God I hate Subway Takes.

Tiny caged amongus...

oh my god of course my raffi crashout is the one that gets on bluesky trending

This is the most mild take I've ever fucking heard. Fuck Raffi, his songs are the most annoying shit, I couldn't stand them even as part of the target demographic. If a bumass 50-year-old man doesn't know how to spell bananas, he needs to go back to damn school.

@cluesbysam.com can we have a reset confirmer? I accidentally reset something in the daily archive because I misclicked.

The real question is, why? There are so many great snorkeling sights around the world, even just in America. Does a shipwreck full of skeletons not give you the creeps? It's so obviously disrespectful, but I'm not getting the logic to do it in the first place.

holy shit guys I think I found the gumboots tape

ART GARFUNKEL TASTES LIKE PAPRIKA POTATOES

Donald Trump has hurt many Americans.

Me too!

i love going on instagram because i get to see how my highschool peers are doing and get lifemogged while actively in a suicidal spiral

So it turns out I actually WAS abused by other family members. It was not just aggression or toxicity. It was abuse. Happy Mothers Day!

still crazy about this photo of paul simon

Wait, this is where the trending topic is coming from? Fuck Marjorie, she's a literal antisemite. Ridiculous behavior.

JASON STATHAM IS WHITE?!?!?!

tiktok naming itself tiktok was quite foolish of them, making it way too easy for the typo titkok

I was going to clear out some of my posts but I post too many bangers.

clocked by an internet stranger 💀

reply with numbers (I could use a distraction right now)

why are you like this? my dude.

And here we watch the precious hominid named David Attenborough become quite old, his fellow hominids appear to have a deep respect for him.

swag

As a Resister-Grifter hater, it is so nice to see the fuckass Krassensteins called out.

Still did a better job than Fergie.

IT’S STAR WARS DAY SO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

killing myself via airlock by a deodorant-induced mario trip

My favorite Jedi!

It's May 4th! Happy Star Wars Day!

this is how I find out 😭

Job hunting in a hostile environment. ✨

People will drive you to suicide and then beg you not to jump. :/

beatles predicted pokemon www.youtube.com/watch?v=o239...

NICK AND GATSBY ARE FALLING FOR EACH OTHER AND IT'S DAY 1 #tomolife #tomodachilife

Paul George? What about John Ringo?

Google Doodle today is elite

SCOOT DOWN THE ROAD, WHAT'S MY NUMBER?

I deadass think a pizza might've saved my life... long story but lowkey a little embarrassing lol

she factory on my balls till I go

@ittybittyskitty.bsky.social I had the idea and had to execute it.

HALLELUJAH cybrrbee.github.io/Tomodachi-Li...

new Ringo album!

THAT WAS A BLOWTORCH THIS WHOLE TIME?!?!?!?! #factoryballs

Fucker Tucker absolutely knew better and was in it for the money. His apology is only good as toilet paper.

I have found r/Napoleon and I am sat. Autisming about the Austistic King!

GUYS I DID IT. I SURVIVED TO SEE THE RETURN OF FACTORY BALLS.

Guys, give me recommendations for Miis for my Tomodachi Life island!