had one too many facepalm inducing interactions, waiting for my coworker to show up so I can take a breather my god

finally used the "sorry we don't serve racists" line 😊

DO YOU ???? - dashare.zone ADMIN

omg i need to stop spending money like i have it

taqueria c davenport

starting pluribus

i just find it so jarring that when i'm in online space i feel like an absolute idiot when it comes to gender & social dynamics compared to the folks here, and then i log off and have to serve straight guys that say shit like "why would you give me lighter that's a girl colour" (it's fuckin purple)

lip gloss make'em fuss cause imma make it work your doubt 전부 cut cuz imma make it work better WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK KEEP ON GOTTA RUN I KNOW I BETTER WORK

I think my boyfriend is such a wonderful person sometimes I wonder if I'm a detriment to his well being (just clarifying i'm not depressed rn just having thoughts!!)

DELELELELELELELELELELELELELE WOOOOOOOOOOOP

In refining 0x4BFF4C : 0xD2353D (Siena) in 00h 05m 04s 043ms I have brought glory to the company. Praise Kier. 6️⃣3️⃣3️⃣8️⃣8️⃣ 1️⃣4️⃣8️⃣0️⃣2️⃣ 4️⃣4️⃣9️⃣9️⃣8️⃣ 0️⃣1️⃣9️⃣8️⃣5️⃣ 2️⃣8️⃣3️⃣4️⃣3️⃣ #mdrlumon #severance 🧇🐐🔢💯 lumon-industries.com

i wish i knew what i wanted like this guy

too many stupid people have money; that's why I'm launching protein cigarettes

(when kpop is having a house trend) me, basic bitch: i love house music (when kpop is having a techno trend) me, basic bitch: i love techno music

did you know that the neutral state of not being suicidal is a bLeSSinG?

it's been sooo long since i was in such a good mood it's like i'm on crack, which i can only imagine bc i have never done crack

also me:

also I really need to cut down on beer, my god..

time to get my shit together

also times like these are when i'm so thankful for my boyfriend who has been my rock. i would honestly have left if i were in his shoes.

really really banking on pride month and slut summer to bring me back up to being a functional human

hey guys, im really sorry if i made any of you guys worried. turns out stopping your depression meds is bad for your depression. who knew???

really wish i didnt have to feel suicidal every year when mothers day and fathers day roll around

this whole time i thought mandy patinkin was a woman

PSA: if you need to argue with the employee that you're a regular, you are not a regular (or at least not as regular as you think you are)

Never met Tony Peters, don’t know who he is, but a million years ago on Facebook he posted this and I don’t think anyone’s ever put it better.

really depressed again logging off

it was so hot on my post-work walk that i spontaneously went into a value village to buy a $9 pair of skanky shorts, and now that i got changed it's suddenly cold out

idk how it's so busy at the store today but i've been trying to finish one episode of severance since noon and still half way through

the ketchup song lmfao

top 2 demographic of people who care the most about high terpenes: 2. people who smoke a lot of weed and have acquired taste for specific flavours & aromas 1. people who just learned what terpenes are

ahhhhhhhh it looks so nice out i can't wait for my after work walk!!!!

sometimes during my morning coffee i like to fantasize that after we die we get sent to purgatory where we all have to relive moments in our lives where we were fucking assholes to other people but thought we were in the right, but in the perspective of the other person, and it makes me smile

RFK Jr. Sucks Measles Vaccine Out Of Infant

so after the angry mom situation the other day we looked at the tapes to make sure we didn't actually serve someone underaged. funny thing: 1) the 16yr old daughter indeed visited us that night, but was denied service bc no ID 2) our guy got yelled at by the teen for doing his job

confused as to whether i'm actually having the best morning just hitting it off with everyone or if i'm about to have a huge mood swing crashout later today

i would make the sweetest sweet old lady

Nem todo herói usa capa

Comparing people’s living conditions in 1901 to now is already silly & serves no meaningful purpose so let’s talk about numbers that matter to Alive People In 2016 Elon Musk’s wealth was 11 billion dollars. Today it is 800 billion dollars. Federal minimum wage in 2009 was 7.25. Today it is 7.25.

my boss was trying to hang up flags in front of the business and came in for less than 2 minutes to grab something and some random person in the street stole the tools, flags, and even the half roll of duct tape in that time frame 💀

A class at my kids’ school put up little statements about the good they want to do in the world and I was over the moon about this one - then I learned they meant to say “teach people in jail” which is also good!

I don’t know what to tell you. This is art.

sometimes i click on people's profile to check if they finally got fed up of me and unfollowed me yet