this Mets team is so much fun (he says, ignoring this past weekend as if it didn’t happen)

Do you ever wonder what James McCann is doing?

the entire democratic party needs to bury every clinton consultant at sea and just go pritzker mode. how much bigger a softball can they give you than a suit saying “we want your entire lineage in factories forever”

will be chasing the high of that top of the fourth inning for the rest of my life

the New York Mets, who are GOOD

it’s been such a joy to watch this team

our shortstop is big and beautiful and we love him

OUR BIG BEAUTIFUL SHORTSTOP

the mets are 12-7 without alvarez, mcneil, manaea, montas and with like half their lineup not hitting this team is GOOD

The administration is a perfect storm of dumb people who enjoy inflicting pain and are addicted to psychotic cruelty and quadrupling down. It ends in total ruin if you don't impeach him.

the reason why its important for the media to call dumb as dog shit conspiracy theorists exactly what they are is bc if they get power they could light global stability on fire less than 3 months after taking power

i haven't seen a lefty with this much goodwill in NY since FDR

15 more years of Juan Soto on the Mets

Jacob Barnes is still pitching in a big league bullpen in 2025, good to know

My working theory is the Atlanta Braves have yet to recover from Francisco Lindor’s home run in Game 161

You can totally see how this mf bankrupted a casino.

JOE BUCK: Welcome to hour 25 of Cory Booker’s floor speech [Sun rises] [Sun keeps getting bigger] BUCK: yes [World engulfed by flames] BUCK: oh god yes

Cory Booker up there just remembering some guys now. Scattered applause as he mentions Glenallen Hill and Pokey Reese and Ed Sprague.

gotta say, I love it when the Mets win a ballgame

finally nuked the ol’ Twitter account today, I hope this place will suffice!

the New York Mets, who are good

The Mets!

Is anybody else out there excited about the Mets?

Looks like I've made an embarrassing public mistake. Time to do what alpha males like me do in these situations: whine and avoid accountability

the clearest proof Jackie Robinson was one of the most consequential people in history is that nearly a century after he started playing baseball, cowards are still working tirelessly to shut him up

If you cannot honor an American hero like Jackie Robinson -- and especially if you go out of your way to attempt to ERASE him -- you are a white supremacist. That's just a simple fact. It's high time that everyone say that in clear terms. That we call these people what they are.

Chuck Schumer right now

the only person even worth considering conversation about primarying is Durbin, the rest are so far off we'll be lucky to have a country by then, and even Durbin is still 20 months away. "Primary them" is not an option. "Make them resign" is a much better one.

okay you’ve got my attention

thered be calls for impeachment if a dem did this

really staggering the amount of damage theyve done in just two months, gonna take generations to rebuild the american infrastructure and international trust theyve completely demolished

the prophecy is fulfilled

david stearns got me out here believing the mets rotation can still thrive without manaea and montas

Can’t believe Twitter keeps crashing despite Elon hiring the best 19-year-old interns that racism has to offer

remember what twitter used to be like back in the day? I miss that

did the bird app finally kick the bucket?

If a Democrat fired 100 FAA employees and put a freeze on hiring air traffic controllers 8 days before an airport plane crash, there would be a right-wing and media frenzy for weeks.

hi bluesky, the mets got juan soto

a bunch of teams have just straight up stopped giving out pitching contracts based on “how he performed by ERA/FIP/DRA/etc” in favor of underlying traits/characteristics/modeled future performance under our plan, but the vast majority of even sabermetric commentary relies on the former

steven matz is going to turn 34 years old this season, in case you wanna feel really old

what do you think rickey henderson is up to right now

had a dream that the mets traded for carlos gonzalez, so good to know that my subconscious is still somehow stuck in the wilpon era

hmm, seems the Vines really are gone for good now, guess I'll have to repost them here