Proud to announce that I finished writing a fantasy one shot I'm quite fond of, called "Death, Stupidity and Taxes" :)

When I'm in charge, the first thing I'm doing is banning leaf blowers

Tragic news: I have found out that actually, my shit DOES stink

Gotta make mistakes to learn from mistakes

Move over sliced bread, there's a new queen bitch in town

Man, a lot of my childhood friends, peers, and bullies were REALLY jealous of my Neutron Style

Me repeating "making shitty art does not make me a shitty person" as I write the longest shitpost of my life

A light to me in dark places, when all other lights go out are my big tits and fat ass.

Remember when the jocks used to kick the shit out of the nerds. We could bring that back for incels and fascists.

Telling myself I'm invincible to manifest a shred of that confidence

Sorry I missed our wedding, the cat was asleep on my lap.

Everything I succeed at is to spite the gods that thought they could nerf me

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How am I supposes to plan for a campaign when I keep daydreaming about the party in kickass action montages

Played mouthwashing last night. Wow, that character that caused everything sure is an asshole.

Meet Jason Swift: a long time favorite pathfinder character of mine who also featureas in my story I've been working on. Determined to prove that he's the best thing since sliced bread, he's an asshole with a heart of... well. Maybe silver. Or bronze. Art by the lovely @lazyotona.bsky.social

(whispering near overflowing laundry basket) keep absolutely still. its vision is based on movement

Wagging my tail as I chase an illusion. Even if ai caught it, would I know what to do with it?

some days i feel too fragile for human interaction

Nnnngggghhhhhffffbbplbplbplbplbttt

I really have to stop tying my self-worth to how much work I get done in a day. It's a toxic habit I've developed over the years. You know the saying that office workers are productive for about 3 hours per day? That's me but sometimes I get blocked from even that.

That's it. Brain have no more gogo juice.

installing a security camera in my gift horse's mouth

I finished chapter three of my silly medieval fantasy story, "A Shitpost Gained Sentience." It should be up on AO3 and Deviantart, links in my about me. :) Bruno gets a quest from a wizard. Priests of Sarrenot (NOT Sarenrae, original god do not steal) stand nearby.

Thinking of getting back into magic the gathering. How long should I not shower/wear deoderant for first?

tragic: local author tries to generate some short story ideas and comes up with a novel-sized concept, now has a new novel WIP to add to the ever-expanding WIP pile.

Liking your own posts is self care actually

Every day I come closer to my tits being too large to boymode at work. When that day comes, it will be glorious.

I support an informed consent model for HRT. The doctor should have to make sure you know the risks, like that you might start getting into dogshit music.

The feminine urge to scream like a banshee and run into the woods

Cast it into the fire! Destroy it! ... no... *continues shitposting instead of writing*

Fighting the urge to roll around on the ground at work.

Is there a German word for the unyielding disappointment you feel when you start a new hobby and you’re once again not a savant-level genius at it immediately? Because there should be

Not liking and following me specifically is transphobia.

Ah lack of executive function... I have an appointment at 2pm today so all day will feel like I am late for the appointment.

Pawing at the internet dopamine machine like I haven't been fed in minutes

I never "knew I was a girl" I still don't "know that I'm a girl." I just want to be one so I'm choosing to be one every day.

Look in a mirror after meal Photoshop work

Any time my shitposts arent funny it's the microplastics fault

Get in loser, we're killing god.

i would literally beg on my knees for another 1.5 cup sizes, i would beg on my knees and eat out the titty goddess sloppy style for 1.5 cups

Feed me pretty and tell me I'm a pizza

Yearning to violently beat ICE agents with a crowbar. ✨️Hot girl shit✨️

Thanks brain I wanted to be awake at 3 am. Exactly what I wanted

have you heard of our lord and savior progesterone?