weekly post hating linkedin: i just saw a post declaring generative AI as "just another tool to coexist with" and the one immediately below that was about how AI deepfakes are causing harm and there's not enough legislation in place to deter them

…. raz torko

it's that time of year when a bunch of people are posting about AP exams and making me realize i graduated high school not so long ago

move over met gala, the pulitzers just dropped???

Jeff Bezos and his wife are the lead sponsors of tonight's Met Gala. Now seems like a good time to remind folks of all the ways Bezos is shafting American consumers and Amazon workers — and how his wealth is putting our democracy at risk. https://www.commondreams.org/opinion/amazon-ceo-jeff-bezos

may the 4th be with you and not with my freakin neighbor blasting freakin edm at my freakin bedtime

Cybertruck driving around, bumper sticker: “this Tesla is not an endorsement of Elon Musk” Buddy the cybertruck in particular is the biggest endorsement of Elon Musk a private person who could’ve bought any of the other electric trucks can make

Capcom announced a new update to their iconic classic Street Fighter II today that will allow users to pummel a Tesla Cybertruck in the game’s infamous vehicular destruction-based bonus level. paletteswap.site/dif...

how the fuck is this real

oh by the way i did see someone in the passenger seat of a Cybertruck today. it was a girl who seemed to be in the 4th grade and a man that i will generously presume is her father who has the visitation weekend

Sometimes I’ll look at a Cybertruck and think, “Naw, this had to be an elaborate practical joke. No one would ever design and manufacture this monstrosity, and certainly no one would ever buy one.”

just know i have never refreshed the SNL youtube page so quickly in my life

i apparently haven't cleared out my cookies in months because i recognize some of the websites but i also haven't used them in a while. i wish there were a feature like "delete all my data if i haven't visited in three weeks"

Candlestick ice in Banff National Park “Rotten ice or candle ice is a loose term for ice that is melting or structurally disintegrating due to being honeycombed by liquid water, air, or contaminants trapped between the initial growth of ice crystals.” /Wiki #Canada

can i leave this here

i call my mom every sunday to share personal news and chat. she's really into celebrities, so i tell her about the famous people i've pissed off in the last week. she gets super excited.

why is melania movie trending again. i thought we agreed to not talk about that anymore

Google Doodle today is elite

I haven't been there in at least ten years but sometimes my brain will summon the melody of "SWEET HOME ALABAMA" and repeat it while i'm trying to focus and then it disappears 6-7 minutes later

Today’s intuitive watercolor painting And I got to use a friend’s real cotton paper today!! So much nicer than my cheap stuff Inspo/tutorial youtu.be/sczI7-zyXfk?...

license plate says California but ngl those are the most Midwest houses I've ever seen anyway i did my part by parking in the crosswalk when one of those robot delivery bots came down. his name is Robert and he is being held hostage by Doordash. sure i got towed but it was fun while it lasted

get a load of this guy

I saw a cybertruck with tinted windows a few days ago and I assume that the tinted windows were to hide the shame of the lone male who was in the car.

she factory on my balls till I go

Jimmy Kimmel, folks. Very smart. VERY calm. He took their fake outrage and handed it right back wrapped in facts. BEAUTIFUL. Melania says tone it down? Start with the orange foghorn she married. NOBODY has pumped more hate, threats, and poison into America than Taco Trump. Jimmy exposed the scam.

this makes it sound like the "morbid joke" was about her but it really wasn't. he just said she'd be very beautiful and happy as a widow. isn't that nice that he sees her for her true self

what a wild, heartbreaking day in this nation and disgusting conduct from the opposition. i would like to speak for all Americans when i extend my sincerest prayers for Megan Thee Stallion. may she find a man who understands how to play the game with joy and excellent character.

well now what's to become of those 300 happy meals

🇨🇦🇺🇸 All other considerations aside…this is, hands down, the single ugliest automobile ever designed….

Pope Leo turned the question around like the boss he is.

excuse me but why does the disney cruise line choose to use THE Up theme in their commercial. is that supposed to make me excited to cram into your ship and spend my life with my relatives. heck nah

all the usual insanity but the 2020 election *isn't* still in effect is it

this is a night where i'll have driver's license on repeat for four days straight lol

Cyberstuck in Oregon

sorry

Post a deep-cut quote from a favorite movie. "CAW CAW!"

there's a truck outside my window with every box except the one containing my life-size cutout of the green M&M

Tesla does funny math, though. insideevs.com/news/793205/...

when will zohran mamdani bring back 22 episode television seasons

my librarian saw me check out a bunch of dystopian novels and didn't stop me at all. it made me the Cybertruck i am today

Bonus: sand blowing in patterns on the beach

the urge to eat green veggies vs. the urge to stay in one spot for 25 hours

love how protein bars are like it tastes just like a brownie*! *a brownie with depression

I also want to shout @lataco.bsky.social's great feature on the organizing in Monterey Park, aptly titled "How to Stop a Data Center in Your Backyard":

i think what they should do is be like Wicked and announce a sequel/"continuation of the same story" that contains all the scandalous stuff. i propose that they call it Michael: Dangerous

i'm about to sleep but how on earth do you screw up a michael jackson biopic

i keep getting ads for universities with something like "the class of 2030 has a record high GPA of 3.97 🥳🥳🥳" and i'm like...is that a good thing bc i would be coming unglued

is backrooms like among us if they didn't go to ikea

@thehardtimesnews.bsky.social #satire