i love when customers share little tidbits of their life, it makes me feel like i'm playing coffee time (which is also a great game)

everybody since heated rivalry dropped

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

back to work after a week and hearing stories about christmas shenanigans at the store, man am I glad I took christmas week off

had the worst quality sleep last night, woke up 5 or 6 times throughout the night each time for a different reason, having the absolute crankiest day so far. also missed meds yesterday and brain is going wild

i think the biggest things about me that changed since moving to toronto is the ability to yell at terrible toronto drivers

tis done

making cute home made scratch off tickets for my boyfriend as part of christmas, with big prizes like TRIP TO THAILAND (they are not winning tickets lmao)

fantasizing about me pulling a miranda priestly providing a list of loyal customers who would switch dispensaries as soon as i walk out

update: they have now cut an extra day of work next week as retaliation "since you want to take a break so much" i'm so fucking done lmao it's actually so unreal how they are reacting to, again, *just me being sick*

i can't believe i'm spending the first 3 days of my first ever week off being SICK??????? i'm so mad you guys

im starting to REALLY realize what my coworker meant when he said "you're the first one to make it past a year"

i was never a fan of ninki mijaj and i'm glad i never bothered

thank you guys for letting me rant and showing support. it did make me feel a lot better :)

ahhh this reminds me of my old old boss who told me that i need to let him know in advance if i "plan" on being sick. (i wish i was joking)

i just want a normal job with normal people for once in my life

+ my coworker who works Mon~Fri needed to go to the embassy (that doesn't open in the weekends) and had to switch shifts with me (because there is literally no other time available) and management was like "he needs to stop bringing personal drama into work" i'm like WHAT DRAMA??

so sick of retail workers being held to impossible standards and are expected to twist their entire lives around for the business

i've been bedridden for the past 3 days (doing better today) because of a flu and called off work for the first time in 2 years, and got a giant paragraph text about how i need to be responsible lmao

tired me just now: would you like a bottle of a bag?? i mean would you like a bottled paper, i'm sorry i mean would you like a paper bottle i mean a paper bag sorry i'm so tired

i need therapy sooo bad right now but i do NOT want to speak to a therapist (or anyone) so idk

i love walking around at night when all the front lawns are illuminated with decorations

My response to anything over the next two weeks

someone was trying to pull the "how come you guys did this for me last time but can't do it this time" and then started getting snippy, so I said "that time we were trying to be nice and make your day easier, we'll make sure we don't make that mistake again" and he immediately goes

this is such a good dialogue box that actually is in this game

count him back in...

still not sure how to exactly react when someone randomly says "xie xie :)" to me

This is allyship

whenever someone rudely makes us go fetch a different bag because they don't like the buds etc. etc., we wait in the back for 10 seconds (industry secret) and bring out the exact same bag and without fail they go "that's what i'm talking about" and are happy with the "new" bag

connections puzzle i'm making for my boyfriend but i wanna see if this is solvable! TWIN BABY TAKE KITTY IVORY TRIPLE DOUBLE POTATO BLACK TOPIC DOG CALIFORNIA NEW QUEEN SUM ARIZONA any bored puzzleheads feel free to try and solve it :)

guys can i just rant about a really frustrating convo i just had because i wanna puke

EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING AND LOOK AT MY BABY 🍄

someone was a little short on money and said 'i think i tipped you a couple bucks over time idk just take it off of that' and left 😭

i got emotionally invested in a side character from alice in borderland s3 and i'm gonna be so devastated if they don't make it

just told a customer to "have an enjoy day" i think i need more coffee

The only Disney live action I care to see 👀

"I asked ChatGPT" "I asked Grok" Well, I asked the Sailor Moon fortune telling crystal ball. We are not the same.

who wouldn’t want this pervert steeping his green ass in your beverage

The cab inspector just visited

there's a REALLY cooky dooky guy i've been serving for almost 2 years, and every time he gets hash he says "i'm gonna eat it right now!" and i just assumed it's a weird joke, and today i found out that he literally chews and swallows it like toffee

apparently some sad shit happens in ep 4 of the gay hockey show so I will be stopping after ep 3

Dealing with the public will never not make me think of this. You'd think "take a picture [of the packaging]" would be obvious, but alas.

😭😭😭 i tell people to take a photo if they have trouble remembering the name and LET ME TELL YOU how many times someone shows me a PICTURE OF A JOINT

trying to consciously hold on to more kind interactions throughout my day

family-owned doesn't mean that everyone working at the place is part of one family...

can i just say this season of Canada's drag race is *CHEF'S KISS*

however I got some itty bitty rubber santa hats that are meant to cover your vape so life is kind of good right now

(venting to boyfriend about work) boyfriend: how do you not pull all of your hair out

“Did you like that necklace I got you? You don’t remember? I gave it to you last week. You said you loved it. You really forgot that quickly?”

my coworker is very likely quitting (done with customer base & management) next month and my mental health is already taking a hit from it