Please stop saying “No one voted for this” when they goddamn well did.

All I can say about the Iran negotiations is~ Nobody rewrites history better than an abusive man

Donald Trump has done more damage to the United States of America than any foreign enemy accomplished in our nation’s 250-year history.

Can we stuff with the TACO stuff already? This dude is a legitimate threat to the world, and this acronym feels so remarkably unserious

Somehow, I can actually imagine the Doctor saying this to a cadet at the academy. #StarTrek #StarTrekMemes #StarTrekVoyager

I would not support terrorism or political violence. But some might suggest that Trump’s wars, whether Venezuela, Iran or wherever else he chooses to go in the future, may lead to some seeking retaliation.

Cartoonist: Pat Bagley

The Republicans finally elected a president who completely and accurately reflects their character: A Loser.

Good morning to that one guy who keeps wishing me (and every other Dem) a good morning because I voted for Kamala Harris.

TUESDAY: “A whole civilization will die tonight.” WEDNESDAY: “It’s a beautiful thing.”

me: our cat is not eating dinner properly for days wife: thats right wife: we are v concerned me: thats right vet: who feeds him at what time me: me at 5 wife : me at 7 vet: Let me make a suggestion

JUST IN: Iran fires new missile barrage at Israel minutes after Trump’s ceasefire announcement. Turns out, the deal didn’t include Israel.

“You’re not supposed to use your phone while driving.” “Got it. Let’s install large tablet touchscreens in almost every single new car.”

So there’s no regime change, we lift all sanctions against them going back decades, they retain missile and drone capabilities, they control the strait and can charge tolls, and keep their enriched uranium. So much for “unconditional surrender.”

Explain it to me like I’m five. I really don’t understand how anyone, especially those that claim to be Christian, can still support someone that is already on the record saying he wants to wipe out a whole segment of the population.

Don’t worry. Someone even worse will be the replacement.

If the argument against Pam Bondi attending Congress to testify is “she’s no longer AG.”, could they simply issue a fresh subpoena for Todd Blanche?

To better understand the movie, I played Super Mario Galaxy today. Am I a bit thick if I don’t quite understand what I’m supposed to do?

And just think, Kemi Badenoch and Nigel Farage wanted us to join this madness.

Don’t you know this pissed the taco off!

This, in its own way, is as delusional and disastrous as his pledge to wipe out their civilization just yesterday.

Congress is completely useless at this point.

Who's going to tell him that those were all wars approved by Congress and this is ... not?

lol wut

Steven Colbert’s show will be replaced by the Byron Allen show. And who watches that shit. Bye bye CBS.

Don't taco Tuesday this shit. Millions of people spent the day wondering if they would get vaporized, and no one in our government stood up to him. Nothing cutesy about it.

Obviously the generals were all sacked because they advised against this madness.

Before posting, don't forget to let Reform Ltd & Nigel Farage know your heart-felt feelings about them all over the leaflet ... meme via Paul Hodgson

This mother fucker was never shot. He raped children, His wife fucked Epstein, He started a war to distract from the fact… He’s all over the Epstein Files. And he’s Guilty as Fuck. Did I miss anything?

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Kanye West got blocked from Britain for praising Hitler. Trump hasn’t faced any consequences for acting like Hitler.

Sponsors like Pepsi and Paypal dropped out of the Wireless Festival after Kanye West was announced as the headliner.

Reminder: If FIFA weren't an organized crime ring, they would have removed the US's status as World Cup host already.

Nobody's getting raptured you disphits, that was never in the Bible.

Ex Deputy National Security Advisor for Strategic Communications and Speechwriting under Obama👇🏽

Hey, FIFA! You need to cancel all World Cup games scheduled to be played in the United States and redistribute those games to be played either in Canada or in Mexico. The US must be sanctioned! #StopTrump

Congress just convene yourself without Johnson, pick a new leader and impeach this guy

I wonder how much Eric and Junior made betting on the futures market.

For the record, I don't want to hear ever again how a cartoonishly evil tyrant is unrealistic and shouldn't be used, be it in D&D, books, movies, games, etc...

What if the United States had a Congress?

Crockett: “Targeting civilians would, in fact, be a war crime — this man is deranged, unstable, & unfit to lead. He thinks this is a game Republicans need to find their backbone, rein him in, & end this reckless war before more innocent lives are lost & this escalates into something far worse”

Just played a video game where you can get the bad guys and experience a modicum of justice. Highly recommend.

Does the two week ceasefire just mean that we’ve all got to worry where he’ll invade next?

say what you want about South Korea, at least THEY got their president impeached and thrown in prison for trying to do some bullshit

Pet your dogs, everyone, and appreciate that they have no idea what is happening in this fucked up world.

Logging on

Things that help calm the nervous system, quickly: - Box breathing (in for 4, hold for 4, out for 4, hold for 4, repeat) - Immerse your face in cold water (activates mammalian dive reflex) - Humming (stimulates vagus nerve) - Exercise (anything helps, outside even better) - Impeachment and removal

I couldn't breathe because I was laughing so hard. That bird's an asshole! 😂😂😂😂😂 Best with volume up.