drink water

my childhood must be dead because i don't care about zootopia 2 at all

AAAGHGHGHGH. IT BURNNNNNNSSSSSS

got woken up by a fire alarm and had to go outside in my nightcap, then found out my wrapped dropped. what's next?? i forget there's a coffee cup on my roof and drive away???

Live your life in such a way that, if you were ever wrongly accused of murder, Benoit Blanc would help you solve the crime.

My most-used words in 2025 were: 1. "wait" (85×) 2. "those" (56×) 3. "news" (50×) 4. "cybertruck" (48×) 5. "mean" (37×)

30+ notifications and not a single new follow smh what am i doing with my life

only 5 more followers to 700 help me out fplks

my favorite part is the "HUGE WAKMWiN CLOSET" outside the bedroom door and directly across from another closet

a delivery robot goes past my place every day and on the last day of my lease i'm gonna tear that thing up so hard the police will think @carfuckshulk.top did it

sleep deprivation almost got me fired lol

ah yes just me and a heat pack to get rid of that chill going up and down my nonexistent spine

clearing out my spam folder and dayummmm i missed so many 50% off subscriptions

every kei truck I see around vancouver karmically balances all of the cybertrucks I've been forced to look upon for the last year

i did not sleep and was not productive at all

What if we razed every Data Center to the ground and salted the earth where they stood

OK I'm glad to hear exercise worked for YOU, but I'm still going to give leeches a try first

i'll be sitting in a quiet, crowded room and remember SZA singing angelically about cuffing season and big boys and laugh out loud and ruin the speech and everyone will stare and i'll be melted down by their laser eyes

Accessibility can be "easy mode", but it's also adjusting light, sound, text, etc. Things not correlated at all with standard difficulty. And difficulty also isn't just more health or less damage! Slowing down game speed, a targeting system, more platforms in a jumping section, etc.

I'm two weeks late to Beast Land, but my question is how much slave labor will MrBeast use until he gets cancelled, this isn't even the first time.

Imagine how delighted you’d be if you’d flipped off a random Cybertruck driver and Seth Rollins jumped out. Full vindication.

omg it's happening

happy thanksgiving to all except that one person who cut me off by coming out of the carpool lane early

why can't they invest millions of dollars in ai to like treat sewage water or mine coal instead of training it to make movies and run facebook accounts to influence another country's politics

sure being the early bird is great if you’re a fuckin worm loving freak

i've seen two reviews for zootopia 2 and one of them called it "punchier" but the other called it "tamer". oh the duality of cinema

sometimes i'll wake up, say "meesa hungreesa" and devour the closest human soul

I solved the daily Clues by Sam, Nov 25th 2025 (Easy), in 04:38 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 cluesbysam.com

i just saw an ad for a sephora perfume and uh what is a provocative fragrance

Everyone signed the bill where are the Epstein files

me: i need to study for this exam my brain: if they tested a nuke and it didn't go off would they say it bombed

is now a good time to make a twitter account and troll all the right-wingers in the uae and russia

The reactions of everyone passing the cybertruck at the tree farm is the greatest gift I could have gotten today

why is Charlie Brown trending

timeline cleanse! baby dolphin zoomies 😊

looked in the mirror and had an acid reflux

when in doubt i blame mr beast

everything is awful but I have one of the world’s greatest license plates ever made triangleblogblog.com/2024/09/04/e...

does anyone else get the creeps when they think about grammarly

this is a pretty cool project, i like the graph and how you can get a sense of themes quickly, even if you don't know the songs i searched "light" and "lights" and the results came out really different. so maybe some feature to toggle whether the exact word would be searched or variations of it

Google has started automatically opting you in to let it read your stuff to train AI. You need to turn this off in SEVERAL places in your settings (not just for Gmail), if you want to maintain privacy and confidentiality. www.malwarebytes.com/blog/news/20...

when he reaches a trillion, we should fire him into the sun along with everything he owns

they should create a rate my professors but for roommates and they actually shouldn't do it because it would quickly go the way of that "background check my date" app and we will go back to the old school method of stalking each others instagram before move-in

Today I saw a Cybertruck with a trailer hitch. It was adorable, kind of like seeing a small child with a toy cell phone pretending to have a conversation.

The month the Cybertruck was released I immediately saw two of them in my part of the city, always driven by the same two guys. I was shocked. "People are actually buying this thing!" Almost two years later, I have never seen a third.

are we as a society gonna talk a bit more about that whole "punishable by death" spiel or nah

stopping in the middle of the stairs should be illegal. in this essay i will explain that when i am elected governor of bluesky...

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hey guys if this gets 20 likes i'm changing my name to this