i know i drew this but this is unironically fucking attractive why, it lights up some part of my brain that I cannot put my finger on maybe i just yearn for the calcium

Commission!

Bae, let me help u carry these 🖤 #farcille #yuri #NSFWart

oomf gave me a beautiful vision

All my friends keep calling me Tits-For-Brains when that's not even accurate! (Art by @charlatanmonarch.bsky.social... I am very normal about this...)

A buff bride for AmericanHistorian

Unfortunately my work computer is likely either dead or gonna cost a shit ton to fix. And for a whole slew of reasons im broke as shit. So if anyone is feeling like being generous i would greatly appreciate it. 💜💜 ko-fi.com/iceghost

Giri can be such a showoff sometimes...

hypnotising your girlfriend into completely believing that she's just another one of your make believe anime statue girlfriends and embodying the plastic dolly perfectly. it's normal if you jerk off into her thigh while she holds her pose, right? she's not real, not anymore. she's better now. fixed.

gonna go ahead and just leave this here yup

2P 🖤 #ニーアオートマタ

i mean cumming on me js basically like cumming on a figurine anyway

H O R S E

Only in the shower Iris realized something felt... different For @iriswolf.bsky.social

Girl who is distressingly controllable with snare drums

kiss-shot acerola-orion heart-under-blade...

bakushin!!

no more men period. take the estrogen or face oblivion.

I'm so fucking tired of men in media. Overdone. Trite. Hackneyed. Excessive. Unoriginal. Boring. Cliché. Pandering. Lowest-common-denominator algo-chasing mass-market slop. Enough. No more men in media.

"hey, i’m the one workin out here! why are you red-faced and panting?"

my politics

the horse part of victoria is so annoying

[girl who flashes her balljoints to everyone she sees] do u think anyone has figured out im a doll yet

the hot blooded cold blooded iron blooded

ノッブ

i really hope they appreciated the multilayered literary allusions in the name of my technique in their final moments alive

Ningen Calc X: Version 3.0 is now available! amaitorte.jp/images/extin...

in which victoria spends a shockingly long time (10 mins) trying to figure out how to edit a skin texture in CP77 so its V can have big boobs AND the shiny plastic doll skinn

Okay victoria definitely cannot read combat dolls until friday kay's robot girls always explode it violently for like 3 days

lets play a fun game called total up all the minutes i have lost to not having a car

all kennedys no exceptions

WHEN YOU FELL FROM HEAVEN Max moves from New York to California to start again. And Taylor, newly crowned captain of the cheer squad, sees someone with potential. CHAPTER 31: WHEN I COME AROUND Now live on Patreon for all $5 members! www.patreon.com/posts/when-y...

Kanbaru Suruga · Bakemonogatari manga

reading cheerleader story with my mp3 player going us fun bc there's a decent chance somethjng that plays got mentioned at least once in the book if not the chapter im on. anyway this time it was hey ya

BAKUSHIN to the pit!!

You can actually tell a real princess because she'll pretend to not know what sex is five minutes after sucking down her personal guard's "sidesword" to the hilt without gagging. It shows the maids have been doing their duty too!

(sweaty + pits) * victory = BAKUSHIN

"T-san, could you pass me a towel so i can wipe this sweat off" sorry i could not resist Bakushin pits

Hanekawa and Kaiki · Koimonogatari anime

Fucker Bowl

all victorias are pretty fuckable some are just very specific in their requirements

Alter fuckability tierlist