did you think about me today or do i have to be more annoying

can't fucking wait to turn 36 and become a double adult who can watch mega pornography and buy the good cigs that make you healthier

Ohhhh shit I completely forgot this bluesky shit existed. Hi hello hi! Thought I'd let everyone know that I scrappes the story I was working on and started it over. I have a short prologue and two chapters done so far! Should be an AO3 link on my profile if you're curious. :)

Who daaaares awake the queeeeen from her slumbeeeerrrr. *it's 10 am. Alarms all ignored. Half on the floor tangled in sheets.* Ffffuuuuuuuck.

logging on

Looking for October, anyone know where it went?

Follow my inapiration? Well I'm INSPIRED to be a cranky bitch

Fucking around: free spirited. Being your best self. Reconnecting with your inner child. Finding out: systemic oppression rooted in class warfare and prejudice. Inherently evil In this essay I will -

"Until my final breath, I will NEVER understand how January 6th wasn't the last straw for EVERYONE."

a straight jacket made for two

Chasing my antidepressants with a can of beer

I would eat my veggies, but many veggies are green. As we all know, green is not a creative color. How can I create if I'm full of green?

This week I do solemnly swear to do my absolute best to not fuck any pumpkins.

Proud to announce that I finished writing a fantasy one shot I'm quite fond of, called "Death, Stupidity and Taxes" :)

When I'm in charge, the first thing I'm doing is banning leaf blowers

Tragic news: I have found out that actually, my shit DOES stink

Gotta make mistakes to learn from mistakes

Move over sliced bread, there's a new queen bitch in town

Man, a lot of my childhood friends, peers, and bullies were REALLY jealous of my Neutron Style

Me repeating "making shitty art does not make me a shitty person" as I write the longest shitpost of my life

A light to me in dark places, when all other lights go out are my big tits and fat ass.

Remember when the jocks used to kick the shit out of the nerds. We could bring that back for incels and fascists.

Telling myself I'm invincible to manifest a shred of that confidence

Sorry I missed our wedding, the cat was asleep on my lap.

Everything I succeed at is to spite the gods that thought they could nerf me

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How am I supposes to plan for a campaign when I keep daydreaming about the party in kickass action montages

Played mouthwashing last night. Wow, that character that caused everything sure is an asshole.

Meet Jason Swift: a long time favorite pathfinder character of mine who also featureas in my story I've been working on. Determined to prove that he's the best thing since sliced bread, he's an asshole with a heart of... well. Maybe silver. Or bronze. Art by the lovely @lazyotona.bsky.social

(whispering near overflowing laundry basket) keep absolutely still. its vision is based on movement

Wagging my tail as I chase an illusion. Even if ai caught it, would I know what to do with it?

some days i feel too fragile for human interaction

Nnnngggghhhhhffffbbplbplbplbplbttt

I really have to stop tying my self-worth to how much work I get done in a day. It's a toxic habit I've developed over the years. You know the saying that office workers are productive for about 3 hours per day? That's me but sometimes I get blocked from even that.

That's it. Brain have no more gogo juice.

installing a security camera in my gift horse's mouth

I finished chapter three of my silly medieval fantasy story, "A Shitpost Gained Sentience." It should be up on AO3 and Deviantart, links in my about me. :) Bruno gets a quest from a wizard. Priests of Sarrenot (NOT Sarenrae, original god do not steal) stand nearby.

Thinking of getting back into magic the gathering. How long should I not shower/wear deoderant for first?

tragic: local author tries to generate some short story ideas and comes up with a novel-sized concept, now has a new novel WIP to add to the ever-expanding WIP pile.

Liking your own posts is self care actually

Every day I come closer to my tits being too large to boymode at work. When that day comes, it will be glorious.

I support an informed consent model for HRT. The doctor should have to make sure you know the risks, like that you might start getting into dogshit music.

The feminine urge to scream like a banshee and run into the woods

Cast it into the fire! Destroy it! ... no... *continues shitposting instead of writing*

Fighting the urge to roll around on the ground at work.