@everyone come to mastodon, sheev is making references you won't get

Tim waltz HATES me

Oh the outlet next to my bed DOES work, but only one of the two

heyy are u alright i couldn't help but notice u didn't acknowledge the post i made specifically to get ur attention

Very concerning to see Newsweek cite AltNPS as though it's a real source. Newsweek! Buddy! AltNPS has plagiarized FROM YOU multiple times!

Y'all.....

Wizard Kitty's missing fish #wizardkitty #cats #kitty #wizard #comic #cat #comicstrip #webcomics #magic #drawing #pencildrawing #art #joke #猫 #gato #caturday #neko #mouse #mice

🤔 edyn jam v001

Now with verrence still gone, you gotta watch this now.

i think maybe in your former land you were known far and wide by your title. they just ate birds a lot there. it was a pun that stuck. they couldn't eat you though because your jokes were enough to keep you safe until you found bluer skies

Bûche de Luçay from P. Jacquin Soft French 🐐🧀 log with bloom rind. Soft and mild, buttery, typical goat tang. There's more going on, but frankly, I'm confusing it with the next cheese I review.

Caña de Oveja from Mitica Soft Spanish 🐄 🧀 with bloom rind. Unlike the goat version reviewed earlier, this log has a more solid, almost chalky, center. Earthy aroma, very lemony flavor.

Apricity from Alemar Cheese Company Soft Minnesota (last cheese before move to California)🐄 🧀, acid coagulated, with bloom rind. Slightly yeasty aroma. Lactic tartness leads, butter and fermented fruit follow. Fluffy, fudge texture, melts in mouth. Had a very old sample.

Brigante (Classic) from Pinna Semi-soft Italian (Sardinia) 🐑🧀 with thin wax coat. Delicate milky aroma. Pleasant fresh cheese flavor with a touch of caramel. Develops a bit of sharpness in aftertaste. Available in flavored varieties.

Sawtooth from Cascadia Creamery Semi-soft Washington 🐄 🧀 with washed rind. Yeasty, musty aroma. Strong, complex flavor, funky, savory, a touch of salt. Full, coating mouthfeel. Develops creaminess as it sits in the mouth.

L'Amuse "Black Betty" Brabander Reserve Goat Gouda Semi-hard Dutch 🐐🧀. Sweet milk aroma. Has crystals from aging. Strong butterscotch sweetness, with typical Gouda nut flavor and a saline tangy finish that isn't goaty. A bit hard and dry near the surface. An excellent untraditional Gouda.

i try my best to be a chill dad because most of my friends’ dads when I was younger always gave “you’re an interruption” vibes to anyone over

I had a dream where I died because I donated a kidney to some old guy named jim, and then everyone hated my gravestone (it wasn't that bad imo) then there were two layers of afterlife, I was in the first layer and the way it was set up I would pass to the second. For some reason at first

Went to see the frog choir today, the performance was ribbiting.

Latenite archival babbyGonz time!

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"kill them with kindness" wrong. bat attack 🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇

i think they are going to pressure denmark to allow the US to mine minerals there, but not china if the US gets that, it will prob be enough. but as always i give a dumbass disclaimer because trump is a dumbass. who knows.

Midwesterners are southern knock-offs

I'm a misogynist

I killed cher

Now with verrence still gone, you gotta watch this now.

Working on Saturday is fun cause we're done in like four hours and it's really early in the day, so then it starts to feel like time isn't actually real

*looks at form sheet* oh I forgot the step! *Cuts off my leg*

this is a rare post that made me pause before liking but its edyn, so OK

Link requested this be boosted so we can help Dr. Divya raise money for Palestinian families in need. It is also a good day to reinstate Link’s account.

If you can't come out right now, please don't hate yourself. One day, the meaning of labels will disappear. Please love yourself as you are. The one who can cherish yourself the most is yourself. Because that is your strength and beauty. Chiitan loves you

this is willow

Can anybody help me with some sober support or something idk. I'm out of my mind and struggling with relapse brain

I need a meeting really bad.

Finally some appreciation around here

All of my mutuals are at the very least 7/10 funny unless

Make up ur mind wtf

Chicago priest Fr. Larry Dowling describes procession to ICE facility: “No one had the courage to speak directly to us. No one from Homeland Security could stand in the presence of the Monstrance holding the Blessed Sacrament. No wonder. Evil is repelled, recoils in the presence of Christ.”

@mutuals if we met IRL I would stab you with a knife

🗽LIBERTY🗽 🔫GUNS🔫 🍺BEER🍺 🎺TRUMP🎺

I had a nap, I am fine now

alright kinda bad picture but i am actually a cake sicko

sebiv rof, sdrawkcab gnihtyreve gnipyt

Wearing a random shirt I borrowed from my mother and a gold skirt I never wear because it's inconvenientish, ah yes laundry day.

She's just like tim waltz 😞 everyone's hating today

well lets just see what chatgpt has to say about-

If you don't add alt text I won't kill you, but I will judge you which is arguably worse coming from me

When does it stop being evening and start being night

after millions of views and shares of my Portland Frog art. (thank you all🙏🏾) I got requests to highlight priests, and chickens, and Chicagoans, and T-Rexes, and more… all of us who refuse to bend the knee. so this is for US. 𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚃𝚊𝚕𝚕. 𝚆𝚎 𝚆𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚆𝚒𝚗.