Oh to be gay in the summer in a speedo on your dirty balcony with an iced coffee nursing a hangover

In office every day is legitimately aging my body

Breastfeeding at the brewery is wild. Free the nipple but take that newborn home

Shamelessly promoting my YouTube channel where I post videos of my boyfriend doing his various hobbies because my 8-5 is draining me of creativity

It seems we all do our time in Irvine eventually

Arms idk

And fuck capitalism

It’s 7:40am and my new ex-marine boss definitely saw my thong at the urinal

I love fall and winter but I do miss speedos/drinks on the beach

It’s #fcf (fuck capitalism Friday)

not to be the friend that’s too woke lmao but did we need this? to broadcast the ins and outs of gay hookup culture? why do straight people need to know? feels like articles like this aim to make everyone see the world of gay sex as something to demonize but it isn’t theirs to understand - so why?

the life of a showgirl

Missing my boy bad rn

CANNOT stop buying clothes and I don’t make that much money

I have no pride fit ideas and my vision is impossible to nail down without learning photoshop 😣

We’re having a Dehydrated & Delirious Summer yall. Put that water down!

me waking up today:

Your boyfriend isn’t a golden retriever he’s just fucking stupid

“Popular with friends” and it’s just a bunch of cocks and Addison Rae

Playing with my balls at the office again 🙄 bored

Idk if I’ve experienced twink death so much as a gentle twunk awakening

I just turned in my last paper for my masters. What now

Is anybody else losing it this week? Slipping from reality? Disassociating beyond belief?

so glad it's "hold your cock to the side and show your balls" tuesday tomorrow

Ass not getting any fatter but my love handles are??????????????

i hate april fools so much

Gay guy Friday? Prove it. Fag out or get out

Super horny the past few days. Should I get into gooning?

Crying babies love the DMV

I’m glad yall are obsessed with white lotus because I’m not gonna watch it but I do enjoy seeing updates

When the preworkout makes your skin burn 🙂‍↕️

Can’t be gay tonight because I have a cold and I might buy a gun

If I strike out on another first date I’m gonna start fist fighting

Better see the same level of outrage for Arrietty stealing Jewels’ jokes as Onya got for stealing Jewels’ fabric #DragRace

Rooting for you tonight sis

A girl just told me Luigi and I would make a cute couple

Broke up with my boyfriend. Horny 😔

I've been very productive at work today.

Just quit my antidepressants and shaved my chest 😎 the world is my oyster

can we stop posting about sports and discuss real fag topics

Tiktoks beginning to worry me with the slight increase in pro government adds I’m seeing hha haha hahahahh…