Next stop: The postseason. 🛻 With San Jose’s loss to Vancouver, we’ve clinched our spot in the Audi 2025 MLS Cup Playoffs!

Well, shit

The man of the moment. 😎

BUKARI SAID LET'S DANCE. Wonderful play from our No. 1️⃣1️⃣ to set up Guilherme Biro for the finish!

Austin FC fans, we all love the Armadillo sign.moveon.org/petitions/re...

This is incredibly beautiful storytelling.

Young Wakefield footballer signs contract with USA Major League Soccer club Austin FC #LocalToOssett #westyorkshire

Even MLS doesn’t know its own history somehow. The Metro Stars had a season with 19 winless games in 1999. @sethrau.bsky.social

This week’s @sufferingpod.bsky.social where we talk about whatever that was last night, preview the US Open Cup, and come up with a movie idea involving Jockeys. #AustinFC podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/s...

In his book Cruyff mentions that players loose accuracy the more they run. Maybe the reason #AustinFC is so good defensively comes at the cost of our offense.

Here's the DOGE mistake, beautifully visualized: If you don't go where the money is, you don't save much money. www.nytimes.com/interactive/...

Dems look like they're bidding on fascism at a silent auction

Gregg is a former Marine and Forest Service ranger. He's saved the lives of hikers dangling off a cliff or going through cardiac arrest, and he's bravely fought forest fires to save small rural towns. 100% of his salary is paid by WA state. Elon fired him. Share his story.

𝘼𝙇𝙒𝘼𝙔𝙎 𝙃𝙀𝙍𝙀, 𝙔𝙀𝘼𝙍 𝘼𝙁𝙏𝙀𝙍 𝙔𝙀𝘼𝙍 One more day till the supporter’s section comes alive again. Anyone have any guesses on whether there will be a tifo? Asking for a friend 👀

The real hierarchy of needs

Punxsutawney Phil predicts four more years of fascism.

this new Tesla speedometer looks awful

CIA Realizes It’s Been Using Black Highlighters All These Years

I don't even know what to say quite honestly

This is perfect explanation

Austin, we will rebuild ❤️

I can’t express enough how disturbed I am by the Nazi salute of this apartheid asshole. I hope people finally wake up and quit buying Tesla, posting on X or buying anything else remotely connected to Musk.

anyway

Elon: “Heil Hitler” the press: “hmmm I wonder what he means by this”

Can convert profit from DP, but it's very difficult to do so. Austin paid $7 million fee for Driussi, + at least $5,377,500 in base (excluding bonuses we don't know about, but can assume he hit bonuses over the last three seasons). So they'd need to make north of $12.5 million to begin converting.

so after digging, I don’t think you can actually realize any GAM for selling a non-TAMable DP: www.mlssoccer.com/news/mls-boa... (Dec 2023) the increase to $3m in July 2024 in realizable GAM doesn’t say anything about a change to DPs, so I’m guessing selling Driussi would not yield any GAM

Austin FC Vibes…

Looking forward to Hernan of @waatvofficial.bsky.social guesting on the @herculezg.bsky.social VAMOS pod.

That’d be all #mls

DP9! Welcome home Brandon Vazquez. Very excited about our future. #LISTOS He Joins Austin FC as Designated Player for Club-Record Transfer Fee www.austinfc.com/news/brandon...

It always helps when you have a tall person (like, say, a Brandon Vazquez) taking the selfie

What a welcome for our new No. 9️⃣!

Brandon Vazquez enjoying some music with three new necessary scarves

Turning a dial that says 'dystopian' and looking at the crowd for reaction

Here’s the thing Austin FC fans should be excited with Nico Estevez: he has a reputation of attracting players to play with him. Arriola, Lletget are players who spoke highly of him and wanted to play for him in Dallas. Wouldn’t be surprised if that played a role in players like Ilie/Vazquez coming

The general consensus on the Ilie Sánchez signing is that it’s a great ‘amuse bouche’ signing as long as there’s still a ‘pièce de résistance’ incoming.

I hope Apple and Major League Soccer get their act together and work on improving the experience. We shouldn’t be subjected to the same commercials over and over again, we shouldn’t have to switch shows after a game, etc…. Here’s to a great 2025 MLS fans!

New Moontower episode just dropped. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/m...

That time the Archbishop of Liverpool got on the wrong side of Jabba the Hutt.

We’ve all been there.

A new development in the Leagues Cup saga as Liga MX president Mikel Arriola confirms midweek matches instead of month-long Summer pause. Sources add Liga MX teams pushed for this change. www.espn.com/soccer/story...

New Rivalry Name Just Dropped. #MLS #FCDallas #AustinFC

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller December 13,1951

Legend! STUUUUUUUU!

With 1️⃣4️⃣3️⃣, @bradstuver.com secured the most saves of 2024 season! A first-class goalkeeper 🧤

Always a good listen to my favorite podcast www.moontowersoccer.com