This amused me

I *might* detest this “talk to Windows AI” thing if I can curse it out. “Motherfucker, I want to move that ZIP file, not open it!” “You fucking bastard, I already authenticated into Office applications 3 times in the past 10 minutes!”

This is very good

It seems no actual Silver Spring Zombie Walk this year because of Purple Line construction! Though instead a DJed dance party, so cool I guess. Bethesda of course gets Purple Line on a tunnel. But obviously not cool enough for zombies!

Follow @slimeysmine.bsky.social for some of the best music on bsky. bsky.app/profile/slim...

ICE just arrested a singing giraffe in Portland.

English vloggers will announce a 'cheeky drink' after work and then film themselves having 3 cocktails at 7pm. On a weekday. I should move to England.

I sometimes think people don't see DC as a "real" city as it's the Capitol, but over 700K people call it home - so many families have been here for generations and exist outside of the people the rest of the country send here to govern. Pay attention to what is happening to us.

Send every ICE employee to the fucking Hague.

Trump went for a Covid shot and then set the CDC on fire. If that ain’t that asshole in a nutshell.

What he not saying is that his friends and cronies invested a fortune in Argentina since their guy Milei won, they stand to lose a big chunk of those fortunes the way things are going, and Argentina’s elections are in two weeks and we are tampering in them to bail Milei out.

the administration is laser-focused on making sure Americans don't get clean energy, so Saudi Arabia (Trump's paymaster) has someone to sell their oil to in 10 years when the rest of the world has moved on to solar+batteries

Look, he’s not dead, but even pretending he is hits like crack

Simple principle: if it would be a war crime when done to enemy soldiers, then it shouldn’t be done to civilians by the US government

And if it's important for the game to check, it's also important they get it right.

When my company has a company-wide meeting, I'm reminded it's headquartered in the UK. I should be getting Raspberry Pis as holiday gifts!

Genuinely cannot wait for this, it is going to redefine the ways a game can suck ass

Today I learned that Piers Anthony contributed to @bhaalspawn.bsky.social’s cursed library. At the thrift store: “The Color of Her Panties”, by Piers Anthony:

They took these US citizens naked and put them in zip ties and threw them in a van.

i dunno i think it would be pretty divisive of the frog not to take the scorpion at its word

At my local Giant Foods I want to the area with heat-at-home pizzas. There were many (over a dozen) boxes that turned out to be empty. I didn't have much time, so I opened the glass doors (open to the public) to try to find papperoni, etc. Rifled through, but all boxes were empty.

Best ever song ever: "Dancing Queen", by Abba. Fight me. No, seriously, fight me.

We're not at war with Venezuela, these boats are many hundreds of lines from our waters, much less our shores, there is no threat, this is just murder. I really do think everyone from the SecDef to the guy who pushed the button should be tried for murder on this.

What the hell is the matter with these fucking bastards? bsky.app/profile/anja...

And "Disco Inferno", by The Trammps at the end. Is there any better soundtrack? No. There is not.

Best movie soundtrack ever. And I mean *ever*: Saturday Night Fever 1) "Night Fever", Bee Gees 2) "More Than a Woman", Tavares 3) "A Fifth of Beethoven", Walter Murphy Disagree? F-ing fight me!

Silverstone really needs to get the FLP02 into retail channels ASAP. My (US) government is so deranged, I need some retail therapy to keep from stroking out. Micro Center has the FLP01, but not the FLP02 yet! www.silverstonetek.com/en/product/i...

Good morning. The government is shut down because Trump wants to act like a king and steal from you. Democrats have no obligation to support a budget that funds the destruction of our democracy - and DOUBLES health premiums to fund a tax cut for billionaires.

That meeting could have taken place via hologram.

How does USPS claim they deliver, but not deliver? I see “wait 48 hours because sometimes scanned for delivery but not physically delivered”. What the fuck is that? Stop fucking lying about delivering on time. Fuck the post office.

Several helicopters were flying over Silver Spring, just north of DC, a short time ago. I guess the generals are getting the fuck away from the shitshow.

Hey, look! Even more reason to hate EA: saddled with debt, and the remaining equity owned by Saudi Arabia and Trump’s son-in-law. What possibly could go wrong? 🫠 www.eurogamer.net/ea-privately...

Four fighter jets just flew over northern DC. I hope I have no need for alarm.

I think this is the only section of the Washington Post that doesn’t enrage me, either for content or editorial spin, these days.

The US has a deranged malignant narcissists surrounded by fascists, fools, scammers, and cultists. What could go wrong? bsky.app/profile/astr...

This bumbling cluster fuck of ICE kidnapping a guy, dropping his gun on the ground (because the dude doesn't even have a fucking holster), nearly drops his glasses, and then threatens to shoot a bunch of people, might be the most perfect encapsulation of the agency I've ever seen

People talk about “Constitutional crises”. If after all we’ve been going through, if this doesn’t cause a Constitutional crisis, that’ll be the evidence there is no more Constitution anymore. bsky.app/profile/cour...

I think I just made the best sandwich: Salad cream (e.g., Heinz) "Smoky Bacon" tempeh Tomato slices Marmite Colman's (English) mustard Shit, that was fabulous. Maybe even better than my Colman's-hummus-Marmite sandwich.

For anyone who doesn't like EA, looks like some group from Saudi Arabia is buying it. Not sure if better or worse. But good chance the launcher won't be the same as it was!

@thespaceskeleton.bsky.social, you've tried gaming on linux but decided to stay with Windows for now. I'm planning on upgrading my system. What distro did you try that caused problems for you!

We are so humiliatingly deep into tinpot dictatorship territory. The government has just brokered the coerced sale of a major media platform to an ally of the president, who is openly boasting about converting it into (even more of) a partisan propaganda outlet.

I’m in the US, so don’t have firsthand experience. But how well is a Brit Card going to go over in Northern Ireland? bsky.app/profile/the-...

Fighting antisemitism & protecting free speech in 2025 by firing Jewish federal employees on Rosh Hashanah for things they said on social media in 2017 🤔

It should be a very short episode because all it should say is no, it’s not legal.

Shhh let them cook

OMG. I had to listen to Donald Fucking Trump talk about Nvidia Blackwell GPUs. Should have asked for hazard pay. Listening to Trump is a hazard to one's intelligence and sanity.

Watching a third of the country beclown and degrade themselves in cultish devotion to this stumbling turnip makes me want to puke.

What in the ever loving fuck. These two people are married. How are they okay with a magazine article about them? Sociopaths, I guess... bsky.app/profile/kevi...

I’ve never seen so many cases of shit fuckery in a US presidential administration. And shitfuckers are dangerous to society, unlike people on the spectrum. Maybe RFK Jr should do something about that. Starting with himself. bsky.app/profile/atru...