with something soon, I'm going to lose my job as head of TXGOP oppo. I need this health insurance.

Their new girlfriend is women

The vegan panic is so weird. "Oh no, you're vegan? I have to eat all these wings myself?"

BREAKING — Louisiana Gov. Jeff Landry has signed the new 5R-1D congressional map into law. The map will be used for the 2026 midterms. 🔴 +1 GOP 🔵 -1 DEM

Flawless logic.

Immigrant detainees at Delaney Hall ICE prison in Newark, NJ have been forced to cook, clean, & repair the facility for as little as $1/day and sometimes for free. They are on a hunger & labor strike; protesters outside have been tear-gassed. Here's our report, including a quote from a detainee:

lol

The degree to which this isn't going to happen has never before been seen

imagine being president of the united states and getting snubbed by a group popular 40 years ago and best known for lip syncing and also one of them is dead

Have these two done Tom Joad together before?

Okay, bear with me for a second. Because I've held this theory for a long time. And I kinda feels like this confirms it. The death of Harambe was the tipping point of no return for the unserious right-wing turn of America. 🧵

They will need to appropriate minimum several hundred million dollars just to get the white house back to some kind of normality and sweep it for hidden cameras and listening devices and the media will cover the expense as their first scandal

E. Jean Carroll didn't just "accuse" Trump of sexual assault. She won a civil lawsuit against Trump for sexual assault. A jury found that Trump sexually assaulted her. She deserves for us to call it what it is.

"Talarico is a vegan." "Paxton pardoned a pedophile." "Uh, well, Talarico says God is nonbinary or something?" "Paxton pardoned a pedophile." "Um, Talarico is, uh, low T?" "Paxton pardoned a pedophile." "Talarico is going to institute sharia law!" "Paxton pardoned a pedophile."

yeah you gotta willie horton ken paxton. have the party committees and super pacs run ads explicitly accusing paxton of covering up for a child abuser. “you love your children and would do anything to protect them. so why would you vote for a man who lets child abusers run free”

Fuck this demented bigot and fuck everyone who supports or apologizes for him

a look at the UFC arena going up behind the White House #IdiocracyIsADocumentary

If my God doesn't have a massive dinger I'm not praying to him!

Amazing.

Cool cool cool, so fucking cool…

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Cool, cool

remember that time Zelensky didn’t wear a tie

the median texas republican primary voter is enthusiastically pro-corruption and lies in bed at night fantasizing about things the average american finds repulsive

These fucking demons told me that my neighbor wanted to eat my dog and now they want to talk about social trust evaporating

This is Uncle Rico shit.

Remember when Obama roasted Trump with this image of what a Trump White House would look like at the 2011 White House Correspondents' dinner?

they got Luda doing One A Day ads 😭

I feel like even one "Agnostic but raised Catholic vs 20 Adult Catholic converts" would go crazy and all 20 would be crushed.

This photo of Andy Kim in the moments before ICE gassed everyone at Delaney Hall is going into the history books. We need more of this from our electeds.

When Trump verbally attacks and insults female reporters he's hurting her as badly as he can in the immediate circumstance. If he could hurt her more and get away with it he would.

It feels weird that none of the people paid large sums of money to think about this stuff seem to have identified this fundamental problem

hey everyone wanna see what a manufactured hate campaign is shaped like???

Straight up just ceding Taiwan huh

Love following world news like this 🤦‍♂️

New reaction image just dropped

Mitch you could have done something about this....

criminal ass government

First big L from Mamdani. Don't expose children to FIFA :(

This guy is deranged.

oh compliance costs, you say? can I assume you're also in favor of eliminating work requirements for food stamps and other welfare benefits? no? weird

He repeats this to the mirror every morning, trying not to cry.