just met the queens from salt lake city 🍀💕

conservatives and techies learning that california/SF really is heaven on earth and now flooding us with their stupid “hot” takes

took this in the middle of an earthquake idgaf

katseye causing the final nail in the coffin on kpop groups being invited to the grammys

there is just something incredibly sinister about heather gay and whitney rose

we come to this place for magic

it’s time to admit that katseye makes shit music and we need to stop letting them get away with it

we’re about to start 2026 with newjeans disbanding, more katseye brainrot slop, AND threats of a BTS comeback? and i’m supposed to be happy?

oh don’t mind the trash bags lining the walls

lisa, mary, and meredith hardcore carrying #RHOSLC on their shoulders. angie has done nothing but bark at lisa and talk about being greek for the 8th million season in a row. bronwyn’s cute but a flip flopper. bad weather…. just annoying and lacking IQ in their inbred brains

fred again taking me to evil places i don’t ever venture out to (daly city)

whitney rose you will always be a flop. worry bout your bankrupted MLM’s and your marriage before you lie on other people

the queen graced me with her presence

when someone asks me who’s the queen of RHOSLC, i tell them it’s the one who can block water with her powers

if the world series was dodgers vs. al qaeda I’d be rooting for al qaeda

me and the woman that raised me

brought the sexsi to addison rae

desperate for a ticket to lorde in berkeley 😒 please don’t make me pay $400 to see her

there’s been at least like 5 baby earthquakes in the past month y’all….

i live in the prettiest city ever 💖

i need to get back into running

shitty album, bitchy personality, MAGA social circle, silent on social issues, biblical greed, clearing checks for reviews, and now using AI in promo? we are not dragging her enough!

❤️

the irony of swifties trying to drag beyonce and olivia (who was a TEENAGER at the time) for years about sampling and interpolation but now wanna gag about the same shit, except their fave doesn’t credit anyone! let’s see those 50% royalties tayfraud

charli didn’t even have to lift a finger and the whole internet and the critics are whacking tay! get that blonde barbie for me! get her again!

when i go to the club i wanna hear those tay lashings tay lashings tay tay lashings

sympathy is a knife so good it had boring barbie writing a diss track over a year later and failing miserably, even the swifties are embarrassed 😭

these leaked life of a showgirl lyrics…. no wonder she dropped so many variants without teasing the actual music

SF really loves its public transit, baggu tried ripping off the BART logo for merch without permission and now they’re getting dragged allllll over social media

so the brat BART shirt was a major hit yet again

earthquake just shook the whole house at 3am and my fatass still wondering if my doordash is almost here 😒

annual migration to my favorite shipping pier 🪩

proud to support these women in their first year 💜

went to weho last night and saw zero fights… we’re losing tradition

fighting off the sunday scaries!

THE SHOOTER WAS A WHITE MAN

little did we know what was in store for us….

this is disgusting… the status quo democrats are so fucking useless

tgif (thank god i’m fly)

omw to taco tuesday trivia night

who up laboring their day

early morning runners might be onto something bc wdym i can start my days off like this?

streets saying #he is dead….

the sun has finally blessed the city of san francisco today

tinashe stands with lisa, not angie KKK #RHOSLC

meredith getting the whitney treatment when heather is right there is a disgrace #RHOSLC

new mirror pic just dropped

in the past 24 hours i’ve cooked dinner for bf and i, meal prepped lunch for the week, cooked for the company potluck, and baked banana bread for fun

at the gym working out at the cables and some bitch just back kicked me in the ass 😭

boyfriend thinks he can terrorize me with the new taylor swift album when he has yet to see my rage that spawns during 49ers football season