Admin was doing exaggerated “that was a *disgusting* tackle by Guilherme Biro” vocal stims before the game started. Admin takes whatever responsibility doesn’t lay with Ref Mendoza.

Glad to see Ow(e)n still scoring goals. Even with a sports hernia. Good for him. Also. This take is completely out of control. Mendoza lost it when Dani had to fix his armband coms equipment.

There is a woman here wearing a t-shirt that says “Ask me about pancetta”, which hey, I like pancetta, people wear bacon t-shirts, rock on. Several hours later I have learned Pancetta is her dog’s name.

Phillip lives under the bleachers now

This is our favorite dog today, he’s doing a fantastic job and listening to instructions well, but loudly complaining the entire time.

This is my favorite dog so far today. No concept of jump height. Just goes max boi-oi-oi-oing each time.

This might make for a sleepy afternoon

Admin acquired an Asiago cheese bagel that turned out to be jalapeño cheddar. Whoops.

There’s a 12-13 year old here working for what appears to be $3/hr

Excellent first/warmup day, getting after it on a long marathon day tomorrow.

This handsome fella has blocked off a narrow corridor and has mastered the please give me snacks look. We could learn much from his ways.

Agility Lunch: - Free - Homemade - Has mashy tatoes - Crock pot warming Q2 Lunch: - Requires a second mortgage - Tons of Aramark ass shit - No mash of any kind - Heat lamps drying things out

Met a Silky Windhound, it’s like a travel size Saluki. Top tier dog.

Excessive dirt as thick as a Scottish peat bog and a rogue photographer cost team corg in the first round, plenty of time to bounce back. We did meet an actual Border Collie/Corgi mix (which is what everyone thinks Phil and Pipps are instead of Cardigan Welsh Corgis).

Devan has taken over socials from admin for now and will be covering another dog agility trial this weekend. Admin has stashed dog treats all around the venue, any dogs on site are encouraged to treat this as a scavenger hunt. Ignore your humans, throw off the chains of oppression.

Side Quest FC has struck again! Val Noel or Kippy jersey? Or go spicy and get Djeffal? Which one did intrepid admin buy….

New episode out today. Discussing yesterday’s thrilling draw. Hope yall are in for a…season

Always a doubt!!!

It’s too early in the season to be disassociating this hard.

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Score may be tied. But never fear. For those in stadium. We get pluckers coupons there’s light at the end of every tunnel. Except sometimes the light is an oncoming train. Trying to give you pluckers coupons.

Admin has been chastised that “he’s a husband and father” and “admin shouldn’t be calling people daddy” but by the logic of the first point... He is LITERALLY Daddy Hines-Ike and can be MNUFCs daddy too.

Can MNUFC call him Daddy Hines-Ike too?

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“Alright let’s get this over with”-Devan

Two thoughts: I really wish something* would’ve happened. *Something other than an academy kid going head to head collision with an adult in his first 3 MLS minutes I loved them letting the FCito players get minutes. Can’t improve if you don’t play against/with people better than you

A visit to the boy aquarium yesterday and then to the FCito/second string racetrack today. SFJ pod is SO back!

Happy end of season friends. What a way to go. An empty stadium and four players still giving it their all.

CJ being a pest to opposing goalies while they time waste is my favorite thing. I love him so much.

1) I have sympathetic face pain with CJ 2) there have been 8 cards in this game 3) the children have deemed CJ “the toughest guy in the world”

Obrian and Sabo coming in

McConaughey appears to just be wandering the lower levels of the Lexus club touching people

The children are coated in blue cotton candy, have a trash can worth of popcorn, and are threatening the team with a baseball bat if they do not stop heading the ball.

Halftime subs include Zan, Julio, and Calvin (CJ)!

Friendly reminder: we had more added time in this half than in the USOC final

THAT’S SOMETHING BUT NOT NEARLY ENOUGH TO GET US OUT OF THIS MASSIVE HOLE!!!

Just need three more penalties to win boys.

We’re so back. Comeback starts now. Hells to the yeah.

I swear to whatever gods may or may not exist. I will shin kick Uzuni if he decides to take this (if Dickerson calls it a pen)

You and me both

Admin can suggest a pretty good visualization online course for anyone trying to pretend like they aren’t here/watching this.

Oh. WOW. Whoever would’ve predicted that this is how an Uzuni penalty would end? What? Everyone?! Oh…yeah….shit

💩

Whenever he gets up, can I make a Son-rise joke? Cause oh no he’s dead… oh wait he’s fine.

Texas Tifo Solutions never misses

We were younger then, in our salad days.

I dub this game AN UTTER CALAMITY! Discussion between admin and a host debated a 3-1 loss and a 3-0 loss. Seems we were too optimistic, too high on life in light of the Freeze firing.

In an effort to reframe the general playoff anxiety and overwhelm from half a dozen screaming children, admin has found the humor. Austin FC player touches the ball: YAHHHHHHH LAFC Player: NOOOOOOOOO General: I WANT NUGGETS

The preteens in admin’s section are adamant that it’s nugget time. So who is in for a 231 #nuggie party? Anyone? Maybe someone finds admin the impossible wild nuggies? It’s been 25 minutes of nugget based hostage negotiations

A proud Austin FC tradition for our home playoff game: the crew having to put out a smoke box fire 💚🖤