A cherry lip, a bonny eye, a passing pleasing tongue

I wish I was as clever as Sabrina Carpenter with sexual innuendos

EA getting purchased by combination of supervillains wasn’t on my bingo card, but then again we ARE on the most heinous timeline so everything is pretty much business as usual

Best friend doesn’t make ren faire plans with me 😕 Doesnt mention it until I tell group chat that I intend to go, says she’s happy to carpool but on day I already have plans 😩 I go alternate day, have SUCH fun w/ brother, group chat asks if bff enjoyed: “didnt go, everyone bailed,* just slept” 😤

True sign of friendship is when u present a new oc and ur friend goes “does he need a boyfriend”

Our remedies oft in ourselves do lie, Which we ascribe to heaven.

lets go ghouls

about to walk into october like

welcome to another season of top dilfs! relive the top 5 from last year's edition. remembering that all the classifieds from the last editions are already on the list, so only send new names.

nay, let him choose Out of my files

Wedding dress https://botfrens.com/collections/223/contents/96837

Happy Hades 2 day to all the girlies, gays, enbys and bisexuals.

loustat bookmark 😈

Redingote https://botfrens.com/collections/223/contents/100508

nothing hits quite like having an OC you ship with your friend's OC and your chat is just putting them in Situations. extremely excellent, only thing that's keeping me sane these days, highly recommend.

Porn where the monster and the fuckee both pause and look to the heavens to ask Christ for his consent first.

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Will it be ever thus?

guys, the rapture didn't take me. It must be because of my ao3 history 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

only reason i gaf about the jimmy kimmel thing was bc i won't have the people's most beloved prince Lou Wilson lose his job

happy bisexual awareness day!!!! 🌈🌈🌈

twenty fucking dollars in this economy?? cancel that shit

I did NOT get it BUT they offered me a solo (Lounge Singer) + featured ensemble so we're quite pleased all the same

DISNEY: "OK, we are putting Jimmy Kimmel back on the air. You can resubscribe now." ME: "I unsubscribed because you immorally bowed to fascism. I'm not going to resubscribe because you immorally bowed to finances."

i think that more people have to realise that there is no prize for being the most morally correct person ever you absolutely can think "bad" things and you can have weird fantasies and you can explore them in art I'd even say that exploring them in art is one of the healthiest things you can do

#InterviewWithTheVampire #iwtv #iwtvsky Jacob Anderson and Sam Reid sit down to play a game of "Bite It or Bury It" for AMC!

1/3 called back for the part, they had me read AND sing before the other two. We’ll keep ya posted 🧿🧿🧿

Happy fall stoat day

Andaleeb Banta's #ArtHerstory post offers insights into the works of C18th artist #BarbaraReginaDietzsch, as well as into her working methods. artherstory.net/barbara-regi...

From the archives of All Things Georgian, 'Life below stairs - the duties of a Georgian housemaid' - wp.me/p3JTNy-Tr

Although she experienced only moderate success in her lifetime, Rolinda Sharples (1793-1838) is now regarded as one of the most important artists in the history of Bristol and also among the finest female artists of the Georgian era. 1/2

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i'm against the new TOS because no matter how uncomfortable you are with certain subjects, it's very easy to see how bad-faith interpretations of art could be weaponized, especially against marginalized artists, who are more likely to be targeted for harassment #bskycensorship

As someone with a proto-German Doctor in regency d&d, I am VERY annoyed by how Sandition incorporates Deutsch into every one of Dr. Fuchs' lines. We know he's German. When a different character calls him "Herr Doktor" he goes "Oh, Miss Hankins, you spreche my sprache" 🙄 You're being performative.

Disney adults canceling subscriptions, vacations, etc really are making the Harry Potter adults that threw a fit over a $60 video game look like huge bitches

pirate Roan! she keeps serving stage looks!

an overwhelming nostalgia for the superwholock era just hit me

(girl who wants to wash the dishes with you for the rest of her life voice) uh, you wanna VC later??

John Henry Dearle

Eliza Read's collection of embroidery designs from the 1800s has some wonderful patterns: archive.org/details/MAB....

the way that goofy movie is so good for no reason, is proof that all the movies that are not good could actually be way better

I drew porn for fun now I'm drawing it for fun and spite

more fiction should have explicit sex scenes that aren't important to the plot actually

Don’t forget to leave milk and cookies out for Earth, Wind & Fire tonight

you literally can't stop people from doing freaky stuff